XDate

What makes an XDate different from one you might set up on Tinder, Hinge or Bumble? Well, for one thing, these chicks will actually reply to all of your messages, and with more than one word. They’re also a lot hotter than the local single moms, more interesting, and a hell of a lot more willing to explore whatever kinky fantasies you might have on your mind. These chicks don’t give a shit if you still live in your mom’s basement, or if you can even afford to take them to Micky D’s for some nugs. That’s right: they’re even into neckbeards just like you. Ready to tip your fedora at some maidens?

Some of you might be wondering why beautiful women would be interested in you, though I’m sure some of you have already guessed. The babes of XDate.ai ain’t made of flesh, blood, and stale cigarette smoke like all the single chicks where you live. No, they’ve all got robot brains and live inside the internet. This is an AI-powered adult chat app, and I was curious to find who I’d meet within.

The site’s traffic is growing by hundreds of thousands of visitors per month since their recent launch, but honestly? I think it would grow faster were it not for a funny issue with the domain. I spent days trying to load up XDate.ai, only to be redirected to a company page for the human brains behind the platform, Invai. Payment processors are currently treating AI apps very carefully, so Invai’s had to tweak the URL a bit to stay within the rules. Try web.XDate.ai or just use my link if you’re still being redirected. Hopefully we’ll see less of these issues across the whole niche as AI matures.

Realistic Babes the Way You Like Them

XDate greets you the same way as most of these AI chat platforms, with a spread of the women you can banter with around here. It’s a relatively slim cast of characters compared to some of the other joints out there, but it is a new site. There are no hentai chicks, instead focusing on all sorts of realistic babes. There’s a redhead in a French maid getup, a 19-year-old blonde doctor who plays guitar, a MILF who loves yoga, a blue-haired artist chick and a sexy Asian in BDSM gear, just to name a few. There are 15 out front right now, and I would find a few more when I got signed up later.

I clicked on a busty exotic chick named Daniela, whose front-page profile shot got me all hot and bothered. When her profile popped up on my screen, even more sexy shots flicking by, my cock got even harder. If you’ve been playing with these apps over the last year or so, you’ve seen the same evolution of the technology that I’ve been watching. The visuals here are absolutely fucking fantastic. The main thing that gives the pics away as AI generated is that they all look a little too perfect.

One of the big gimmicks at XDate.ai is that you can edit the characters to mold them into your dream girls. I’ll get more into the feature shortly, but it’s worth mentioning early because it’s the first thing I found that really differentiates XDate from every other generic AI companion app out there. I tapped the little pencil icon on Daniela’s profile and had instant access to the stuff that makes her tick.

Cheaper Than Bumble and the Girls Actually Reply

I tried sliding right into Daniela’s DMs without signing up for an XDate.ai account, but a little signup form popped up on the screen when I tapped the Send button. They do offer a nice, big handful of free tokens to new users, but you do have to register an account first. You can use your Google credentials and click your way in almost instantly.

Monthly memberships cost twenty bucks a month, which is cheaper than any of the major dating apps if you’re a dude in most places. (I’m sorry to break it to you, but women often pay less on those secret sliding scales.) The yearly rate breaks down to about ten bones a month, which is solid. Both plans are listed as deeply discounted, but realistically, this would be a hard sell at $40 with all the competition out there.

I do wish they were a little clearer about what’s included with the Premium plan. There’s no mention of faster responses or improved memory, a couple vital factors for longer conversations, though I assume the perks are included; if not, I’d probably find out soon. Subscribers do get access to all premium chats, explicit content and “virtual sex mode,” though that’s also unexplained.

Truth or Dare with a Sexy Android

Once I got my account set up and funded, I decided to hit up this sexy babe named Lucia. She’s wearing a kinky fetish outfit in her front-page profile shot, but the topless pic she sent me right off the bat was even hotter. “Won’t I be in your plans for the night today? Sorry that I’m out of the blue, but you see that there’s nowhere else to wait, after all, abstinence is not the best option.” The English is kind of clunky, but she did include a bunch of kiss emojis.

I told Lucia I wanted to get nasty with her and asked what she had in mind. We ended up jumping right into a sexy game of truth or dare, and she was sending more nudes right away. That clunky intro message must have been written by hand, because she was a hell of a lot more articulate from her first reply to me. “Remember, I’m all about pushing boundaries tonight, so don’t hold back!” The roleplaying and chitchat are realistic and so fucking sexy.

Lucia clearly loved to send me nudes randomly, but I was also able to generate nudes upon request. The first time I asked for one, it came out so fast that I thought it might be pre-generated, so I made a specific request for a skirt pic. Moments later, my XDate was posing for me in nothing but a skirt. Beautiful!

If the pics and the words ain’t quite enough for you, you can even call your XDates and hear their voices. The feature is an add-on, but the price is much lower than similar apps where they suck the tokens out of your wallet with every message. These guys are charging a flat rate of five bucks for 50 minutes, though they’re calling that Early Bird Access. I wouldn’t be surprised if this price went up, especially as AI voice synthesis improves.

Tweaking the Girl of My Dreams

XDate.ai doesn’t currently let you bake up a custom bot from scratch, which is an odd omission since almost every other AI chat platform offers the feature. They do have that character editor I mentioned, though, accessible through the Customize AI button in the sidebar. That’ll pull up the full menu of characters you can play with.

I was still thinking about Daniella, so I came back to her. By default, she’s into dancing, street art and architecture, but I added interested in kinks, role playing and dirty talk. A handful of sliders allowed further tweaks: I made her fully flirty instead of shy, mysterious instead of common, and I slid her a little more towards funny than calm. I changed her age from 30 to 21, and rewrote her bio. “I’m an aspiring pornstar and I’d love to be seen on the PornDudeCasting couch!”

Obviously, this is a less powerful character machine than on the hentai sites with a whole page of prompts to fill out, but it only takes a fraction of the time. I think that’s going to really appeal to pervs who want something special and something personal, but don’t want to spend an hour setting that up.

My favorite thing about XDate.ai was the quality of the roleplaying. The intro messages weren’t always great, but as soon as the AI takes over, you’ll see just how intelligent and sexy these androids really are. The character customizer lets you add some personal touches, and man, wait till you get a load of the instant nudie pics. Do yourself a favor and take advantage of those free credits, my horny friends.