FilmyFantasy

What’s your Filmy Fantasy? It might seem like a pretty straightforward question, but different perverts are going to hear it different ways. The white folks in the audience will think I’m just asking about dirty thoughts triggered by your favorite Hollywood films, but “Filmi” carries a different connotation among the Hinglish speakers out there. At the end of the day, though, this next joint will make you hard whether you’re crazy about Bollywood, you like dirty movies, or you’re just into Desi chicks.

FilmyFantasy.com calls itself the World’s Best Bollywood Porn. While that’s the kind of big-dicked brag I expect from basically any porn site, they’re selling such a rare commodity that I was inclined to believe them only minutes into my tour. They’re hawking premium Indian porn, and yeah, it’s hardcore. If you’re tired of the fake humping and nudity-free “sex” scenes you find on other sites, this may be just what you’ve been looking for. Their traffic has been rising lately, and I had to get a peek of what everyone was gawking at. You with me?

Putting the Filmi in Filmy Fantasy

Before we get into it, let’s talk about Indian porn for a minute. The country’s got the biggest population in the world, but thanks to restrictive laws and traditional culture, it’s always been hard to find dirty movies coming out of the country. Speaking as the world’s #1 pornography reviewer, I’ve seen the situation getting better in recent years, but it’s still nothing like the world of Western smut. There’s a lot more amateur stuff popping up with dick-in-hole penetration, but the more polished content is often softcore by any modern standards. Some of those web series are borderline SFW, as I’m sure you and your blue balls are well aware.

That’s why I got excited the moment I loaded up the tour page at FilmyFantasy. The header graphic is a little low-fi and dated compared to what you’d find on an American site, but what caught my eye was the explicit sex act depicted: a light-skinned Desi chick with her tits out squats over a dude’s face, his dick hard and his tongue in her pussy. Right away, I knew I wasn’t dealing with the usual softcore Indian stuff.

Scrolling down the page, the thumbnails painted a similar picture of uncensored, unrestrained perversion. Filmy Fantasy carries a deeper, kinkier range of perversion than your average Indian porn site. They’ve got the typical sucking and fucking you expect from almost any porn site, plus some truly unexpected niches like cumshots, public sex, anal, feet, blowbangs and salad tossing. These things ain’t uncommon on American sites, but I never expect them on Indian sites.

It’s almost a typical American spread of sexual tomfoolery, with one noticeable and noteworthy exception: they don’t have any lesbian flicks. FilmyFantasy.com is smashing through taboos as far as committing hardcore Desi fucking to film, but maybe they’re not ready to tackle the whole LGBTQ thing just yet. Cultural shifts take time, but I think we’ll see some Indian girl-on-girl movies soon. Anybody want to place a bet on when?

And man oh man, I would love to see some of these babes loving on each other. FilmyFantasy.com shoots with some of the sexiest Indian and Pakistani pornstars I’ve ever seen. I mean, I have to admit that they’re some of the only Indian and Pakistani pornstars I’ve ever seen, but they ain’t hiring random uggos around here. These chicks are smoking hot, sexually talented, and from the looks of the thumbnails, certifiable freaks. The Models section here is a well-maintained picture menu of women that already runs six pages, and I definitely recommend a peek.

Saving Money and Cumming Hard

I was happy to find that FilmyFantasy.com offered free video samples, but disappointed when I actually clicked one. Unregistered guests are limited to 10 freebies, but really, every free peek I clicked on was the same exact video. It’s kind of a generic montage for Filmy Fantasy that feels a hell of a lot softer than the animated gifs out front. It’s a weird setup, but hopefully it’s just a temporary thing. I’m certain that better freebies would help sell tickets around here. (On a similar note, that’s why I give out legit free sample videos over at PornDudeCasting. Check them out if you haven’t yet!)

They’re cheap tickets, too. At $25 a month, Filmy Fantasy is a few bucks less than your average American porn paysite. They’ve also got a six-month plan available for $90, a decent discount but not the best I’ve ever seen. Honestly, though, you often pay a higher price for an uncommon niche, so I ain’t bitching about the entry fee.

Because it’s such an uncommon niche with such a low price tag, I was a little worried the library would be understocked. While it ain’t the biggest collection I’ve ever seen on a premium porn site, it’s respectable for one in a smaller category like this. As of this writing, they’ve got around a hundred movies to shake your dick at. Runtimes have improved since they first started posting content, with most new uploads clocking in between 20 minutes and an hour.

The biggest bummer of today’s tour came when I took a look at those upload dates. I really like to see at least one fresh movie added to any premium collection every week, but updates are pretty sporadic at FilmyFantasy. They’ve uploaded a couple new flicks in the last few days, but that’s after a dry spell of almost two weeks. You might see three new movies in a good month, but sometimes it’s only one. Sorry, dudes.

Fantasizing with Filmy Fantasy

I decided to begin my official fap test of FilmyFantasy.com with the very latest video in the collection. It didn’t even have a real thumbnail yet, just a blank slate reading PRIORITY 14. It was only uploaded yesterday, though, and already has a 4-star rating. At half an hour in length, it seemed like it should be long enough to settle in a little and really enjoy myself.

The video stars the gorgeous Tanuja Chatterjee, who’s the Bollywood mother of Kajol, according to the little blurb. It opens with a little intro montage hyping up FilmyFantasy, and then we see a tall white dude arriving home. Our heroine appears on the screen, dancing to the Bollywood music for a minute before the duo greet each other. Her clothes come off as they dance, revealing a smoking hot body and shaved pussy, and then Tanjua gets tied up.

There’s a certain raw, amateurish quality to the movie, and I mean that in the best way possible. The camerawork is dead simple but effective, capturing the action as they move from making out to doggystyle to dick sucking. Both participants seem horny as hell and eager to experiment, and I was loving every minute of it. At some point, I started wondering if either one was actually Indian, but I was too busy stroking my cock to really give a shit.

It was the pussy eating scene that really got me. I had to have this one for the permanent spank bank, and fortunately, downloads are included with the regular FilmyFantasy membership. Considering this is one of the only places to find truly hardcore Indian porno, it’s also one of the best places to stock up. You’ve got a big hard drive, right?

FilmyFantasy.com is an easy recommendation to fans of Desi chicks who are looking for something professionally produced, but also fully hardcore in a way you normally don’t expect from Indian movies. These guys are subverting expectations in exactly the ways I love, coming through with the kinds of dirty sex you’d expect from an American paysite—but with Desi chicks. The preview videos are a little weak, but check out those moving thumbnails and try to keep a soft dick. This is a rare niche and they’re charging less than your average paysite, so what are you even waiting for?