ThotChicks

Honestly, I sometimes feel sorry for newbies who are just finding their feet in the world of porn these days. After all, they have a proverbial mountain to climb when it comes to discovering all of the various porn niches, learning a literal alphabet of XXX slang and porn jargon, and trying to stay on top of it all.

And when it comes to porn slang, the list is ever-growing. From DAP and felching to queefing and snowballing, newbies need a pen and paper to stay on track with everything there is to learn. Recently, though, one of the most widely heard terms has been that of Thot. It translates to either ‘’Thirsty Hoe Over There’’ or simply, ‘’That Hoe Over There.’’

Amazingly, though, the term Thot has started to carry a lot of negative shit with it in recent years. Some small-dicked guys use it as a slur, and some boring-ass prudish chicks try to avoid it at all costs. But then you have porn Chads like me who actively seek out Thots to bury my porn hammer inside because they always tend to guarantee the kind of whorish sex you’ll never forget.

And I’m not the only one who thinks so. There’s a plethora of Thot enthusiasts worldwide who can’t get enough of a promiscuous slut’s pussy that has seen some serious action and gained immensely filthy experience as a result. Some folks, in fact, go so far as to set up their own dedicated Thot porn websites!

One of those websites is the fittingly named Thotchicks.com, and it’s the one I’m going to be holding a cum-soaked magnifying glass to in today’s review to find out if it has got the kind of wanking fuel we all need.

What is Thotchicks.com?

Thot is a slang term that hasn’t been around for that long. Funnily enough, the same can be said for Thotchicks.com. I was keen to see what was underneath this site’s pretty panties, so I checked out its history on the Wayback Machine. There, you’ll see that it was set up in early 2024. Its content is a diverse mixture of whores from across the world, ranging from OnlyFans sluts and horny influencers to interracial-loving pornstars and Gloryhole Thots.

What’s the Thot Porn Like on Thotchicks.com?

Yep, there’s a meaty selection of faces on this site that range from Belle Delphine and Angela White to Johnny Sins and Little Polish Angel. However, although diverse, the site’s porn collection currently only spans twelve pages, making it easier for us to find the meatiest content it has to offer!

1. Summer Vixen Gets Stretched Out in a Gaping Anal Threesome - For fuck’s sake, some guys just have no regard for the next swinging dick that’s going to slide into the Thot they’re fucking. This scene with Summer Vixen is precisely what I’m talking about because it sees this divine blonde Thot in a pair of fuck me heels getting pushed to the limit in a wild FFM threesome with Mark Wood and Francesca Le. While Mark absolutely destroys Summer’s asshole in a brutal fucking session, Francesca takes on a Femdom role and uses Summer’s mouth to clean her feet before bringing her to a brutal forced orgasm and then sending her back to work on Mark’s cock. The load dumped on her face at the end is immense, and you can hear her gaping asshole giving way as she proudly poses with a face full of spunk!

2. Texas Patty Wants it Wet and Messy - They say everything is bigger in Texas, and the same can be said for the immense cock lust raging in Texas Patty’s nympho soul. This scene for Throated sees her put to work on one of the fattest dicks of her career, and she doesn’t hold back. Patty declares that she wants it messy as fuck in her pre-shoot interview and boasts about how she loves adding rimming into a blowjob. Now, I’ve seen plenty of chicks boast about having elite-tier BJ skills only to fall flat when they’re asked to prove it, but Patty isn’t one of them. This chick could milk you in thirty seconds, and she is a masterclass in the art of dick-sucking. From her dirty talk and intense eye contact to her authentic moans and her adoration for sloppy BJs, it’s the kind of cock sucking experience that every man dreams of. The best is when she hangs her head off the bed and subjects her on-screen lover to an upside-down BJ that sees her face drenched in spit. She sure as shit earned that enormous facial at the end!

3. Angela White’s Latex Footjob - Fuck me, we all know how amazing Angela White’s tits are in general, but when you see them wrapped in a latex minidress they’ll make your dick leak! It’s a Brazzers scene that sees Angela White attend a celibacy party, only to corrupt one of the attendees into breaking his vows and sliding balls-deep into her latex-lined cunt. She stuffs her panties in his mouth so as not to disturb the other party guests as she drops to her knees and polishes his dick like a genuine porn Thot. Angela is on top form in this scene, and I’ve lost count of how many times she cums on this dude’s dick, constantly causing him to jump down south and lick up her juices. Man, Angela White’s tits never get old, and I could stare at those puppies all day long!

The Design of the Site

Thotchicks.com has gone down the route of copying the logo of one of the world’s most well-known porn tube sites. This is joined by a search bar and a main menu, with the latter taking you to the homepage, categories page, featured models, content tags, a video submission page, and a link to log in to your account.

The homepage of Thotchicks.com starts with a selection of the latest videos to be added to the site. There’s a filter box in the top right corner that lets you adjust the results according to the most popular, longest, random, most viewed, etc.

The video results are displayed in rows of five clips, each with a thumbnail, view count, and title. Towards the bottom of the site is a more simplified selection of the latest videos, although this needs to be put in the right place and feels like it has been accidentally left there by the site designers.

What I Like Most About it

As a well-respected porn connoisseur, I can see when a website’s admins have some excellent taste in smut, and Thotchicks.com is one of them. The site doesn’t have the biggest collection around. Still, they’re definitely rocking a quality-over-quantity approach, and there are some gorgeous scenes featured on the site starring some of the world’s most elite-tier porn sluts and OnlyFans Thots.

Videos are relatively well organized, too. This can be seen in the site’s categories section, which spans more than five pages and allows you to easily find the kind of smut you’re looking for. Categories are organized according to the featured porn studio or the name of prominent OnlyFans Thots.

What I Don’t Like

The first thing that lets Thotchicks.com down is the logo. Rather than using their imaginations and creating a unique logo that stands out and adds some personality to the site, they have instead used one of the world’s most instantly recognizable porn tube logos and changed it to spell their site’s name.

While Thotchicks.com doesn’t use banner ads, it does deploy those annoying as fuck forced redirect ads that kick into action whenever you try to play a video, as well as whenever you try to pause, fast forward, or rewind a clip. These tend to drag you away to sports-themed sites, which also don’t fit the theme of Thotchicks.com at all.

Suggestions I Have for Thotchicks.com

My first suggestion for Thotchicks.com is to reach out to a logo designer and come up with a design that not only sums up the theme of their site but also underlines the Thotchicks.com brand and helps users remember it. It’s never a good idea to just piggyback off another porn site’s marketing.

Also, the forced redirect ads that interrupt the porn viewing experience are doing the site no favors. I’d advise sidestepping them all together and instead going for adult banner ads that not only fit the theme of Thotchicks.com but also don’t invade the user’s porn-watching experience too much.

Conclusion

If you’re looking for a small but mighty collection of cock-craving Thots from a wide range of backgrounds, from the porn industry to OnlyFans, Thotchicks.com is a porn tube site worth exploring. However, it’s far from perfect and is currently held back by a lazy-ass logo and some very annoying forced redirect ads.