SimpsHub

I knew from the title that SimpsHub would be a mecca for perverts who love seeing pretty girls on their screens, but I did have one immediate question: who exactly were we going to be simping on today? I’ve long been known to grow infatuated with the famous adult models fucking their ways around the porn industry, even going as far as launching my own PornDudeCasting for some in-person simping. I’m writing this toward the end of 2024, though, and the last few years have seen the rise of a new type of amateur pornstar, one that doesn’t necessarily need some big-headed producer to set up the shots.

Step right up and claim your prize if you guessed Simpshub.com specializes in free videos of your favorite internet chicks. Your reward for solving this mystery is the great bounty of smut within, and it looks like you ain’t the only winner: they’ve been getting a couple million visitors a month lately. Truth be told, I was sold on the gimmick even before I looked at the traffic stats, but now I’m even more excited to get in there and see what’s got everybody all hard and drippy.

I Never Felt So Good About Simping

SimpsHub’s got a pretty unremarkable layout for a free tube, but I do love the doge wearing shades and pointing at us in the site’s logo. Between the name and that mascot, I think it’s fair to say the joint is run by the kind of nerds who hang out on Reddit, 4chan or some other internet hive of meme-sharing nerds. Even if you don’t count yourself amongst the neckbeards, you’ve got to understand that these geeks probably have a better understanding of the web’s myriad porn holes and fuck receptacles than your average normie out in meatspace. In other words, I bet they’ve got the hookup on some really good shit!

The beautiful women doing nasty things in all the front-page thumbnails back up that expectation. Let’s start with the gals first: this place is crawling with OnlyFans models, sexy influencers and a fair share of traditional pornstars. The emphasis is on those internet babes, and I immediately recognized OF faces like Morgpie, Sweetie Fox, BigTittyGothEgg and Pamsnusnu. Abella Danger, Riley Reid and Mia Khalifa made up some of the first “regular” pornstars I spotted, and I even saw some PornDudeCasting alumni like Violet Myers, Melody Marks and Savannah Bond.

OnlyFans had already been working its way into the public consciousness when the pandemic hit, at which point the platform really exploded. When we were all social distancing, there was a need for more porn, and there was a need for people to make money without leaving the house. This is one of the reasons the genre as a whole still consists largely of solo shows shot in some Instagram chick’s bedroom.

I’m not sure if Simps Hub is specifically curated in search of the harder stuff, but they’ve got a killer variety of both solo and hardcore content. It looks like at least half of the recent uploads show somebody getting legit fucked, which ain’t always the case on these OnlyFans-type tubes. The very latest uploads include cheating lesbians, Japanese group sex, POV blowjobs, and an 18-year-old teen choking on a big dick.

How to Do a XXX Categories Page

SimpsHub.com already does better than a lot of the new-school amateur tubes as far as the range of content, and they’ve also cataloged it better. Some of these sites take the laziest, most half-ass approach to tagging, which results in extensive libraries that you can’t really search for specific types of content. If you’ve got a deeper-niche fetish, weak tagging can render a large stash almost worthless.

That tagging at SimpsHub, on the other hand, might be some of the very best I’ve ever seen. Their Categories page is a thing of absolute fucking beauty! No shit, I’m having trouble even thinking of a premium site with a menu this nice, let alone a free tube. It looks like some absolute porn nerd did us a huge service and spent hours, maybe even days putting this thing together.

They’ve got a big-ass, thumbnailed picture menu of tags broken down into subcategories like Production, Actions, Fetish and Sex Toys. You can explore preferences like Ethnicity, Body, Hair, and Apparel, or choose your favorite Scenarios, Locations, or Number of People.

The range and variety of pornographic keywords on that Categories index makes Simps Hub feel more like your typical anything-goes Pornhub ripoff than a joint that focuses on Internet sluts and OnlyFans models. I was genuinely surprised by just how many modern amateur clips they’ve been able to track down in categories like Footjob, Mom and Rimjob. There’s a ton of professionally shot stuff in there, but it really excites me to see how kinky homebrewers have been getting lately.

Fresh Hardcore and Some Homegrown Simpsons Stuff

I’ve been clicking around the Simps Hub website as I write this review, taking in the sights and gently stroking my tent pants whenever I’m sure the other Starbucks customers ain’t looking. Each time I come back to the front page, I’ve found new stuff at the very top of the pile. I couldn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere, but it’s visually obvious that they’re constantly adding fresh sex videos. I just refreshed the page to find a finger-cuffing threesome, a perverted plumber scene, and a college student getting nailed in a car.

One of my only real complaints about SimpsHub.com is the way they present the full stash. On most tubes, you can flip from the first page to the last, as well as pretty much anywhere in between. Here, there’s just a Load More button at the bottom of each page. I had to tweak the URL by hand, just trying to find the bottom of the pile so I could tell you how big the thing is.

It's pretty fucking big. If I did my math right, Simps Hub currently has around 8700 videos in their library. They’re almost certainly going to be over 9000 soon, so in honor of the weebs who recognize the number, I did a quick search for Hentai. In addition to all the OnlyFans models and Florida-grown pornstars, turns out they’ve got hundreds of X-rated anime clips, too. Who knew?

Simping on Cosplay Cuties All Afternoon

I’ve got nearly 9000 problems, but blue balls ain’t one. No, my big decision for the day was just where to start my official Simps Hub fap test. Refreshing the front page, I found a new spread of content including a cock-smoking femboy, a sloppy POV handy beej, and an OnlyFans shower striptease. As hot as those thumbnails were, it was Purple Bitch dressed as Cammy from Street Fighter whose image lured me in.

I’ve had a crush on the model for a while and one on the character for even long, but that ain’t the only thing that excited me about the scene. It’s technically a solo video with the cosplay cutie, but the robotic fuck machine in the thumbnail slams harder than a lot of professional partners might. The runtime is fucking solid, too, clocking in at around 22 minutes. This one’s full-length, my dudes!

The video had clearly been passed around a few times before landing at SimpsHub, because there are at least four or five different watermarks, many of them overlapping. Still, the resolution is a lot cleaner than you would have expected from a sixth generation copy just a few years ago. Video encoding’s a lot better these days, and the clear picture is a great fit for this ultra-modern format. If the site had a download button, I’d certainly take advantage of it, and I know some of you will just use a third-party downloader to get the job done. They are aiming for that nerd demographic, after all.

At the end of the day, SimpsHub.com is going to appeal to damn near any masturbator on the internet, whether you’re a terminally online virgin simping over OnlyFans girls charging more than your allowance, or just a regular-ass horny dude in need of some visual stimulation on your lunch break. They’ve got a special focus on internet babes from the various social media and social porn platforms, but the catalog is diverse enough that I could recommend it anyone. Make sure to check out that Categories page, which is one of the best free porn indexes I’ve ever seen. Seriously, kudos to whoever put that together.