ThePOVGod

Just who is The POV God? It’s kind of a trick question, because one of the big draws of first-person pornography is that it drops you right into the stud’s shoes. The dick-slanging deity in question could very well be you today, at least if the movies are as well-made and immersive as I’m hoping for. If you like seeing exactly what a professional sees as he’s nailing a gorgeous pornstar, well, you’ve come to the right place!

As you’ve likely guessed from the title and my little intro, ThePOVGod.com is a new paysite hawking premium POV porno movies. They uploaded their first dirty movie in March and pulled 40,000 visitors the very next month, with a traffic graph suggesting a hell of a lot more on the way. I would have checked it out either way, but that explosive popularity made me even more eager to see what kind of smut these guys were peddling. With that in mind, I chewed up an edible and lubed up my favorite silicone vajayjay. Let’s step into a porno movie, shall we?

Who Exactly Is The POV God?

In case you were really wondering, the guy claiming the holy throne here is actually Tony Profane. The only reason I know this is because I clicked the link at the top of the tour page to check out The POV God on OnlyFans. I didn’t end up spending $4 on the monthly subscription, but my dude is claiming to be in the top 0.17%. Impressive if true, but is it?

Tony pretty much stays behind the camera around here, so you’re not actually going to be seeing much of him besides his extremities, and yes, I did just ask Google if the penis classifies as an extremity. It’s a big-ass extremity, too, as evidenced by that auto-playing montage that greets you the moment ThePOVGod loads up in your browser. It looks like First-Person Jesus here has a thing for big, juicy asses, which is great because so do I.

No shit, we’ve even banged some of the same babes. ThePOVGod shoots with a diverse cast of rising starlets and established pornstars. Recent flicks have featured romps with such beauties as Mae Milano, Kate Dee and Sophia Leone. I also spotted scenes with Slimthick Vic and Savannah Bond, both of whom I’ve gotten to know pretty fucking well on the PornDudeCasting couch—emphasis on fucking well.

I always hold my breath when I hit the “Play” button on a porn tour preview video, because half the time you end up on the signup page without so much as a peek of the goods. ThePOVGod does let visitors watch some free preview videos, but choose wisely: you only get five before they cut you off. It ain’t ideal, but hey, I’ll take it over all the preview-free joints out there. After watching some snippets of babes like Princess Emily and Miss Boddy taking it in POV, I was hard, drippy, and ready for the full show.

The Start of Something Beautiful

Since ThePOVGod is such a new site, I was hoping for an introductory rate, but it was just not to be. Memberships are thirty bones a month, the same price you pay for most premium porn sites these days unless you’ve got a fetish. There are discounts on longer rates, but they’re nothing special, with a yearly rate that breaks down to about $17 a month.

The pricing will be more attractive as the library fills out, but this is still a new site. As of this writing, there are 14 movies in the collection. Runtimes are decent, though they’re not the longest movies I’ve seen, typically clocking in between 20 and 30 minutes. It's worth mentioning that there’s little setup or pretense in the videos. Instead of a whole conversation or a storyline, you get a couple minutes of X-rated body shots before the sucking and fucking. Be serious: you usually skip the slow intros anyway, don’t you?

Here's the part of the review where I usually mention how rapidly they’re building the collection. Unfortunately, I can’t give you hard numbers, though I can tell you they’re growing the stash at a respectable rate. The last couple updates have come at weekly intervals, so I’m hoping they maintain that schedule, though earlier movies were coming out more quickly. There was also a concerning two-week dry spell, but it seems the issue has passed.

Downloads are included with ThePOVGod.com memberships. Video quality goes all the way up to 4K ultra-HD, so it’ll look crisp and clear on even the biggest screens. The high-res files are pretty big, so I hope you’ve got room on your hard drive. It’ll be worth it.

Pretending I’m Banging a Redhead in 4K

Fourteen movies is a relatively slim collection of premium porno, but pretty much all of the thumbnails suggested cinema that was easy to beat off to. There are a few flicks on the menu that I’ll probably fap test before the day is out, but for my first foray, I already had a scene in mind. As soon as I’d spotted Emma Magnolia’s pretty face on the tour page earlier, I knew I’d be busting a nut to her.

The 22-minute video was actually the first released on ThePOVGod, with the catchy title, I May Look Sweet But I’m A Dirty Dirty Slut. As I mentioned earlier, these movies get right to the good stuff, so the interview segment consists of just a few quick, simple questions like “What’s your name?” and “What are we going to do?” Emma jiggles her cake for the camera, and then she’s got a dick in her mouth before we’re in even four minutes in.

The POV God lives up to the name. “I honestly love gagging,” Emma says between slurps, the action captured from Tony’s perspective. She’s a beautiful gal, and looks incredible going to town on a cock that might be as big as her forearm. She dual fists it, stroking it as she bobs her head and gets it all slopped up. You’ve heard of sloppy steaks, but how about a sloppy sausage?

After the beej, we’re treated to further POV action, but this time Emma’s on her back as she gets filled up. One of my absolute favorite things about the POV format is the eye contact, and it works especially well when the girl’s eyes are as pretty as Emma’s. She seems to be genuinely enjoying the hell out of herself, which makes me enjoy ThePOVGod’s movie all the more.

“If you fuck me just like that, you’re gonna make me squirt! Keep fucking me,” Emma moaned. A few seconds later, she unleashed a torrent. I probably would have downloaded the movie anyway, but after that, I couldn’t resist. If the redhead comes back for a reprise with The POV God, I’ll definitely be tuning in again.

You could probably make the argument that calling yourself The POV God is kind of a big-headed, big-dicked thing to do, but Tony clearly knows the format intimately. Poorly shot POV movies often suffer from sloppy framing and nauseating shaking, but this guy does a great job capturing all the good stuff on camera in a smooth, erotic way. In other words, the camerawork emphasizes the fucking instead of getting in the way of it.

Emma’s juicy booty takes center stage for the final half of the film, and I would 100% recommend this one to anybody who loves a beautiful, redheaded PAWG. I don’t know if you can tell, but I’ve been a huge fan of Emma’s work recently. She’s a big draw for me, but I’ve got to give it to ThePOVGod for capturing her image so perfectly.

ThePOVGod.com is still a new site, so volume shoppers might want to wait until the catalog fills out a little more. If you’re a connoisseur of fine POV pornography, though, I’d definitely recommend a peek at the free previews here. Tony is putting out some stellar examples of the genre, masterfully capturing his experiences as he bones some of the hottest women in the world. The videos made me feel like I was a pornstar, and speaking as a pornstar, I know what I’m talking about!