CinemaCult

Are you part of a Cinema Cult? Some of the film buffs in the audience might be raising their hands, thinking they’re in the club because they attended a couple midnight shows over the years. I’m talking about a specific cult here, though, not just any random group of cinephiles or movie nerds. The daily topic of conversation here at ThePornDude is porno movies, of course, but we’re not chatting about those today, either. Don’t worry, though: this cult has plenty of masturbatory mana in their temple.

CinemaCult.com is a premium collection of celebrity nudie scenes from mainstream films. They’re actually one of the older libraries of this type, having been around in some form or another since 1999, when they were called AvalonMovies. The joint describes themselves as “The largest European nude celebrity site,” but as we’ll see, they don’t limit the roster to Euro starlets. Let’s go find some familiar faces attached to naked boobies, shall we?

Pretty Faces You Know and Love, Plus Boobs

CinemaCult ain’t the fanciest looking joint I’ve reviewed this month, though it doesn’t have the crustiness I often associate with sites that have been around for decades. Truth be told, the presentation is a couple steps up from your typical celebrity nude site running on a generic WordPress theme. This place looks more like a traditional porn paysite, though the thumbnails give it away as something else.

I didn’t recognize the celebs in the first few thumbnails I saw on the front page, so I initially thought this was a vintage porn library. The most recent preview images are grainy technicolor screencaps of topless beauties with big ‘70s hair. Scrolling down a little, I saw varied image quality indicating erotica of various eras, from the fluffy-bushed ‘80s to the DVD days of the ‘90s to more modern, high-resolution cinematography.

The first gals I spotted whose names I knew included Sigourney Weaver laying in a bathtub with a serious face and exposed jugs (from A Map of the World), Sandra Bullock doing her best to hide her naughty bits (The Proposal), and Alice Eve laying back in bed, in the buff (Crossing Over). A front-page list of CinemaCult.com’s Nude Celebrities of the Week includes Sophie Turner, Paula Beer, Ajita Wilson and Anamaria Vartolomei.

CinemaCult calls itself a European celebrity nude site, but what actually constitutes a European celebrity in the 21st century? We’re living in a global era, so you’re probably whacking off to a global selection of famous hotties, no matter where you happen to be sitting as you fap away. The range of women here reflects that, as they’ve got thousands of nude celebrities from around the world. They’re quickly coming up on the 10,000 mark, and may well have crossed it by the time you read this.

The full Celebrities list is an unwieldy index through no fault of their own; there are just too many babes for a clean menu. It’s 26 pages divided by first letter, each one unfolding as one long-ass page. I kind of wish there were pictures beside each name, if only because I’m not familiar with all these chicks. That said, the sheer size and scope of the menu probably makes pics impractical.

Preview Pics and Cheap Tix

Cinema Cult doesn’t have the best free previews I’ve ever seen on a premium adult site, nor does it have the worst. They’ve got a fucking shitload of preview stills you can gawk at for free. In fact, I’m pretty sure the setup here allows you to see at least a thumbnail for each video in the catalog. I think thumbnails are hand-selected here, too, because most of them include boobs. Some of you cheapskates are probably going to rub one out without any intention of ever signing up for an account.

If you want to get inside, tickets are about half what you’d pay for a typical paysite. There’s no exclusive content here like you’d find at PornDudeCasting or any other platform charging the industry-standard thirty bones a month, but you will find a curated collection of mainstream sex scenes that’d take you years of grueling labor to piece together yourself. The signup page promises that a lot of those clips are VERY RARE, emphasis theirs.

To date, there are nearly 44,000 celebrity nude scenes in the catalog. They have the stash broken into broad piles for Movies and TV, along with a Browse menu that offers various filters for narrowing down the selection. All in all, it’s a better organized library than I was expecting, which made me all the more excited to get in there are start digging. They’ve made it easy for us pervs to find exactly what it is that gets us going.

I couldn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere, but CinemaCult is promising fresh uploads on the daily. Most paysites are only dropping one new scene a week, which helps put the value here into perspective. The videos on CinemaCult.com tend to be a lot shorter and cleaner than you find on any hardcore site, but star the chicks you see on TV instead of the chicks you only know from the internet.

I get the sense that whoever’s curating the selection isn’t just a pervert or a cash-grabbing webmaster, but a genuine movie nerd. Obviously, there’s an emphasis on the erotic around here, but you find a lot of seriously deep cuts in the stash. A couple of the most recent updates are from late ‘70s Italian comedy and horror movies, giving me flashbacks to browsing VHS shelves with eyes so red I can barely keep them open. You know, I think that vibe calls for sparking a doobie before I get into my official fap test…

Joining the Cinema Cult

Freshly medicated, I made my way to Cinema Cult’s latest update. It’s no fewer than four sexy little clips from 1974’s Mania, an Italian horror/thriller featuring Eva Spadaro, Ivana Giordan and Mirella Rossi in various states of undress. I’m not sure who the dark-haired babe is, but she caught my eye with her pretty face, giant hair and matching boobs. She kind of reminds me of a retro Minnie Driver, and I clicked the thumbnail that featured her tatas most prominently.

It’s a 90-second scene, and I don’t understand any of the dialog, but I did appreciate the light catfighting. The girls tussle around a little bit with their jugs out, and then one hops into bed with another babe, crying with her ass out. A moment later, the girls are all rolling around together while a guy with no eyes yells at them.

It's a sexy scene, made all the more surreal by the director’s touch. I’m not sure it’s colorful enough to be a Giallo, but it’s got that funky weirdness I expect from Italian horror films of the era. Italian filmmakers were big on shooting without mics and dubbing everything, which I always thought was bizarre, too.

The other three CinemaCult clips from the film were just as hot and just as mysterious to this English speaker. I liked them enough to save them for later, though. Members can download whatever they want, though there’s no Download button. Just right click on the video and Save As. You know the drill.

I think what really makes CinemaCult.com special is the curation. It’d be easy enough to just post new scenes from new movies coming out today, but whoever’s running this joint is digging deep into cinematic history. The catalog spans from vintage sex scenes in films both classic and forgotten, to modern big-screen nudity from the biggest movie producers in the world. Even after you’ve shaken your dick at every scene your favorite Hollywood girl has been in, you can fall down the rabbit hole and find some new celebs to get excited about. As I fap my way around the site, I’ve been making a list of shows and movies I want to check out later. First, though, I’ve got achieve post-nut clarity or I’ll never be able to pay attention.