Mia Malkova

Mia Malkova and OnlyFans are two names that you’re probably already familiar with, at least if you’ve been watching any porno over the last ten years or so. Mia has long maintained a top slot over on Pornhub’s big list of pornstars, and is famous enough to have earned her own Wikipedia page. OnlyFans.com hasn’t been a household name for quite as long as Mia’s, but I think you knew exactly what we’d be looking at today when you read the opening sentence.

That’s right, my horny friends: Mia Malkova has her own premium OnlyFans, and I bet you’re wondering what’s inside. The lack of previews on the social porn giant has always been one of my major pet peeves about the platform, but fortunately for you, I’m willing to sign up for a peek and report back to all you perverts. Read on to found out if Mia’s personal stash is worth the few bucks she’s asking. (Spoiler alert: it totally is!)

Mia Malkova’s On OnlyFans Now?

I’m not going to rehash all of my complaints about OnlyFans here. If you’ve read my reviews of various pornstar accounts or my writeups on the various OF knockoffs out there, you know my beef lies in the myriad ways they shortchange their users and their models. At some point, maybe we’ll see a worthy competitor finally emerge, leading to falling prices, better payouts, and better perks for everyone.

As far as Mia, though, I’ve got no complaints at all. The lovely blonde starlet was born in 1992, making her 31 at the time of this writing, but she still looks too youthful to catch many MILF roles. She’s been fucking and sucking her way through the adult industry since 2012, breaking into the scene on sites like Reality Kings and Mofos before she was even old enough to drink.

OnlyFans.com is largely known for its amateur models, but the platform has proven popular enough that a lot of traditional starlets are becoming crossover stars. Mia ain’t exactly a self-made starlet like so many social porn stars, but she’s got a hell of a lot more awards than the average sexy rando with a webcam. As of this writing, she’s got 5 AVN Awards, a couple Pornhub Awards, an XBIZ, an XRCO, and a shitload of nominations.

Maybe that’s why her OF blurb is so light on details; she expects you to know the name Mia Malkova, and sign up based on what you know. Most chicks write a little more about themselves at the top of the page, but Mia’s just got a shrugging emoji and the word “Porn”, which I can totally get behind. She doesn’t list what top percentage she’s in, but I’ve got some guesses.

Subscriptions are only ten bucks a month, and she even offers a cheap trial membership to see what it’s all about. I’m about to sign up for 31 days at just $3.50, which ain’t even a fucking cup of coffee these days. Unlike the Starbucks experience, though, I’m not going to get kicked out as soon as I get my dick out.

Nudie Pics and Premium Vids

With the near total lack of previews on OnlyFans, I only knew a couple things about Mia’s page before signing up. I was well aware of the babe and her work, of course, and they also tell you how many times she’s posted so far. As of this writing, Mia Malkova’s got over 600 posts and nearly 900 bits of media. The current media breakdown is 855 pics and 39 videos, which ain’t too shabby, especially for the price. This ain’t a $30 paysite, after all.

Until I subscribed, I had no idea what was in any of those posts, pics, or clips. The whole thing was unlocked in an instant once I authorized the payment, though. It looks like OnlyFans is now hiding the social links until you sign up, which is absolutely fucking crazy. It’s like they really don’t want fans to discover content on their platform and are making efforts to cut down on profits.

At the very top of the page, there are exclusive Mia Malkova PPV videos you can buy. Membership might be cheap, but goddamn, she’s asking a pretty penny for the exclusives. They all cost more than the usual $30 you pay for a full-on paysite membership. There’s even a threesome video going for a whopping 75 bones. Almost any premium porn site Mia’s appeared on is going to be a cheaper way to see her in action, though she almost certainly gets paid more around here.

Yeah, it’s a paid perk that you only get access to after paying an entry fee. The membership ain’t all-inclusive, but drinks ain’t free at the strip club, you know. On a similar note, subscribers can slide directly into Mia’s DMs. As is pretty much always the case in the world of OnlyFans, don’t expect to get much of a response if you’re not tipping. Very few of these models are doing this as a hobby, and we all know Mia’s a bona fide professional.

What’s Mia Posting These Days?

There’s a decent volume of X-rated content on Mia Malkova’s OnlyFans.com page, but she’s not nearly as active as some of the other babes on the platform. Honestly, I love when chicks are on here all day posting random bullshit in between the nudie pics, but Mia’s more business oriented. It’s all fap fodder here.

Mia usually posts some new stuff every few days. That said, it’s been 9 days since her last update as I type this up. Part of me sees this as a good sign, because it suggests the real pornstar is running the account. Sometimes the work is farmed out, and I’m often skeptical if I see a big-name pornstar constantly playing with her OF page. Don’t you have some dicks to suck on camera?

I’ve got kind of mixed news about Mia’s content itself, though. The good news is that every last thing she posts is fucking hot as hell. The bad news is that it’s mostly pretty softcore fare, with a ton of nudes and lingerie shots. You can and almost certainly will whack off to it, but if you’re looking for hardcore dick-in-hole material, you’ll have to spring for some of that pricey premium material.

It makes sense, though. Mia Malkova got famous doing her thing in movies produced by some of the biggest studios in the world. She’s still doing work with companies like Brazzers and Naughty America, but her work on OnlyFans.com represents a more amateur, DIY aspect of her stardom. Honestly, that makes me even more eager to check out some of those exclusives; they might be even more intimate than the scenes she’s shot with the big boys.

Taking in a Couple OnlyFans Mia Vids

I started flicking through Mia Malkova’s OnlyFans videos, savoring every last second. One of the biggest downsides of the platform and of social media porn in general is just that the clips are often so fucking short, and yeah, that’s the case here. Out of 39 videos, only a few are over a minute long. Most are under 30 seconds.

If I had to pick a favorite, I might choose a nearly two-minute clip of Mia dancing in a sexy little chainmail dress. The clip stands out not just for its length, but for how incredible she looks and the novelty of the medieval garb. She shakes her bare ass for the camera before turning around and exposing those giant jugs, reminding me exactly why I signed up for her OF in the first place. This woman is an absolute goddess.

Is it all worth the entry fee, though? I’d say it depends on how much you love Mia Malkova. OnlyFans.com is one of the best ways to support the babe monetarily and catch a bunch of exclusive nudie pics, but the hardcore material is behind a very high paywall. You can see Mia doing filthy sex for less money almost anywhere else, but would you be able to slide into her DMs, and would you be slipping bills directly into her piggy bank? If you’re a fan, check out that trial membership and see how it makes you feel.