DownblouseJerk

Would you consider yourself a Downblouse Jerk, or does the term just describe your regular masturbation routine? Whichever the case, this next joint is just full of upskirt shots you can jerk off to, you pervy jerk. If you ask me, the title undersells their films a little bit, because there’s a lot more to be seen--and heard--inside than just a quick flash of panties.

I thought this was going to be another by-the-numbers voyeur site when I saw the title, but DownblouseJerk.com specializes in premium Jack Off Encouragement (JOE) movies. If you like to shake your dick at beautiful women while they get naked and talk dirty to you, you’ve come to the right place. These guys have been around for over a decade now, a longevity which suggests they’ve mastered the artform, especially when you see how much traffic these guys are pulling. Today, your old pal The Porn Dude is among the horny crowd.

Plentiful JOE for the Average Joe

I’m whipping up this review halfway through 2024, a particularly weird moment in American pornographic history. DownblouseJerk is a British site full of British women, but if you’re in a US state with new anti-porn laws, you’ll be greeted with a different front page than everybody else. It’s all SFW shots of lovely ladies with a message saying they can’t really show you anything until you sign up for a premium account. If you’re in one of these states, you should be using a VPN, so check out my list of them here at ThePornDude if you don’t know how they work.

If you’re visiting from a less prudish locale or already have your VPN fired up, you’ll get a much better tour. I was immediately met by stunning blondes, brunettes and redheads with their tits out. The spread only gets more enticing as viewers scroll down, revealing the industry-standard set of thumbnails from recent pictures. It ain’t the cum-drenched, cock-in-hole depravity you get from a lot of paysites, but all the women are gorgeous.

The flicks here stick to a POV format, the broads talking directly to you as they show off the goods. Even while sticking tightly to the genre, they manage to roll in a nice range of scenarios. There are taboo step-family roleplay setups, indulgent girlfriends, cleaning lady funfests, and sexy, ambitious employees looking to get ahead. There are more sensual JOE vids than bossy JOI scenes, but the femdom fans will find some stern gals to keep them happy under their manicured thumbs.

Oh, and speaking of gals, DownblouseJerk.com shoots with English amateurs and small-time starlets. Major perverts might recognize a few babes here and there, but you won’t find any big names like on the big American sites. I think the lack of familiar faces adds to the whole girl-next-door charm you find all over the site.

You can even get a nice, big taste of that charm before heading inside, too. Visitors can watch up to five free trailers per day, after which the cheapskates will have to wait a few hours for another fix. A lot of newer paysites take a bait-and-switch approach to free previews, but older sites like Downblouse Jerk tend to keep the older perks. You don’t have to be old to appreciate the freebies!

Get Your Tickets Here

I mentioned a few paragraphs ago that you should be using a VPN if your state has implemented new age-verification laws. The SFW tour page at DownblouseJerk.com is the most obvious reason to use one here, but you’ll also find a different signup page with different prices. The only membership option for visitors in age-verification states is $50, with no indication of whether you’re getting full network access or just DownblouseJerk.

Most users will see the regular signup page, which has very regular prices. Downblouse Jerk is normally thirty bones a month, just like most paysites, with discounts on longer plans. The $50 network plan is a solid value, too, as it includes access to joints like WankItNow, UpskirtJerk and BoppingBabes. The studio is pretty fucking prolific, so their sites tend to be extremely well stocked.

Even if you just sign up for Downblouse Jerk without any add-ons, you’re getting access to around 3700 masturbation encouragement movies. Runtimes are shorter than on most paysites, typically clocking in at just over ten minutes. With most brands, that’s like a sample scene on a free tube, but the genre here is just more conducive to shorter movies.

Anyway, the collection is huge and growing fast. I like to see at least one weekly release on any paysite, like how I drop weekly features every Friday at PornDudeCasting. Downblouse Jerk outdoes me and most of the other guys, though, because they’re putting out a new movie every other day. Sure, they’re shorter than the movies you’ll find on most premium joints, but you still end up with a bigger pile of fresh fap fodder around here.

Staring Down a Blouse and Jerking

Once I got signed up and logged in, it was time to settle in for my very own Downblouse Jerk. I figured I’d start with one of the more recent releases, but that still gave me a hell of a selection to choose from. Between the braless team-building exercises, the laundry-room encounters and seductive girlfriend’s friends, I had my work cut out for me.

It was a black-haired cutie named Dolly who ultimately caught my eye and lured me further inside. Birthday Load is an 11-minute flick released a couple weeks ago, and Dolly plays my mean stepsister. I clicked the Play button, and she opened the scene by calling me a dweeb. She’s reluctantly dressed up to go out for my birthday dinner with our parents, and wow, she sure seems like a bitch.

Dolly spends a few minutes shit talking with her cleavage hanging out before things take a turn. “You wanted me to get naked or something,” she says, “but I’m not going to do it.” She is, however, willing to let you have a wank while gawking at those boobies. She jiggles them, her nipples peeking out in the most mouthwatering way. Downloads are included with the membership here, so I saved this one for later.

Compared to most premium porn scenes, it’s relatively clean stuff; Dolly doesn’t fuck herself, nor even take her clothes off. She’s a hell of a tease, though, busting out of her top. The whole time, she’s doing her best to humiliate the lame-o beating off to her. “You’re not going to make some weird cum face, are you?” As mentioned earlier, if the femdom vibe ain’t your thing, there’s plenty of variety scattered around the platform.

Masters of the Wank Encouragement Genre

Make no mistake about it, Downblouse Jerk is pretty softcore stuff by any modern standards. That’s partly just because the genre consists of solo shows, so you’re just not going to see cocks stretching out tight holes around here. It also seems to be a bit of an aesthetic choice. I reviewed one of their sister sites the other day, UpskirtJerk, and it felt like a slightly harder version of DownblouseJerk, with more exposed cooters and masturbation.

The $50 network plan gets you access to a wider variety of masturbation encouragement flicks, but I get it if you don’t want to blow a whole Ulysses S. Grant on porno this month. That’s like two meals at McDonald’s these days. If you’re going to choose just one, check out my reviews for a closer look at exactly what’s on offer at each. I think DownblouseJerk is their softest site, with WankItNow on the opposite end of the spectrum. All in all, though, this company knows the genre really fucking well.

Hell, I can’t think of any other studio doing JOE movies at this level. They’re arguably masters of the niche, and DownblouseJerk.com represents another great example. It’s a bit less explicit than some of its sister sites, so you can let that filthy brain of yours fill in the details exactly how you’d like them. The stash is absolutely massive and still growing fast, so check out those free previews. I think you’ll know right away whether this is going to be your type of site.