Latina Fuck Tour! Oh, Latinas! Why are they so sexy? There’s just something about the way they move that gets my cock rock hard and keeps it that way for hours (unless, of course, you get to moving those hips while you’re riding me, then I’m done for…). Consider this a love letter of sorts.
I love your thick thighs, your caramel skin. Don’t worry, I love you fairer skin Latinas too (Spanish girls are just as hot as Colombianas as far as I’m concerned). And my girls with the darker complexions, my mocha Mamacitas, you can get it too. You don’t even have to have thick thighs to get down with me; skinny chicas get my blood pumping too.
Your accents are like the tip of a tongue-tickling my ear. Your sharply pronounce words and gracefully roll through your R’s, it makes me think of what your tongue could do on the tip of my dick. I want you to lick me in Spanish. Swallow me whole.
You like to be fucked hard, don’t you? I know that you like it rough sometimes. You like it when I choke you and call you my little slut while I fuck you hard and deep enough to make you scream. I like it when you call me Papi and when you beg me to fuck you faster. You like it when I spank your ass and pull your hair. I’ll make you cum until you can’t take any more.
That is, after all, the true universal language: cumming. People often say that music is the universal language and it has its way of bridging peoples and cultures, for sure, but nothing in this world is as universal as the human need for good sex. I don’t have to have any idea what you’re saying to read ‘come fuck me’ in your eyes. And to cum is the only way to get beyond language altogether. For one blissful moment, we are completely free. It is the purest form of communication there is: pure existence in a realm of nothing but pleasure.
A Latina Pay Site Worth Checking Out
But I’m sure this is all shit you’ve already thought before, being a porn addict and all. This is the feeling you cling to, to bring your life meaning. Hey, I’m not here to judge. I take a page from the Satanic playbook when it comes to my views on what makes another man happy; so long as nobody is being harmed in the process, “do as thou wilt.” We all worship something, at least your altar is devoted to something real.
Anyway, as you might have been able to guess by now, I fucking love Latinas. Which is why I tend to watch Latina porn as often as I can. It can be difficult, though, to find quality Latina porn on the normal free porn tubes that we all fap into the ground on a daily basis. I mean, don’t get me wrong, they have Latina porn, but the selection always seems to be somewhat limited, at least compared to other niches like teens or anal.
I was very happy, however, to stumble upon a paysite recently called Latina Fuck Tour. Just the title of the site has me half chub in anticipation. Not only does it sound like my kind of porn site, but it also sounds like the next entry in my bucket list: travel around the world on a Latina Fuck Tour. Yes, please! Where do I sign up?
The title of the site did kind of set up some false expectations for me. I went in kind of thinking that the site was going to have a travel theme to it or something. You know, a group of guys travels through Latin countries, fucking every hottie that they can tempt onto the camera. There are a few sites like that out there, centered around the idea of fucking one’s way through a country or region.
This was not the case with Latina Fuck Tour, though. Instead, what I found when I entered the site’s members' area were a bunch of amateur-looking (but professionally produced) pornos with Latina girls from all over the world. Hey, I’m not complaining … I love both Latinas and homemade porn, after all, this is kind of a win-win if you ask me.
Once you log into the site, you will be brought to a list of channels to choose from. It looks like, in addition to Latina Fuck Tour, you can also check out Anal Fuck Tour, Black Fuck Tour, Fake Border, Border Patrol Sex, Crazy Latinas, Dominican Latina Exploited, Latina Border, Latina GFs, Taped Latinas, Anal Sex in Japan, Yes Anal Only, and Arab Fuck Tour. It looks like this site has really cornered the market on “[insert ethnicity here] Fuck Tour” porn.
They also seem to have a strange thing with the border. I wonder if this is the site that Donald Trump goes to when it’s time for him to jerk his micropenis. Reports from those working in the White House say that he can be heard from the oval office late at night screaming “Wall! Wall!” to the sounds of Fake Border blaring through his laptop. The ordeal dies down after three minutes or so and, without washing his hands, he then fires off his customary post-fap tweet at two in the morning.
Well, if that were true it would be the first time that Trump has ever had good taste in anything (he couldn’t even get fucking a porn star right … he went with one of the least attractive ones in the industry!), because Latina Fuck Tour has some pretty hot chicas.
Unique Artistic Direction Pays Off (Most of the Time)
What stands out to me as the most unique aspect of Latina Fuck Tour is the style with which the scenes are shot. As I said before, it looks amateur, homemade. It has a very gritty Gonzo style to it … let’s call it raw. But beyond that, I appreciate how the people of Latina Fuck Tour take advantage of using multiple cameras. It really gives it a full range, something close to a 360-degree perspective of the fucking.
Not only will you have multiple stable cameras set up around the room (which get cut to and from frequently … some of them seem to detect motion), but they also utilize POV shots. The result is awesome, once everything’s been seamlessly edited together. So many different angles to enjoy, plus they aren’t afraid of utilizing the split-screen, giving us multiple views at once. I love this aspect of Latina Fuck Tours. So often I feel like studios go one way or the other and they make you choose: do you want POV porn, or do you want a traditional 3rd person shoot? Well, sometimes I want a little bit of both, damnit!
Some of the videos, though, go a little too far with the homemade aesthetic in my opinion. Yes, I do really like homemade porn, but I don’t necessarily like paying for homemade porn. I appreciate and admire the homemade vibe that Latina Fuck Tours is going for, you know, as a cinematic decision, I think it’s cool. But, at the same time, it doesn’t always get pulled off. Sometimes it just looks like cheap, poor quality, poorly shot amateur porn. So, you might want to keep that in mind before you decide to sign up.
However, the videos that are borderline unwatchable are, to be fair, few and far between. The vast majority of them do successfully walk that fine line between professional and amateur pornography. But, in my opinion, if you are going to have a site that requires users to pay monthly, that line should be walked successfully 100% of the time. Quality should never, not even for a second, be in question; it’s a given for paysites … or at least it should be.
I’m also not overly impressed with the site design. To be honest, it looks just like a free porn tube, not like a premium paysite. It’s got the same exact porn tube set up: a gallery of thumbnails in the middle of the page, a navigation bar to the left that lets you browse categories and filter by duration. It’s pretty bland, to be honest. I expect more from a paysite in this regard; some sleek design, something that looks nice, creates a pleasant and different user experience, you know what I mean?
All in all, if you love Latinas, Latina Fuck Tour has got a ton of content for you to enjoy. I really like their artistic direction with the blend of homemade and gonzo porn styles and I, of course, love their sexy Latina models. I think they could benefit from a revamping of the site design, though, and a little more quality assurance.