MyTinyDick

Have you guys seen My Tiny Dick? Don’t get me wrong here: I ain’t talking about my own massive and mighty scepter, which you may have seen me swinging this way and that over at PornDudeCasting. No, I’m talking about the porno website where chicks laugh at dudes for having little wee-wees. Maybe you’re the proud owner of your own tiny member or maybe you just like mean, sexy chicks, but either way, this one might be a great next stop for the real perverts in the audience.

MyTinyDick.com is a premium adult site specializing in Small Penis Humiliation (SPH). It’s the opposite end of the pornographic spectrum from big-dicked studs stuffing tight holes and pleasing ladies in the usual fuck flicks, but I have reason to believe these guys have mastered the craft. They’ve been around for a lucky 13 years now, which would be impressive for even a more mainstream-style platform, let alone a stash in such a deep-niche fetish. As monstrous as my own shaft is, I was curious what’s been keeping fans coming all these years. Read on if you’re wondering the same, or if you just want to know what the ticket includes.

Hey Everybody, Look at My Tiny Dick!

For years, I’ve spent every day shaking my dick at the best porn sites of the internet, and a few of the worst. One thing I always notice about older porn sites is the way they show their age. Unless we’re talking the really big-budget joints like Brazzers, most paysites, free tubes and sex forums tend to keep the same ol’ presentation they launched with. The design at MyTinyDick stood out to me right away, because it looks pretty damn modern. It doesn’t have that auto-playing montage you see at a lot of the newest premium spots, but the slick design and accoutrements would date it back a few years at most.

At a glance, it might appear like any other 21st century porn site, from the header to the X-rated thumbnails. Even looking more closely at the preview pics, you might not notice the theme right away. There are pretty girls handling dicks, sometimes in groups, and the smiles on their faces certainly suggest they’re enjoying themselves. Look just a little bit closer, though, and what do you see? Why is that giggly babe holding a ruler to the guy’s boner, and what’s with all the pointing and laughing?

The long-winded titles give away the gimmick even more. The newest film is called Her New Boyfriend Dissappoints Her With His Insufficient Tiny Dick, and last week’s release was entitled She Gives Him A Long And Easy Blowjob For A Useless, Tiny Dick. If you’re into group porn scenes and deep, traumatic embarrassment, there’s also a recent release called Tiny Dick Loser Getting Humiliated By Three Sexy Girls On The Bed.

MyTinyDick.com offers free video previews, a disappearing perk on a lot of premium porn sites. I took in the trailer for the aptly titled The House Party Continues For Tiny-Dick American Tourist, a two-minute sample montage that includes taunting, criticizing, small-dick massaging, and little-cock sucking. “Do you feel something inside your mouth?” one of the three gorgeous Euro chicks asks with a laugh.

The focus of MyTinyDick is obviously the Small Penis Humiliation suggested in the title, but there’s actually a pretty decent range of content sticking to the theme. Just flicking through the freebies, I found girls frolicking with each other playing with boobs, various sorts of oft-soft penile stimulation, and yeah, some straight-up humping, too. Videos are well-tagged with the usual keywords like doggystyle, blowjob, dildo and handjob, though I couldn’t find a full tags index to peruse.

Fetish Porn for Regular Porn Prices

Memberships for MyTinyDick.com are only $30 a month, the same price you pay for your average vanilla paysite. Fetish porn often commands a high premium, as your wallet already knows if you’ve been getting your SPH porn from sites like Clips4Sale, ManyVids or OnlyFans. There are discounts on longer rates, too, with a yearly plan that breaks down to under $17 a month. It’s not the best break on a long paysite membership, but still a steal for fetish content.

Those fetish clip sale sites gouge the fuck out of their customers because they know the fetishists don’t have many options. It’s pretty standard to pay a buck or more per minute, which helps put the value of My Tiny Dick into perspective. They’ve currently got around 200 SPH movies, typically clocking in between 15 and 20 minutes. If you reshuffle the stack by Longest, you’ll find a fair number of videos running 30 minutes to an hour long, too.

They also include a grab bag of around 200 bonus videos. I’m not sure where they’ve sourced the stuff, but it’s a nice mix of content including masturbation scenes, cunnilingus, lesbian encounters and some big-ass orgies for good measure. It looks like they’re adding new material to the bonus pile every day, too.

As far as the MyTinyDick brand, they’re releasing a new SPH flick every week. Weekly drops are my golden standard for paysites, but I was honestly going to cut these guys a little slack if they weren’t coming out quite as fast around here. Fetish porn just has slightly different standards, as I’m sure you kinksters already understand.

Jerking My Big Dick, Watching My Tiny Dick

As I continued poking around MyTinyDick.com, trying to decide where to begin my official fap test, I noticed a familiar face. There’s a gorgeous petite woman giving a humiliating rubdown in a little something called When She Offered Him A Happy Ending, She Didn’t Expect Such A Tiny Dick. That mixed-Asian beauty is none other than Isabel Love, who I had the privilege of getting to know very well on the PornDudeCasting couch.

Isabel ain’t the only familiar face. Deep-niche fetish sites tend to work with unknowns they found who knows where, but MyTinyDick shoots with sexy amateurs, established pornstars, and world-famous fetish models. The busty Veronica Vixen holds the top slot on the Models page, alongside stunners like KittyCat, Melanie Hicks and Kaira Love.

Veronica’s a super familiar face (and rack) among the fetish porn circuit, so I clicked through to see her profile at My Tiny Dick. She’s in two movies on the site, both released about a year ago. I clicked on the slightly more recent one, When You Come To Serve But Get Laughed At! She had a tape measure to the guy’s sorry schlong in the thumbnail, and my cheeks started burning with embarrassment even before I clicked the Play button.

After a quick site logo, Veronica’s big ass appears on the screen, jiggling this way and that. “I wanna test you out,” she says, shaking that shake. “See if you measure up.” She turns around, continuing to talk shit as she teases the camera with her monster tits next. “I feel like cock size has a lot of influence on your personality. It’ll give me a good idea what kind of slave you’ll be for me,” she says, throwing in a breathy little moan to make my own giant cock a little harder.

There are a few minutes of ass worship as the slave oils her up, but when the dude’s jeans come down, Veronica is disappointed. She grabs his package through his drawers and laughs. “I can feel it. You’re lacking. There’s not much to grab onto. Oh no!” The laughter gets louder when she pulls his underwear down, giving the guy a little smack in the little pecker. “You’re going to be one of the best bitches because you little dicks get no attention from women.”

Downloads are included with the membership, and while this ain’t my normal flavor of fap fodder, I had the weirdest fucking boner. I grabbed up the full 4K ultra-HD version, though you can settle for the small-ass 480p file if your hard drive is as small as your clit-dick. (I just learned that new insult from Veronica, who’s still tearing the poor guy to pieces in another window as I type this up.)

No shit, I think MyTinyDick.com might be the very best value you’re going to find on SPH fetish porn anywhere on the internet. The joint has the strong advantage of having been around so long, which means they’ve got an extensive catalog of beautiful girls fucking, sucking, and mocking little-dicked dudes. At just $30 for full streaming and downloading access to the entire catalog—the same price you’d pay for a vanilla site—this one’s an absolute no-brainer for fans of the genre.