JapanHD

JapanHD would have a totally wholesome name were it not for the XXX tacked on the other side of the period. That’s your sure sign that this ain’t just a high-def videographic tour of The Land of the Rising Sun, but something you might want to bust out the lube for. I’d also recommend a good onahole if you’ve got one on hand, though you could just use the hand you definitely have on hand. Whatever your masturbatory preference, this joint will give you something to enjoy while you’re getting the cum out.

I know the Japanese Adult Video fans got excited as soon as they saw the domain, but if you know JAV, you also know about the whole censorship issue. Well, I ain’t going to bury the lede here: JapanHD.xxx is a premium site hawking uncensored Japanese pornography. It’s still a relatively rare treat in a world of increasingly hardcore smut, which may help explain all the visitors stopping by with dicks in hand. Today, your horny old pal The Porn Dude is among them.

What’s Going on at Japan HD?

Speaking as a longtime fan of Asian porn, Japan has one of the weirdest relationships with adult content of any country out there. They’re a relatively small country known for coming up with some of the most depraved fetishes in the world, niches so kinky that even I’m still a little shocked sometimes. At the same time, they’re pretty fucking serious when it comes to censorship. Don’t forget, Japan invented tentacle porn hundreds of years ago, partly as a way of getting around censorship of human sex scenes.

I knew I was onto something good the moment the Japan HD tour page loaded. I was greeted by a full-screen image of a gorgeous Asian chick surrounded by dudes working her over with not 2, not 4, not 6, but 8 magic wands. You can see from her face that the sensation is intense, and that ain’t the only thing I noticed. Beneath the ample pubic hair, that girl’s cooter is fully visible, with nary an unsightly mosaic tile to obscure it.

Scrolling down the page, they hit me with stack after stack of new and popular videos. These chicks are getting into all kinds of sexy situations and doing all kinds of freaky shit. There’s bondage, squirting, interracial BBC action, gangbangs, 18+ teen sluts, creampies, double penetration, dick milking, finger cuffing and a whole lot more.

The preview pics are sexy as fuck, but they’re the only freebies you’ll find around here. There are no sneak peeks at the videos, nor can you peruse the collection to see what they’ve got in the catalog. Still, I’d argue that the tour page makes a strong case for signing up. JapanHD’s lack of censorship is going to be an instant win for a lot of weebs, and wait until the rest of you see how big the stash is.

More Porn Than You Even Expected

Pricewise, there are no surprises; JapanHD.xxx is thirty bucks a month, just like most paysites. Discounts on longer plans are decent, with a yearly plan that breaks down to ten bones a month. Be careful about the one-dollar, two-day trial, because it rebills at forty a month if you forget to cancel. I recommend setting a reminder on your phone so you don’t cost yourself some extra cash.

While they give visitors the shaft when it comes to preview vids, JapanHD.xxx does list some impressive numbers out front. They keep a current count of movies at the ready, and they’re just about to cross the 10,000-movie mark. That’s impressive as hell by any measure, and even manages to make my own PornDudeCasting look like a sexy little sideshow.

They’re also adding 3 new movies to the collection every week. No wonder the library is so fucking huge! The industry standard is just one new drop every seven days, so I’m always thrilled when I see a joint going above and beyond. That gives you at least three weekly new reasons to stop by on your regular fap routine.

Sounds great, right? Once I got signed up and logged in, I realized a few things. I have no fucking idea why they don’t mention this out front, because it would sell a ton of tickets, but JapanHD.xxx memberships come with access to the Gasm network. Those 10,000 movies? Yeah, that’s a network count, but Japan HD makes up around 500 videos, 200 galleries and 100 DVDs in the catalog.

It's a similar story with the updates, but I think three per week is underselling the network. JapanHD has been getting a fresh release every week, and Gasm comes with 16 brands/sites/channels. I’m willing to bet you’ll find more than three releases a week if you’re keeping your eyes open. However you slice it up, you’re getting a shitload of porno for the same thirty bucks you’d pay for a singular paysite.

Gasm.com bills itself as having the best porno in Europe, but in case the inclusion of Japan HD didn’t tip you off, it ain’t all Euro porn. If you get tired of the German porn at MagmaFilm or the Spanish stuff at Leche69, you can tune in for some sexy dressup and roleplaying at CosplayGames, enjoy some butt stuff at ButtFormation, or watch some amateur sex parties at Fun Movies.

Jacking Off in High Def to Japan HD

JapanHD.xxx has movies starring a gorgeous spread of Japanese pornstars and AV idols. One of the shortcomings of the central member’s page for the whole network is that Gasm’s Models index groups everyone together, no matter which site the gals appeared on. There’s no way to flick through a picture menu of just the Asian chicks, which is a mild bummer if you like picking a pretty face before watching her cum.

Fortunately for me, the lovely lady in the thumbnail for today’s release is smoking hot, making for an easy decision about where to begin my fap test. Cute Kanade’s POV is a 22-minute porno that opens with the beauty making fuck-me eyes at the camera while some cheesy music plays in the background. The cameraman starts touching her immediately, and he’s already got a toy inside of her a couple minutes in.

It's a long pussy-pleasuring sequence, taking almost half the video. Kanade starts stroking the dude’s cock through his underwear while he’s got his fingers in her, at which point he’s got to get some more personal stimulation. I don’t blame the man! The blowjob starts about halfway through, and then she climbs onto his cock for a ride. Just listening to my dude’s voice, I think he was having a really hard time trying not to pop right away!

They switch positions a couple times and the cameraman catches some closeups, and then the scene wraps up with a nice creampie. Unlike most of the JAV you find out there in the wild, absolutely nothing was obscured. I watched her tight pussy get pounded by hard cock, and then I witnessed that thick spunk dripping out and onto the cushions. You know, the same thing played out on the PornDudeCasting couch last week…

JapanHD.xxx memberships include downloads, and this one seemed like an easy contender for the permanent stash. Kanade’s got another handful of videos on the platform, so I’ll probably be back later today. The one where she gives a footjob looks particularly sexy, but I imagine I’ll watch them all before the week is up. It seems I’ve got a new porn crush!

JapanHD.xxx is a solid value in smut for a couple major reasons. For one thing, they specialize in uncensored JAV, which is still such a rare niche that you often have to pay extra for it. That alone is going to be the biggest selling point for the Asian porn connoisseurs in the audience. On top of that, you’re getting access to around 10,000 movies across the Gasm network, giving you damn near endless masturbatory options even if you get bored of the Asian stuff. I don’t know about you, but I know a good deal when I see one.