CelebExposed

Seeing your favorite Celeb Exposed can really brighten up your day, bringing a smile to your face and a boner to your drawers. Personally, I’m the kind of pervert who can’t help popping wood when I’m just watching TV or Netflix, but can you blame me? It’s not like they’re casting ugly chicks for lead roles, and your average sex scene has become more explicit over the years. Hell, I know there are hard-up motherfuckers out there who get most of their faps in while tuning in for whatever’s on the tube.

Why sit on the couch, waiting for your favorite actresses to go topless or finally do a lovemaking scene? CelebExposed.com has done a lot of the heavy lifting here, amassing a big-ass, free stash of sexy clips from TV and movies. They’re a relatively young site, but seeing as their traffic has quadrupled in the last month or so, it looks like the fans are coming by in droves. I’m all horny from watching Shogun earlier, and I have a feeling this celebrity nude tube is exactly what I need right now.

Exposing Celebs with Celeb Exposed

CelebExposed has a familiar vibe you’ll recognize whether you’re a fan of famous naked chicks, pornography or internet videos. You know, the typical free tube presentation with the wall of thumbnails out front. The font and female silhouette in the logo have this kind retro sleaze that reminds me of the nudie mags on the top magazine rack at a truck stop. I’m not sure it’s the exact right fit for the site’s actual genre, but I really like it.

Even if you somehow missed the name and the logo, the site makes its niche apparent right from that front page of little screencaps. There’s a stray boobie here or there, but it ain’t the copious flesh, penetrated holes and geysers of semen you expect from your typical free tube. Between the lighting, the framing, the crisp resolutions and the relatively clean imagery, it's pretty obvious these vids largely come from the world of mainstream movies and cable/internet TV series.

It can sometimes be easy to forget that the internet doesn’t know the same borders as the rest of us. Depending on what’s been uploaded recently, you might not recognize anybody within the first few seconds of your visit, despite the joint being jam-packed with famous chicks. Why? CelebExposed.com features an international range of actresses, as well as the occasional pornstar.

Case in point, the latest updates on Celeb Exposed feature such gorgeous women as Charlotte Hope, an English babe who a lot of us have been fapping to since Game of Thrones. I also spotted Maggie Gyllenhaal, Julia Garner, Maria Bakalova and Issa Rae within minutes of landing. Shailene Woodley, Seung Ha, Katarzyna Zawadzka and Kristine Kujath are just a few more celebs who’ve been exposed on the site recently.

As far as those pornstars, I was pleasantly surprised to see Kira Noir among CelebExposed’s most recent updates. In case you missed it, I got to know Kira really fucking well on the PornDudeCasting couch—emphasis on fucking! The video on CelebExposed.com is an 8-minute scene from 2016’s Deadly Pickup, but I’ve got an even more explicit, 50-minute movie if you just need more Kira.

Famous Actresses in Their Sexiest Scenes

If I have just one complaint about the general setup around here, it’s just that the Celeb Exposed Stars page was down when I visited. I like to see an index of models on pretty much any site, and it’s arguably even more important on a celebrity site like this one. You’re here for the famous chicks, so you should have a menu of them to choose from.

On a very similar note, the Celebs Exposed Categories page was also busted when I took a look today. Content is well tagged, though, so you shouldn’t have trouble finding your favorite TV shows and movies just by typing them into the search bar. It’s just nice to see a browsable menu, and honestly? I really think this is just a temporary glitch. They do have a link to the page in the header, after all.

I ran a handful of searches and was rewarded every time. They have 20 clips from Spartacus, a show I’m getting into a little later than everyone else. A query for Game of Thrones turned up even more results, and I also found NSFW moments from True Blood, Banshee, The Tudors, and everything else I tried. Somebody told me 365 Days on Netflix was sexy, but I haven’t been able to commit to the full runtime. Fortunately, CelebExposed had a couple compilation vids to make my life and my fap session easier.

It should come as no surprise that CelebExposed.com is significantly smaller than your average anything-goes free porn tube. For a celebrity sex video site, though, I’d say their stash is more than respectable. As I whip up this review today, they’ve got almost an even 9000 NSFW movie scenes in the pile. I’d make a Dragon Ball joke, but we’re talking live-action around here. If you want hentai, I’ve got plenty of recommendations here at ThePornDude!

Those of you who’ve read my reviews before know I always like to mention how often any site is updating their collection of adult content, typically after I tell you how big the current library is. CelebExposed doesn’t list any upload dates, though, so it’s hard to give you any hard numbers. They are promising a fat stack of new videos added daily, though. Given how big the site is already, I believe them.

And Debbie Does Dallas, Too?

One of the biggest surprises at CelebExposed came right when I thought I’d seen all of the site’s main features. I was just about to settle in for my official fap test, and I reshuffled the stack of videos by Longest. If I hadn’t done that, I might not have noticed the surprising selection of full-length sex movies samples, mostly vintage.

The longest video on the site right now is an 89-minute “erotic documentary” called Anal Kamasutra. That’s followed by Sweet Young Foxes and Debbie Does Dallas. Both are labeled as “classic sex scenes”, but based on the runtimes, I’m pretty sure these are the whole-ass, old-school porno movies your grandpa whacked off to. They’ve also got full-length videos with such famous broads as Tila Tequila and the inescapable Kim Kardashian.

Honestly, though, I still had Spartacus on my mind. More specifically, I’d been daydreaming about Lucy Lawless and Jaime Murray. I’m not going to give away my age by telling you how long I’ve been jerking off to Xena: Warrior Princess, but seeing Lucy naked with a younger chick is so fucking hot I can barely stand it. I typed “Lucy Lawless” into the Celeb Exposed search bar and immediately found what I’d wanted to see.

I had a few choices, but I opted for the 14-minute compilation. I’m not sure it’s all from Spartacus, because it includes not just Lucy and Jaime, but Denise Richards, Aomi Muyock and Neve Campbell as well. Really, it’s the kind of thing I should enjoy with both hands free, not one pecking out words on my laptop. I hit Play and the flick started with no apparent buffering time nor spam. With my adblocker running, I didn’t run into any ads at all during my visit.

The resolution wasn’t 4K UHD, but looked good enough stretched across my laptop screen. Playback was smooth, too, even as I scrubbed around to different parts of the video. CelebExposed didn’t make the movie, so the content ain’t a reflection on them, but I sure am happy to have found this today. I’ll have to tell my friends who hooked me up.

CelebExposed.com is a no-frills celebrity sex site that feels a little bit like Netflix, but stripped down its sexiest scenes. The familiar faces are the biggest draw on a platform like this, and yeah, you’ll see a beautiful, wide range of celebs exposed in scenes your mom may well have seen, too. Their catalog is expansive and their interface clean, and you don’t have to sit through hours of boring stuff just to get to the sex scenes. The naughty parts are all they’ve got here, my dudes, so have at it.