KatFit20

KatFit20 "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. Who is this ancient creature? KatFit20 has got me all kinds of confused. And not in a fun way like when I see a really hot dude in a TV show. I don’t think confusion should be the first thing a customer feels when seeing your pics. And name too. Even before seeing any content, the name is weird to me. I thought we stopped using numbers in our internet names when World of Warcraft stopped being cool. Like, I don’t know, 15 years ago? When I see KatFit20 I feel like I’ve been transported back in time. You know that feeling you get when someone is clearly stuck in the past? Their fashion sense is Ugg boots and bomber jackets. The whole hair and makeup ensemble can only be seen on them and in photo albums. But this is not like, a look from the 60’s or 70’s. When people do that, it’s intentional, no one is that deluded.

But there are some people who have simply not outgrown the 2010s. And KatFit20 is one of them. I love seeing people like that pop up on my social media, it’s nostalgic. One thing it’s not though is arousing. The thought that keeps popping up in my head is ancient. Remember when Alexandra Stan was all the rage? Of course you don’t, it was a million years ago. KatFit20’s stuck somewhere in that era. The era of the blonde bimbo with dark roots and light, glittery lip gloss. The era of skull tattoos and Facebook. I’m not pulling your penis; she’s got all of these features. The first link on her LinkTree is Facebook. And she’s active on it. You can see her enjoying some downtime in a casino in 144 pixels. Is that like, how pixels worked? I don’t know, I’m not a nerd so if you feel inclined to correct me go read a book on getting bitches instead.

One Lobotomy Please

God fucking damn this chick is boring. I have so many peeves with her I don’t know where to start. Her TikTok is full of snoozefest thirst traps and videos of her and her little gremlin. Madam, this is a Wendys. You can’t just post your offspring and your almost naked booty back to back. It’s super fucking weird. Then, you’ve got the blatant needy desperate efforts to stay relevant. You know how TikTok works. An audio gets popular, people use it, it gets even more popular, and viola someone’s accidentally rich now. I shit you not, she’s used the most popular audio right now like 10 times in a row. It’s incredibly annoying. What’s worse is, the audio is contextual. You need to do a funny for it to make any sense.

No, no my friend why effort when boobs, you know? It’s easy, just post your boobs and enough people will click on it to give you a little boost in relevancy. Oh, that worked? Okay, let’s do it again. And again. And again. And again. Getting annoyed by the repetition yet? Good, that’s the result I wanted. For a moment you felt like I felt watching her shitty TikTok slop. There’s absolutely nothing of value this chick brings to the entertainment industry. I get it, people sometimes post just because they want to, not for an audience. They get to have low effort videos because the said videos aren’t really meant for anybody. But she makes these with a purpose, of some sort. Who knows, if the purpose was to arouse call me Billy and slap my knee.

Gambling is Fun

I can’t go any further into her content before taking everything back to those casino photos. They’re seriously creepy. In a lot of them, she’s making faces like she needs to shit. Kind of a worried half smile, half frown. It feels like someone’s got a gun behind the camera. Only if that were the case, the person behind the camera would care about good photos. Since they’re doing something illegal for content and all, can’t half-ass it, they’re in too deep. No, no this is all her work. Have you met women? They take about 50 different photos in a plethora of angles and lights before getting a good shot. And then the good shot is promptly thrown into the digital bin with the rest of the photos because oh, I don’t know, the nose didn’t look right. I guess KatFit20 is lucky. She doesn’t have this problem of caring about what she looks like. Of course, there are horny old men commenting on her photos.

But that’s just because boobs. You have to get past the illusion of boobs if you want to do my job. Or don’t. It’s my job I’m not sharing. The boobs aren’t cutting it sweetie, next. Plus, her boobs are fake, which is fine in cases where they don’t look like two very hard spheres. Remember that fake boobs were all the rage back in the day with pornstars? Now, everyone sells nudes and half the chicks blast their droopy titties and stomach rolls like it’s no one’s business. All natural is in, fake is out. See, this is one more thing contributing to the whole ancient-looking factor. A skinny blonde with dark roots, a skull tattoo, hard breasts, and a side part is a combo I last saw on a poster hanging in my bedroom. Newsflash, no one over 30 hangs posters anymore. It’s the golden rule. If you’re over 30, posters go in frames.

Put My Brain in the Washing Machine

I think I’m being brainwashed. I think I spent too much time looking at bland content. Because she’s kind of cute. This has to be some sort of trick. Give me my autonomy back, you witch. Even if she was cute as fuck, I don’t stand by her practices. But then, why is it hard to look away after scrolling so much? Can we like, do an experiment with rats or monkeys to find out? It’s not fair. I didn’t hope to kind of like her, I wanted to go balls deep into being a proper critic. I think it’s all the Twitter content that’s got me feeling this way. It’s still utterly dull but a different form of dull. This is a type of dull I’m used to. Just your regular OF model doing booty shakes and posting pictures of her pierced nipples.

Her TikTok and Facebook content is basically unwatchable. Oh, yeah, I get it. On Twitter it’s more appropriate to hoe out. So basically, the more skin I see the more I like her. That puts my mind at ease, there’s no brainwashing going on here it’s just my lizard male brain. Well, now that the magic is over, I still don’t like her. Nice ass though. At least that doesn’t look fake. It’s big and juicy, like an apple from grandma's vineyard. I simply must have a bite for that divine texture and summery flavor. KatFit20 reminds me of summer and fun. She’s always in a bikini so there’s that, and the whole ancient factor takes me back to careless summer days. I guess she’s unintentionally good for something. A trip to nostalgia land where you don’t have a mortgage and Bitcoin costs 10 cents.

Free Shit for Sale

Since the dawn of time, men have sought out porn. You can see it in the ancient wall carvings. Big-breasted babes in all types of positions, carved into stone by men and sold to other men for a cool new spear or a pointy rock knife. This was the way in the good ol’ hunter-gatherer days. You can also see it on KatFit20’s OnlyFans. For those videos look dingy, low quality, and amateur. You can sub to her OF for free by the way. She gives you actual porn for free. Yes, it’s only a few seconds but c’mon who does that? Like, no one under the sun. Can’t remember the last time a chick on the internet gave me some pussy for free. They all want to be paid. That’s why I stick to real chicks I can shmooze into believing I’m cool and not a masturbatory basement dweller.

KatFit20’s content is kind of hot, only because it feels sneaky. It looks like something that was stolen from her camera roll on a phone she had when touch screens weren’t a thing. Surprisingly, her photos are high quality and seem decent enough. Note, decent, and not something I’m pulling my cock out for any time soon. Oh, by the way she looks old. I mean, she has birthed at least one devil creature so there, she’s literally a MILF. You know where they hoard the MILFs in porn. Where all the other wrinkly ladies are. I think she wouldn’t look that old without the dated hair and makeup. And the sequence bikinis. Oh God, the sequence bikinis. To all the chicks who want to fuck me and plan to find me for this purpose, never wear sequence bikinis. I beg of you.