Bootylicious Mag! "All Exclusive! Big Asses, Ripe Rumps and Banging Booties" - the note that welcomes you to bootyliciousmag.com! The name bootyliciousmag.com is pretty self-explanatory, really. The joint also seems like a pretty straightforward motherfucker, with all the needed info and trailers, but let's not jump to conclusions just yet. I'm damn sure I'm gonna dig up some serious filth here, and while some assholes might call me a picky bastard, I beg to differ. I just want you to know exactly what the fuck you're paying for, so here's another brutally honest review from yours truly. Stay tuned!
Let's fucking go!
Design-wise, bootyliciousmag.com looks kinda meh. It's not a total shitshow, but it's not something that etches in my brain either. The logo is just the name of the site in some fancy banner shit, and what really pisses me off is the lack of proper thumbnails. Instead of a wall of them with obvious previews, you get pics that only reveal previews once you hover over them. I’m gonna take their latest release titled She's Got Skills as an example to show you how it all works.
Once again, call me a nitpicker, but I fucking notice all the details. The title doesn't reveal jack shit about the video. You could slap She's Got Skills on anything and everything, and the picture shows a black chick in a bikini. She's got a good, big ass, but I was hoping for something more hardcore. She still has the fucking bikini on! On the bright side, you do get a detailed video description on the site's tour page, so knock yourself the fuck out. A chance for you to brush up on your reading skills, that's for sure!
Click on the damn thumbnails ( if you hover over it, you'll get a video preview) and you'll get to see a full trailer, free of charge. The thing that fucking pisses me off is that you need to go full-screen to properly see the video because bootyliciousmag.com has shoved a big discount banner on top of the homepage, so the whole layout is fucked up. If you don't watch the trailer full-screen, you've got to fucking scroll up and down, choose between seeing the ass or the chick's face, but I guess that's a minor fuckup. What matters is that bootyliciousmag.com has a habit of offering discounts, and that shit is always golden in my book.
Regular updates and fine-ass movies
The shit that fucking pisses me off is that bootyliciousmag.com doesn't show its full list of videos. The layout is confusing, but I'll take a wild guess and say that bootyliciousmag.com holds around 150 videos in total. Call me a prick, but once paysites start showing their cocks properly, I might be better at this guessing game! The videos are exclusive, and they do feature fine-ass hoes, so it's all good.
I checked out the dates and was pleasantly surprised. Turns out, something has recently lit a fire under bootyliciousmag.com's ass, and they started uploading one new motherfucking movie every four days or so. If they keep this shit up, the collection is gonna continue to grow and offer more diversity to you cocksuckers. Things are starting to fucking look up.
Things are really starting to look up
I fucking knew that bootyliciousmag.com was gonna squirm its big ass out of the bog. It's starting to look fucking better, and the shit that it has to thank for is its video page, where it throws so much info visitors' way that it managed to impress the hell outta me. You get the trailer, and below it, bootyliciousmag.com shows the option to download the trailer - 640x360, 854x480, or 1280x720. Once you pay, you'll unlock the full downloading option, and that shit goes up to HD.
I also fucking love the fact that each video comes with info like rating, the name of both the male and female pornstar, the date, the duration of the flick, a long-ass video description, and the list of tags. Speaking of the length, the videos on bootyliciousmag.com are around 18 minutes, give or take. Since bootyliciousmag.com is all about huge asses and shit, it's no wonder I got tags like big ass, big tits, big white cock, blowjob, cumshot, and ebony, and hell yeah, I've spotted a lot of interracial romps here. Moving on.
Just go with the trial
Plenty of shit to tell you about the joint's membership plans, so stay fucking tuned! First of all, you can go with the three-day trial. The price is $1 a day, and my guess is that you unlock streaming only with that shit. Still, it's a good way to test the waters. Once you've had your share of trial asses, go with one of the proper memberships. The most obvious option is going with the monthly plan. That shit will cost you $29.99.
The three-month option is currently on a goddamn discount. It's priced at $19.99/month, and it recurs at $59.99 every 90 days. The six-month special is also on a discount, and it's priced at $13.30/month. It recurs at $79.99 every six months.
The joint supports payments in crypto, credit card payments, Visa, PayPal, Discover, Maestro, and JBC, and I fucking suggest you take the crypto route. That way, you complete the payment quickly and safely, it's completely anonymous, and there's no middleman. Really, each paysite that offers crypto payments just grows in my eyes. It makes the whole thing way more modern, and I'm all about that shit.
The stuff you get for your dough
I know I've shat on bootyliciousmag.com for a number of reasons, but the thing is, the deeper I got in, the better I fucking liked it. The first thing that looks like shit, but it's actually golden, is the site allowing you to make your own fucking video collections and sharing them with the site's community. Yeah, all these ass-crazed motherfuckers gather in one virtual spot, and trust me when I say that belonging to a pack of like-minded freaks is a goddamn great feeling.
The joint boasts its weekly updates, and I've checked that shit out. It's the goddamn truth! Plus, you can stream the videos on practically every device - PC, Android, iOS, Chromecast, and Roku. Below the fucking flicks, members get to leave comments and rate the videos, choose the theater mode, stream on-demand, and use the option "continue watching".
Somewhere among its shit, bootyliciousmag.com mentions that members get access to all their websites, and it's cool and shit. I just wish they fucking said the names of those damn sites. You know, bootyliciousmag.com wins some and loses some, but the pros definitely outweigh the cons here. I dig the joint.
The end is here
It's time to sum shit up. I've given this motherfucker a thorough check, and while it's got its share of flaws, there's a lot to love about this dirty-ass site. First off, they do deliver on their weekly updates. I've checked the dates and they ain't bullshitting you. Streaming-wise, it's free, no ads to fuck it all up, and it works on practically any damn device you own, PC, Android, iOS, Chromecast, and Roku.
Now, let's talk features. They let you leave your own fucking comments and rate the videos. They've got theater mode, on-demand streaming, and a "continue watching" option for when you've got to take a break to wipe the sweat off your balls. And hey, they even toss in access to all their other goddamn websites, even if they won't tell you what the hell they're called.
Sure, there are some real turds in the punch bowl. The layout's a bit fucky, and not being able to see all the video thumbnails upfront can be a pain in the ass. Plus, they could stand to be a bit clearer about what you're getting into with their membership options, but let's be real here. When it comes down to it, bootyliciousmag.com is all about the big asses and hardcore action. They've got fine-ass hoes, exclusive videos, and enough variety to keep even the pickiest cocks happy. And you know what? Being part of a community of ass-crazed freaks ain't half bad either.
So, if you're down for some serious booty action and don't mind a few hiccups along the way, give bootyliciousmag.com a shot. Just make sure you've got a good grip on your dick - you're gonna need it. I'm done here! Enjoy!
