Sami Sheen

Sami Sheen "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. Sami Sheen was born with such a famous name that I knew she was getting into trouble the moment I heard it. Her old man is, in fact, the ‘80s bad boy a lot of you are already envisioning, though the younger masturbators in the audience may be a little less familiar with pops than they are with Sami herself. On a similar note, some of you definitely whacked off to the girl’s mom even before she was born. Behold: the magic of genetics!

The term “nepo baby” has recently gained a lot of traction, and I think it’s a better way of describing a chick like this than to refer to her simply as a “celebrity”. She may be fucking gorgeous, but let’s be real, she owes her initial fame to her Hollywood parents. Some might label her an influencer or a media personality, and some might even apply the term “actor” to her work in reality television. Most of us perverts know Sami Sheen mainly as an OnlyFans model, but maybe this little bio will help transform her into a whole-ass human in your head.

What If Charlie Sheen Knocked Up Denise Richards?

It’s rare for an OnlyFans model to have her own Wikipedia page, but Sami Sheen didn’t spring up out of nowhere like most of these chicks. Her entry has links to writeups about half a dozen other family members who have been much more famous than Sami, for much longer. The online encyclopedia is almost comical in its matter-of-factness, spelling out the basic deets like it’s our first time on Earth. “Sheen was born in Los Angeles, California on March 9, 2004, as the elder of two children to Charlie Sheen, an actor, and Denise Richards, an actress.” Good thing they listed her parents’ occupations or we’d have no idea who the fuck they were!

Her early work ain’t going to appeal to the usual sensibilities I address here at ThePornDude, because she was appearing on camera before she was even a year old. Before Charlie got kicked off Two and a Half Men for being a crack-smoking lunatic, he’d been able to score his daughter her first gig on the show. In case you’ve never seen the series, it was a deliciously meta bit of TV storytelling, and I tip my hat to my fellow writers: Charlie played a guy named Charlie, and his real daughter played Charlie’s daughter. My mind is blown, dude, a condition the Young Gun himself is historically familiar with.

Two and a Half Men is Sami’s only acting credit on IMDB. I’m not sure most folks would consider that acting, but perhaps it’s a bigger question in relation to her reality TV appearances. A lot of people really believe these things are completely unscripted, but I promise you, I’m improvising more at PornDudeCasting than they are on shows like The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills or Denise Richards: It’s Complicated. (And with sexier results, too!)

It’s worth mentioning here that Sami Sheen has been sort of famous for a really long time, if only for being a nepo baby. Everything on her IMDB page was filmed before she was 18, and she never even dabbled in the weird risqué stuff that was coming out of Nickelodeon for years. I’m no longer remotely surprised when Disney girls grow up and “go bad”, but there were really no early clues that Sami would eventually become a bit of a wild thing. Well, not unless you remember her dad is Charlie Sheen and her mom starred in Wild Things.

Celebrity News Is More Interesting When It’s About Porn

If you’ve got a girlfriend or still live with your mom, you’ve probably caught some celebrity gossip on TV tabloid shows: who’s dating who, who’s getting out of rehab, and whose dirty laundry is getting aired by a former partner. There’s a lot of time to fill on daytime television, so when they run out of A-listers and B-listers, they go down the alphabet until they’re talking about glorified Hollywood extras, people who once brushed elbows with fame, and the topic of our conversation, nepo babies.

The world of entertainment news absolutely blew the fuck up when the child of former A-listers signed up for OnlyFans. Jesus, I thought it was big news when Belle Delphine finally started doing the really naughty stuff, but that was deep-niche nerd talk compared to the hubbub over Sami Sheen getting naked on camera. Even famous people were talking about it.

Sharon Osbourne, known around the world for decades as a notoriously mean old bitch, had some judgmental shit to say on the topic. The reality TV star was complaining about how reality TV is “bullshit”, and then went on to critique Denise Richards for not being pretty enough anymore, the words falling out of her ghoulish botched plastic face. Turning her sights on a literal teenager, the haggard bag of nastiness and spite said, “One of her daughters is very beautiful and very young. She’s gone on that website OnlyFans. What message is she sending out to other girls?”

I don’t know, lady, but I’m guessing it’s a message of empowerment, of loving yourself and your body, and of understanding that sex is a fun and natural part of the human experience. We can’t all exploit our crumbling rock star husbands for a living. There’s so much irony to Sharon’s complaints about Sami, but then again, maybe it's all just phoned-in reality TV drama—imaginary outrage for genuine views.

Sami’s parents had mixed reactions to her nude debut. Charlie acted like he forgot all about his own very public, very debauched youth, saying he didn’t condone that kind of behavior. “This did not occur under my roof,” he said in an interview. Keep in mind, this was shortly after appearing in the music video for Lil Pump’s song, Drug Addicts, clowning about eating whole bowls of Xanax for breakfast. For real, parents: which vice would you prefer your kids indulge?

Dad eventually came around, but mom was supportive right from jump. “I have to say, I wish I had the confidence my 18-year-old daughter has,” she said. “And I also can’t be judgmental of her choices. I did Wild Things and Playboy. Quite frankly, her father shouldn’t be, either.” Well said, Denise!

Taking a Cue from Japanese Pornography

You never really know what to expect when a famous or semi-famous person takes the plunge into the world of OnlyFans. Some women go all out, taking dick on camera as soon as they’ve got their accounts set up, while others post selfies that could almost meet the community guidelines at Instagram. I assumed Sami Sheen would be sharing some boob shots, and I figured anything else would be gravy. What I found surprised even my jaded ass.

Sami posts harder content than I’d expected. The first thing I saw at the top of her OnlyFans was a full-frontal nude, beneath which I found another, this time in the bathtub with her ass aimed at the camera. There were close-ups of her butt, a short video of a scrub in the shower, and even some stuff with her boyfriend.

Unfortunately, it’s all censored. Her OnlyFans, samisheen, is free for the first month, so I’m not too disappointed, but it’s weird. Everything is covered up with blurry boxes like you see in Japanese porno movies, but fans are still tipping thousands of dollars on the sexier ones. I’ll take it, but I will be secretly lusting and desperately hoping for more.

The question is, will we get more? She ain’t terribly active on the platform, having last posted about a month and a half before I wrote this. Is that a rich-girl work ethic I detect? Most OnlyFans girls had more traditional jobs before modeling, and most of them still have bills to pay today. Maybe I’m being quick to judge, as it’s always possible her parents have helped her score some more mainstream gigs. Dakota Johnson, look out!

As a gambling man, I wouldn’t bet on Sami Sheen becoming a legit full-time sex starlet like the girls you find on the PornDudeCasting couch. She might keep doing these little nudie shoots, and maybe she’ll even take the emojis off the nipples at some point, but I’d be surprised if we ever saw a full-on porno from the babe. She just hasn’t had the same career trajectory as most models who get into the business, though that could also mean I’m dead wrong. Let’s all just keep our fingers crossed and hope she blesses us with more content.