MaySeeds

May Seeds! Thanks to apps like TikTok, thots from all over the world have been using social media to stake their fame, show the world how hot they are, and maybe just gain a few simps along the way. That's the way of the world these days, especially for girls May Seeds' age. I'm sure that's just a screen name she made up to sound cute and relatable to some of the other bitches out there. Still, there isn't much known about her unless you're a subscriber of her OnlyFans. That's the main reason she does all this shit in the first place—she's just a bitch promoting and trying to get fans, and after I saw her, I became one.

So, who in the hell is May Seeds? She's this fine TikTok girl in her early 20s, and she started posting dancing videos from late 2022 to early 2023. Instead of sticking to the cute typical girl posts that you're used to scrolling past, May's strategy was simple: thirst trap mother fuckers until they become obsessed. It took a little time to grow a following. Still, eventually, this girl was carving out her own little slice of the internet to do whatever the fuck she wanted. So, in true whore fashion, she did what all smart girls do when they gain fans: she started OnlyFans.

Getting gullible sex-deprived degenerates was the easy part. Her OnlyFans, although I'm not a subscriber, seems like it's more centered around teasy photos, revealing video clips, and other shit that will have you rubbing the outside of your pants rather than jerking off—just my guess. However, I don't think this diva is what some would consider a "pornstar." That's a common misconception with a lot of you perverts. A girl makes an OnlyFans, and you simps think she'll be on Brazzers next week. Now that—I'd be in strong support of all the amateur talent—but that's not what May Seeds' plan is regarding her followers.

Hell, I really can't say for sure what her "plan" is; all I know is that she posts a hell of a lot of booty pics here on X (formerly known as Twitter). I was scrolling through my X fap list—typical video after video of Mike Adriano blowjobs clips and some of my favorite stars showing off their slutty skills on their timeline, all for promo. Promotion or not, the amount of porn on this app is fucking insane. If you stick around long enough, you can actually get a badass busted nut that you never saw coming. Some of you perverts may think that they don't show this shit on social media, but if that's you, you obviously haven't been on X, my dudes.

X, formerly Twitter, has become one of my favorite apps to empty my sack with, and accounts like @mayseedss are just making it easier. Now, what can you expect from this dime? What's there even to be excited about? Well, let me just give you perverts a visual. Often we hear the phrase "too cute for porn," and that's what comes to mind when I see this chick. Now, the ass is fucking ridiculous. She obviously goes to the gym, and I wouldn't be surprised if she was into sports and shit. To have an ass like that in your early 20s is a damn shame not to be giving it up on a Tushy set, but hey, I respect all boundaries.

Just imagine a chick like this in mainstream porn; is she not Team Skeet certified? I wonder if she wasn't doing so goddamn well on OnlyFans if she would be the type to go mainstream. There's not much information about this girl other than what she posts on her socials and here on X, which is typically just teasy ass shots. But forget that big juicy booty for a second; she's actually really damn sexy as a total package. She's gorgeous from head to toe, with a bright smile, brown hair, and perky tits with what looks like puffy nipples. Usually, I'm more of a "take your top off," kind of guy, but there's something about the mystery on this page that always leaves me busting nuts.

Over 400,000 Followers & Growing

Clearly, she's made an impact with her fanbase. They can't get enough of her booty pics. In fact, ever since I followed, I found myself checking her profile to make sure I didn't miss an update. I can see why a lot of these mother fuckers get impatient and end up subscribing to her OnlyFans, but I'm no bitch, besides, that's not my focus right now. And if you fuckers are wondering why in the hell these horny bastards are sticking around with me, let's just walk through her page for a second—it won't take long for you to get the gist and start jerking off.

Just take a look at the media section for example; booty, booty, booty, cleavage, more booty—who's going to unfollow that shit? Then there are even sexy videos of her with her friends at parties and raves in sexy clubwear. She's not just dancing though, she's making out with her friends, and even the dudes behind them who have girlfriends are looking at the two like they're the hottest thing in the room. She may even have a girlfriend; that's not the only time I saw her kissing the same girl. Speaking of videos, she even posts occasional twerking videos so you're always entertained, even if she's not taking her clothes off—still a damn shame, if you ask me.

The Pros of May Seeds' Profile

So, you get the feeling that this shit isn't necessarily going to be a more low-key version of the hub, right? Well, at least not this page—so why would you even fucking join? Well, don't forget she is a big booty brunette who will keep your timeline filled with her endless booty pics, video clips, and more. But I get it, that doesn't tickle your pickle enough if you're used to the hardcore shit we're used to watching, right? I don't think that's why you follow an account like May's though. Sure, it'd be nice to see this chick get her pussy pounded by a BBC, or even if she heard I was talking about her and wanted to be on Porn Dude Casting—now that's more like it.

Even though all that sounds nice, you've still got to look at the big picture. Twitter, now X, is way more than just hot girls and booty pics. Even with models like May, she may not post porn, but at this rate, you never know if that might change. At the end of the day, she's going to meet the demands of her fans. So, if you fuckers tell her through sites like OnlyFans that's what you want, maybe that's what you'll get. And when she starts dropping clips and you're missing out on all those booty pictures and good times with her friends, you'll be hitting follow anyway. It's only a matter of time, mother fuckers!

The Cons & Recommendations

Now, on the contrary, there are still some of you who just like the facts—does she show her tits or not? Well, the short answer is no, fuck-face, she does not show her tits. For some of you, X is too packed with XXX content to be fucking around with these teasy thots, which is something I also wholeheartedly understand as someone who likes when whores act like whores. X has become the perfect platform for you to blow up just by doing the most outrageous acts—just look at what MissBNasty did with her brand, squirting in her car for Twitter videos.

This made people visit her OnlyFans more, and I think a lot of creators like May Seeds are missing out on a chance to shock the world. But hey, maybe that's not her style. Here's the thing, everybody knows you're doing diabolical shit, your body count is probably more than the class I graduated high school with, and your sugar daddy is getting broke. Why not just flash your tatas or let a few photos leak? It's not like they're not out there already. But hey, that's just my opinion—she's going to do what she wants at the end of the day. But from a follower's perspective, showing just a little bit more would make us all happy.

Follow @Mayseedss For More

Overall, May Seeds' profile isn't a must-follow in the X (Twitter) porn world, but I think she has her perks—like those perky tits she won't show. Regardless, you'll get to see a shit load of ass photos, good times with her friends, and OnlyFans teasers that you can only see if you follow her. Do I recommend it? If you just like hot chicks all over your timeline, it won't be as hot without this big booty college cutie. But if you're the type that only watches hardcore porn, you don't care about bikini photos or chicks teasing the camera, then following @Mayseedss may just give you blue balls that you didn't need. Seriously, she's that hot, and if you do find yourself wanting to see for yourself just how far she'll go for a little money and attention, there's always her OnlyFans, right?