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ZzUp
https://zzup.com
What’s ZzUp? It’s a catchy little brand name that probably could have been used to sell damn near anything, from instant messaging to energy drinks to social media clout. I wouldn’t be writing about the site here at ThePornDude if it didn’t have a good masturbatory purpose, though. Maybe’s what’s ZzUp is the fleshy rod inside your drawers, at least after you step inside and start having a look around. There’s a lot of free T&A to be seen!
There’s a good chance you’re at least a little familiar with the site, because they’ve been around for years and still get well over a million visits a month. What’s drawing in the visitors, you ask? ZzUp.com is a massive free archive of X-rated image galleries. They bill themselves in the little footer blurb as a user-uploaded image hosting site, but I think you can guess what kind of content those users are uploading. If your imagination ain’t great, read on and I’ll tell you all about it.
What’s ZzUp with ZZ Up?
The ZzUp.com domain was registered way back at the dawn of the new millennium, and I don’t mean to talk shit about the joint, but you can tell. For one thing, the photo gallery format is just old-school at this point. It’s undersung as far as I’m concerned, because even in this modern era of 4K ultra-HD videos and hyper-immersive VR pornography, the simple nudie photo gallery is as sexy as it ever was. Your mind has to fill in more blanks than with video, and your mind just doesn’t do bad dialog or boring sex. Well, at least mine doesn’t.There’s also the presentation itself, which feels dated. The old heads in the audience will remember fapping to sites that looked almost exactly like this way back in the day. The multi-colored logo would have looked right at home back on GeoCities, a reference that the youngsters ain’t even going to get. It wouldn’t surprise me if ZzUp.com has barely updated their layout since they opened up shop.
I think I can speak for perverts around the world when I say none of us are getting all lubed up to critique the layout. There’s a certain clunkiness to the whole thing, and you’re going to have porn pics open in a dozen windows by the time you pop, but they’ve got what you came for: dirty pics, and a whole fucking ton of them.
There doesn’t seem to be any set theme at Zz Up; if you can jack off to it and it’s legal, it’s going to fit. From the very moment I pulled up the front page, I was hit with a very wide and wonderful variety of adult imagery. Oh my god, where do I even begin?
I’m not sure how the front-page spread gets selected, but as I type this up, they’re featuring gorgeous amateur teen model photoshoots, mature MILFs showing off the goods, amateur cumshots, ball-gagged bondage, Playboy centerfold spreads, foot fetish pics, big-dicked trans “shemale” content, SuicideGirls, hardcore femdom, cucumbers up the cooter, and some hentai, too.
Given the size and scope of the catalog, I was expecting an unwieldy index of tags like you find on the hentai sites or some of the bigger, sloppier tubes. To my pleasant surprise, ZzUp.com has a well-organized picture menu of categories. It stretches on for 16 pages, so there’s a nice a level of variety without a bunch of useless overlapping tags to clutter things up. Anal, Silk/Satin, Strange Objects, Interracial Lesbian and Rimming are just a few random picks that caught my eye and made my dick twitch.
It Just Goes On and On and On
ZzUp.com is absolutely fucking massive. It opens up like one of those Russian nesting dolls. Any time I click anything, it opens up more photos leading to more photos. Some of these galleries have thousands of images, and holy fuck, there are a lot of galleries. I knew the joint was big, but the page numbers at the bottom of the front page made my eyes pop out of my head. That’s just page one out of nearly 80,000.If I’m doing my math right, ZzUp has over 2.1 million adult image galleries, typically with multiple pages of images in each. That’s almost as many pics as your sister-in-law posted on Facebook when she took that vacation last summer, but these are all way easier to jerk off to. Even if you’ve got some weird-ass obscure fetish, the collection is so varied and deep here that you’ll likely find something to shake your dick at.
Typically when I’m reviewing a porn site, I follow up the part about the current collection size with a part about how quickly they’re adding new stuff to the pile. The only problem is, I couldn’t find any upload dates listed anywhere, a consequence of the dead-simple layout. The platform runs on user uploads, and they’ve got a ton of users, so it’s safe to say they’re adding new material constantly. The size of the library currently backs that up. I just can’t tell you exactly how fast it’s all hitting the shelves.
If you have a personal collection you’d like to share with the rest of the class, their upload manager is nice and simple to use. I love that the one tip they offer on the upload page is “NO MORE THAN 500 PICTURES ONCE WILL BE GREAT.” It seems like they’re actively looking for your big-ass collection, so what are you waiting for? We’d all love to see.
I was surprised to find an extremely slow-moving chat on the Zz Up upload page, too. Maybe it’s because the platform doesn’t have a commenting system for the posts, but they don’t seem to have quite the same level of community banter as you find on some of the chattier imageboards. Folks are mainly just here for the pics, which is just fine.
ZzUp also recommends signing up to get rid of the spam. When I got my account set up, the message saying to sign up did go away, but honestly? I didn’t have any spam slipping through my adblocker even before I signed up. I had a lot of open tabs, sure, but they were pics and galleries I’d clicked on, not ads for boner pills or hentai games.
Hey, I Recognize That Chick with the Boobs!
I went back to the front page and found a different spread of material than had been out there when I’d landed earlier. Whether it’s the newest material on the site or just a random selection, I can’t say, but I was happy with the fresh set of cosplay girls, amateur leaks, high-heeled pantyhose chicks and femdom MILFs stepping on submissive dudes.There are gorgeous amateurs and famous pornstars everywhere I look. I spotted Valentina Nappi in a thumbnail and clicked through to the full gallery. She’s wearing an extremely skimpy string bikini and some fishnets that hide basically nothing throughout the whole five-page photoshoot. The resolution is nice and crisp, even stretched out across my whole screen.
There’s a one-click download button, and I was about to help myself to the full set. Unfortunately, it turns out that’s a feature limited to donating members only. I couldn’t find a price listed, but they do offer a free one-week membership if you email admin. The contact deets will pop up when you try to download anything.
I know a lot of you cheapskates will just use a third-party downloader plugin for your browser, though the multi-page presentation will slow you down a little bit. You could also save money by just building your collection on ZzUp itself using the Favorite button. You’re going to want to come back to the site again and again anyway.
ZzUp.com might have a simple and outdated presentation, but they come through on a major way as far as content is concerned. This is one of the biggest free porn pic and nudie galleries I’ve seen in years, perhaps because they’ve been around for years, and their members love to share. There’s a damn near endless pile to dig through, in pretty much every legal porn subgenre out there. I hope you don’t have much on the agenda, because you might be here all day.
- Free xxx image galleries
- Extensive variety of content
- 2.1 Million galleries!?
- Minimal spam
- Tons of famous pornstars and gorgeous amateurs
- Donation required for one-click downloads