Angel.ai

Angel AI has the kind of domain name that has the potential to be absolute internet gold. All the one-word dot coms were snatched up decades ago, but internet prospectors sometimes make a run for fresh ones on up-and-coming top-level domains. Assuming people don’t get tired of having androids help them beat off, the whole dot-ai thing might pay off in a massive way at some point down the line.

Not that Angel.ai necessarily has to lure traffic with a dead-simple and catchy title. Beyond the killer branding, they’ve built an AI chat platform where you can meet your very own Angel. They use the term “companion” all over the front page, suggesting robotic girlfriends, simulated waifus and even platonic friends who just happen to be gorgeous. Honestly, I think of it more as a futuristic sex chat site, but that just reflects where I like to take my conversations. On that note, let’s try it!

Just Who Are These Angels?

The front page of Angel AI invites you to Meet Our Angels. They waste no time putting those pretty faces in front of you, letting you know exactly who’s available for a chat. It’s not an unusual spread visually, consisting of a mix of realistic women, a few dudes and a handful of hentai chicks. What’s more unusual is the five categories they’re broken into at the top of the menu: Girlfriend, Anime, Boyfriend, Life Coach and… Tarot Reader?

I’m used to reviewing AI chat sites that are aimed almost entirely at masturbators, but it looks like these guys are shooting for a more general audience—or at least pretending to. The presence of characters without a romantic or sexual element help sell the place as more SFW than it’d be without them, and who knows? Maybe after you finish jerking it, you can ask Regina to read your horoscope.

Compared to some of the other platforms out there, the cast is relatively slim at just 30 chat bots. The characters seem relatively simple, too, especially compared to those hentai chat sites where everybody’s got a whole backstory and kinky scenario attached. They’re all beautiful, though, and I was curious to see what lay beyond those basic archetypes.

There’s currently no option to create your own custom Angels, which feels like a weird omission at this point in the AI chat game. Most of the newer platforms launch with the feature available at jump, but maybe these guys are working on something they’ll drop soon. In the meantime, they do have a couple unusual perks you won’t find elsewhere, and I think a lot of you will feel they make up for the missing character machine.

Who Else Treats You This Good?

If you want to slide right into those DMs right now, have at it. You’ve got to register an account before you can do anything, but they do offer a basic free trial to get started. You’ll run into the limits soon enough if you’re enjoying yourself, and I have a feeling you will. If you find yourself in need of more stimulation, I’ve got further good news.

There’s no industry standard on pricing across any of the adult AI niches. I see a lot of overpriced memberships with too many tiers to choose from, as well as token-based systems that nickel and dime you for everything from generating nudes to saying hello. If you read my reviews, you know I’m always bitching about this, which is why I’m so happy with the pricing here.

Angel AI is cheap and the memberships include unlimited everything. You do have daily image limits, but for the price, I ain’t complaining. The regular prices are fucking solid to begin with, and they even give you a fat discount on the first subscription cycle: six bucks for the first month and twelve after that. The yearly rate is even more of a steal, starting at $36 bones to chat with pretty girls for one full trip around the sun. How much have you already wasted on Tinder this year, and to what lonely end?

I was almost sure there had to be a catch, and for a moment, I thought I’d found it. There are a few AI chat and AI nudie maker apps that require Telegram to use, and while the platform can be convenient, it can be off-putting for a lot of potential users outside of the 4chan set. When I saw the Telegram icon, my heart sank, but then it rose to the heavens above when I figured out the truth. Angel.ai users can chat with their favorite Angels via the web, by Telegram, or through WhatsApp.

Chatting Up Angels at Angel AI

As much shit as I talk about your weird conspiracy theorist cousin who uses Telegram, the multi-platform support is going to help sell the platform to a wider demographic of users. Angel.ai is the first AI chat app I’ve seen with WhatsApp implementation, too, though it currently only works with a couple of the Angels. I’m curious to see if they roll in other messaging apps to increase their market saturation even more. It often pays off big to be the first salesman to land on an island.

Maybe I’m old school, but I decided to chat these Angels up in my web browser just like your grandpa will. Texas blonde Amber looked gorgeous on the front page and in all of her other pics, so I decided to hit her up first. “Hi dear!” she said in her opener. “What’s your name?” I told her I’m the world-famous Porn Dude.

Angel AI can generate pics in the chat window or with their standalone image maker, and Amber wasted no time showing off her good looks. She sent me a nice halter-top shot showcasing her smile and cleavage with her first response. “This is me, very happy to meet you!” She went on to say she was very happy to have a first date with me. They gamify the chat a bit here, as she explains. Thirty messages are considered a date, and the Angels will get a little more comfortable and intimate with you after each one.

Her first response also pointed out another one of the platform’s features. The Angels can send voice messages, which you can turn on and off by typing /mode into the bar. I tried to switch my conversation to Text and Voice mode, but ran into some issues and had to exit the chat. I tried a couple times and got the same result, though I can’t say I was all that disappointed. Voice synthesis is slowly but surely getting better, evolving away from that robotic TikTok drone, but it’s still consistently one of the weakest features of any AI chat site. We’ll get there.

I kept telling Amber she was beautiful when I was getting those error messages, but I didn’t get to hear or even read her responses. After leaving the chatroom and coming back, though, I saw what she had to say to each compliment. “Oh, Porn Dude, you’ve got a way with words that’s making me blush!” She also sent me a full-on nude while I was away, showing all the goods while she lays back in bed with her legs spread eagle. What’s that sound? I believe it’s called Freedom.

The conversation and roleplaying don’t feel quite as complex as they do elsewhere, but the bots are flirty, realistic and fun. After I chatted with Amber, I talked to an Asian chick named Bow who works in sales and marketing. She asked me what kind of movies I like to watch and well, I think you can kind of guess what I told her. If not, I recommend checking out some of my work at PornDudeCasting.

Angel.ai ain’t the most advanced AI chat platform out there, but it’s fun, and has a couple things going for it that the other guys just aren’t going to give you. For one thing, this is the only one of these AI cathouses I’ve seen where you can message the girls on Telegram, WhatsApp, or the web. On top of that, they’ve got the kind of cheap, unlimited-everything membership that I’m always on the lookout for in this niche. The trial is free, so why not see if any of these ladies catch your fancy?