TheAssFactory.com! Now that's what the fuck I call a good name! Fucking stellar, almost as damn good as theporndude.com! Here's another great fucking news: theassfactory.com proudly boasts Jules Jordan's official website, and that fucking means one thing and one thing only - get ready to feast your eyes on some of the best goddamn porn that the xxx universe has to offer! This place is the fucking HQ of top-shelf smut, and you better goddamn believe that the majority of real good things in life come with a fucking price tag. Let me tell you how much you'll have to cough up for theassfactory.com and about the shit you'll get in return. Let's fucking go!
How about Chloe Amour getting a hardcore DP
Yup, read that subtitle again! That's the kind of shit that theassfactory.com slings our way - hardcore romps featuring some of the world's best pornstars! And you know what? Anal is fucking guaranteed every damn time! Ah, no need to thank me. I can almost fucking see you rubbing your eyes, not believing that there's a joint out there where anal is a part of every goddamn movie, but yeah, I master the craft of finding only the best sites for you horny motherfuckers, and I do it not expecting a goddamn thing in return. Giving you the best joints to empty your balls on every day is my way of contributing to world peace.
I'm still not a member of theassfactory.com. I'm still looking at their visitors’ page and I can't say that I'm mad at it. It's pretty damn decent, showing the site's essence, practically inviting you in. I fucking hate those conceited paysites that don't even give decent trailers for free. Fuck that noise! Theassfactory.com lures you in with its stellar design, big thumbnails, and unique logo that looks witchy and hardcore. You know, something like a pentagram that integrated the word Ass. Very fucking ingenious. So far, the joint is looking damn good. Let's move on.
You are here for the videos
Size fucking matters, so let me do some counting first. At the time of this fucking review, theassfactory.com had around 160 videos to offer, give or take. To be fucking honest with you, I expected way more. I mean, it's not like anal is a Japanese tuna fish fetish or something that's hard to come by. Anal has become an integral part of the xxx industry and practically all the pornstars do it, so what's the goddamn holdup? Hmmm, how about I check some fucking dates here?
Well, theassfactory.com doesn't show the dates, and that simply means that I can't tell you when the fuck to expect the next update. I have no clue whether theassfactory.com updates its shit monthly or yearly, but it's fucking obvious they don't do it regularly. Shit, I really expected more from theassfactory.com, at least in the size sense. Still, the fucking good thing that happened during this mayhem is that I checked out some of the site's older videos, and that's where I found Asa Akira in a motherfucking threesome. Well, that's your damn silver lining! Keep reading!
Famous pornstars are all over the joint
Here I am, checking out a trailer, and let me fucking tell you, not all trailers are created equal. The ones on theassfactory.com capture the whole goddamn vibe of the videos, and it's the fucking case with this Asa Akira release too. Asa is spanked by Tia Ling, another Asian pornstar, tied up and brought to the guy who rams her ass like there's no motherfucking tomorrow. Asa is rocking one of those plaid skirts, and the bitches end up licking cum off each other's faces. I fucking told you that theassfactory.com was hardcore as shit! On top of that, the majority of the sluts featured in these movies are pro stars of the adult industry. I mean, did you expect anything less from a Jules Jordan site?
There's a lot going on around the player, and I'm referring to the site noting that some of its videos are 4K and HD. That's always a plus in my book. Below the player, theassfactory.com shows a short description, the name of the featured pornstars (female only, like the dudes are not doing all the work), as well as the list of tags. When it cums to theassfactory.com, you better believe that the anal tag is all over the place, and when it comes to this Asa Akira's release, it comes with a picture gallery that counts around 30 images in total. Downloadable galleries are always a nice extra perk, but that unlocks only after you make the payment. Let's talk prices next.
The price of theassfactory.com
The best way to dig your cock into theassfactory.com is to go with the fucking trial version. With this shit, you only get streaming. The price of this two-day trial is $4.95. Pricier than on the majority of similar websites, but it is what the fuck it is. In any case, it's cheaper than watching anal porn on a tube site. Yup, you read that shit right! It's always better to feast your eyes on HD porn than fuck your eyesight up by watching grainy anal vids shot by a potato. Those fucking eyeglasses are expensive these days, way more expensive than $4.95 - you always need to look at the bigger fucking picture.
The first real membership plan here is the monthly one and it's priced at $0.96 per day. Yeah, theassfactory.com has that odd tendency of showing the prices on a daily basis, probably to make it sound more affordable. Translation: the monthly membership is billed in one payment of $29.95.
Finally, you have the yearly plan. This is the best fucking one in the sense that you get the most for your fucking money. The price is $0.32 per day and that means it's billed in one payment of $119.95. Available payment options are credit card and Paypal. I would have loved to see crypto here, but shit happens.
Filters are important too
I want you to click on the Movies section. That's where you'll find the option to browse DVDs by name. It's a fucking neat option, and it's a damn good chance for you to get the vibe of theassfactory.com by checking out its titles. Look at this shit - Deep Anal Drilling, Anal Delights, and Hot Anal Injection. It's all about motherfucking buttholes here, and although that shit is obvious, I would have liked more informative titles. I know, I know, big websites tend to take a more artistic approach while writing titles and I could write about that all day long, but that's not something that any motherfucker like you would ever notice or care about.
The same "browse by name" ordeal happens in the site's pornstars list. Some of the bitches I found here are Vanna Bardot, Kissa Sins, Alexis Texas, Lisa Ann, and Tori Black. As you can see, the majority of the bitches are white, although you get an occasional infusion of spice with bitches like Asa Akira and Sierra Banxxx. Finally, you get to explore the list of categories here, some of which are Asian, anal, big butts, behind-the-scenes, ass to mouth, big tits, and so on. Over 50 categories for you to choose from. As you can see, the filters are spot-on, and since the xxx collection here is not big, you will have no problem finding the video of your liking in no time.
It's all about the ass, 'bout the ass, no trouble
So, what's the goddamn verdict on theassfactory.com? First, the fucking downsides. Let's not sugarcoat shit here! The video collection isn't as big as some of the other big-name sites out there. If you're looking for a motherfucking library of porn to get lost in, you might be left wanting more. Plus, the updates? Yeah, they're about as regular as your constipated uncle's shits. Sometimes, you're left waiting longer than you'd like for that next dose of anal mayhem.
On the bright side, the quality of the content here is top-notch. You get the world's hottest anal porn in crystal resolution, and it doesn't get better than that. Theassfactory.com could also be described as a diverse joint, although its focus is on anal. Among the categories, I spotted shit like double vag, double anal, gangbangs, and threesomes. The chicks and their assholes are the stars of this show, and some of them are goddamn legends of porn. I mean, Lisa Ann and Asa Akira, these hoes don't just shoot porn for any joint out there. Long boner short, you'll be jerking off to the best in the business.
Yeah, theassfactory.com might not be perfect, but if you're looking to bust a nut to some of the finest anal porn on the internet, theassfactory.com should be your next stop. As simple as that!
