Power_Midget

Power_Midget "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. This babe clearly has no shame, and she definitely likes getting to the point. Power Midget? Really? I thought that was a slur. Maybe it's different when they say it. Isn't that the rule? Normally, when I review chicks like this, I call them "little people," especially more recently, as the PC police have been getting more powerful and more influential.

Don't get me wrong, I've got nothing against it. It's not like I want to call little people "midgets." There's no fun in that. I want to call people whatever they want to be called. I want them to call me over, bend over, and spread their pussy lips. I'm a simple man. It can't be said enough.

Hand on heart, I haven't actually had sex with a little person. Not for lack of trying. It's just that, statistically, you're not very likely to run into a really hot little girl. Wait, that sounded wrong. I meant a really hot little person girl. A girl who is a little person. Okay, there we go. Jesus. Words are tricky.

Do It Herself Porn Queen

So, Power Midget didn't take any risks. She named herself Brutal Honesty. And then she spent the rest of her time proving beyond a shadow of a doubt that she's a fucking queen. She's another one of those do-it-yourself ladies. She has her own career that she's running by herself, built from the ground up, without anyone's help, I'm guessing. No porn studios here. No, sir. It's all straight from the source.

If you see her eating out another woman, that woman is probably her friend, and they're working together, promoting two sets of OnlyFans. Works for me. I hope more women do this. You would think that, given the way I started out my career, I'd have some sort of sacred relationship with porn studios. But truth be told, I don't give a shit. I only have a sacred relationship with the porn itself.

So, I don't care if it's coming in from someone's house, if it features someone's friend, or if they're all professionals. I don't care if there's a director. I only care to see the finished product. And boy, does Power Midget have some amazing finished products. Initially, you'll start off your perusal of this wonderful little woman on her Instagram. That's where she markets most of her content. Naturally, Instagram doesn't allow the titties and the kitties to fly, so it's all either censored or clipped. But that doesn't mean that you don't get a perfect sense of what the content is. And what it is, is fucking awesome.

This chick clearly knows how to arouse a man. Hell, she clearly knows how to arouse a woman. I've seen her handling a pussy, and I gotta say, she reminds me of me. She has the technique. And it's a damn good technique, too. All the women I've seen her with are very satisfied.

Her Videos Will Blow Your Socks Off

Right now, at the top of her Instagram, I'm seeing a recent post about a video she's done with this gorgeous brunette, where they take a gander at each other's privates, and then they shove each other's fingers into each other's assholes. There was once a time when women used to balk at the idea of anal sex, as if it's some sort of unnecessary thing that only guys bring up because guys are fucked in the head or whatever. I don't care. It's a lie. Anal is awesome. It ain't my problem. You gotta deal with the truth.

Power Midget isn't out here looking to prove any points. Instead, she's just breaking records. She has my heart. I mean, I didn't ask to see a couple of lesbians finger each other's assholes, and yet I got it anyway. How do you think I feel about that? I'm ecstatic. I'm over the fucking moon. I wish more women were this conscientious and this generous.

Maybe there's something to it. Maybe her height or her general condition—if that's what we call it—are gently encouraging her to be more of a woman than she is. Or maybe I'm just being presumptuous and rude. I am a bit of an asshole. But for one reason or another, Power Midget is out here looking to impress. And if I'm impressed, that means most people are impressed because I do not impress easily.

I watch lesbian content on the internet every single day. So if I'm out here singing praises, you know that means something special. This girl is something special. Every single performance I've seen her in has been top-tier, 10 out of 10, better than mainstream porn—outrageous. It's all thanks to her.

She Is Something Special

But you've got to keep in mind, she's her own director. She plans this crap. She's the reason we have this content. And we owe her a debt of gratitude for that. But what about her, specifically? What about her personally? Does the fact that she is, as she puts it, a midget, get in the way of my fapping? Hell no.

First of all, if you hadn't told me that this girl was a little person, I wouldn't have even noticed. Hard to believe? Maybe. But it's true. I'm used to little people having strange proportions. And keep in mind, I'm not saying they're fucked-up proportions. They're just different. Now, different can be nice if you're experimental, if you like pushing the envelope. Different can be good when you're discussing fetishes, but I don't think that little people should be much of a fetish. Calling them a preference? That's different.

If you like your chicks shorter than you, that's no different than chicks saying that they won't date a guy if he's not six inches tall or six feet. God damn the imperial system. But Power Midget doesn't seem to be suffering any of these hypothetical bullshit questions about female proportions or the nature of little people. Instead, she's drop-dead gorgeous. Plain and simple, she's a star.

It's also worth noting that, as far as I can tell, she's not in her early 20s. She's no college fan. She's all woman. And I love her for that. You can make the argument all you want that mature women are less attractive than younger women because, statistically speaking, the female body starts going south after 25. But that's all drivel.

Amazing All Across The Board

At the end of the day, I'm just looking to get my dick wet, and I'm looking to have a good time with a woman who knows what she's doing. And Power Midget knows exactly what she's doing. She's charming. She's also British, for what it's worth. She's fun. And none of the sexual acts that she practices seem forced or even performative, which makes no sense when you consider this is content. It seems like she's actually enjoying herself. It seems like she's doing it for free and then charging after the fact.

You know, it's like you have a camera in the bedroom of a very horny, very talented bisexual woman. Isn't that the dream? Well, technically the dream is for you to be there with her. I'm a tough luck getting that on the Internet, so what you're left with are babes like Power Midget—babes who are more than willing to give you what you need and show you what you want to see.

As a final note, I'll leave you with this: her body is outstanding. She's curvy in all the right places. Hell of an hourglass figure. Fantastic breasts, which may or may not be real—not for me to judge. She has an astral width and a face that's clearly made for smut. I'm seriously considering a long-term subscription, and maybe you should too. What do you have to lose?