GetJuicy

If you’re ready to Get Juicy, grab a towel and step right up. The title of this next joint could be talking about fruit or candy, but you know I wouldn’t be giving them a writeup here at ThePornDude unless they were referencing something a whole hell of a lot sweeter. I’ve got to give them some love on the brand name here, because it’s fun and memorable, and once you see the full link, you’ll have a pretty good idea right away what kind of smut they’re peddling.

GetJuicy.ai is a naughty image maker promising “The juiciest AI porn you will generate.” That’s a pretty bold statement coming from a platform in one of the most popular and increasingly crowded niches on the adult internet, but their swiftly rising traffic suggests it ain’t a matter of sheer bullshit. I love gawking at naked ladies so much that I turned it into a career, so you know I wasn’t about to pass up a chance to bake up some custom nudes. Let me tell you all about it.

Getting Juicy with Get Juicy

I’ve been reviewing a seemingly endless array of AI-powered porn sites over the last year or so, and I’ve seen so many of the same layouts and generic presentations, day after day. This ain’t necessarily a bad thing, as every niche and adult website format has its basic, standard set of features. Premium video sites, free tubes and image-swapping forums all look kind of the same, and what we’re seeing here is the emergence of a futuristic new niche.

I mention this because GetJuicy’s tour page stands out a little better than most of the dedicated adult image generators out there. Perhaps it’s because they’re a newer platform in the niche, bringing things from the dark ages of 2023 into the technicolor world of 2024. I kid, but only a little; you’ve seen how fast this shit is developing, right? I’ve seen a lot of wild advances in the last year of AI smut evolution.

The visuals coming from these platforms were fapworthy a year ago, but for real, they’re even better now. GetJuicy.ai can do custom hentai, realistic “photos”, and even offers the promise of instant porn. It’s the same basic set of formats we’ve been seeing this whole time, but it’s all new and improved.

I’m especially impressed with the fake photos. They’re more detailed than earlier examples of the niche, each tiny little ingredient bumping up the lifelike feel. While the photorealism is more photorealistic than it was just months ago, they still carry a touch of that uncanny valley effect. I don’t see any extra fingers, but I know these pics are AI because they’re a little too perfect.

GetJuicy.ai offers a free trial, but they’re vague about what exactly it entails. As we’ll see in a minute here, well, it kind of sucks; sample images are blurred out and you’ll have a hard time jacking off to them. The good news is that GetJuicy.ai offers a non-tiered, token-based membership. Twelve bucks a month gets you 400 gems, good for about a hundred images. I think we’ll see more of these AI sites move to unlimited memberships in the near future, so just hold your horses if it still seems too pricey.

Testing the Limits of Get Juicy’s Free Trial

Even before I really stepped inside and started tinkering with the machinery, I noticed a couple familiar faces out on the GetJuicy tour page. They’ve got a pic of Marilyn Monroe riding a dick, and Gal Gadot’s looking sexy further down the page. As I made my way to the image generator to check out the free trial, I was greeted by models of Megan Fox, Margot Robbie, Halle Berry and Emma Watson to play with. GetJuicy will let you explore your celebrity fantasies, a contrast to platforms that explicitly ban you from making images of real people.

Being a more modern iteration of the AI nudie generator niche, Get Juicy takes a modern approach to the interface. There’s both a prompt and a menu of keywords to check off, so you get the best of both worlds. I tapped the Margot Robbie thumbnail, then made a few selections: Big Ass, Ahegao face, taking a Nude Mirror Selfie in the Bathroom. Then I typed a request for wedge sandals and wet hair in the prompt.

The pic was ready in under ten seconds, an impressive lap around the track, but here’s where I found out about the big-ass, unexpected catch. The babe is shapely and I can tell she’s got the big ass I’d asked for, but the pic is blurry like I’m gawking through frosted glass. If I want to unlock it, it’ll cost me 99 cents. So much for that free trial, huh?

Once I got my GetJuicy account set up, I went back to the Generate page to try my request again. I found a couple interesting things. For one thing, the generator inside the member’s area is different, without the celebrities or menu of keywords. The bigger bummer, though, was that images cost 4 tokens a pop. According to the pricing page, I should have been able to create low-res pics at just one credit a piece. That’s a pretty fucking big difference!

What Else Can This Machine Do?

Since I didn’t see the menu of celebs anymore, I just typed my full request into the prompt. “Margot Robbie taking a mirror selfie in the bathroom, big ass, ahegao face, wedge sandals, wet hair.” Then I hit the Generate button, spent 4 tokens instead of 1, and waited about ten seconds. The results were damn near instant, as was my erection.

Holy shit, my dudes. I’m not even bullshitting when I say this might be the hottest fake celebrity nude I’ve generated instantly with one of these AI machines. The realism I’d noticed out on the front page was on full display in this pic. There is some slight weirdness with the hand holding up her phone, which is some Apple or Samsung thing from outer space, but I’ll definitely be whacking off to the pic after I finish this review.

As impressed as I was by the instant deepfake, I figured my next request might be a little more difficult for Get Juicy’s robot brain. These AI platforms have been promising porn for nearly a year now, and if you’ve tried them out, you know how well they’re performed—or haven’t. I typed out a request for a “hot burnette, thick body, big tits, tattoos, blowjob”, then I held my breath as I waited.

I was hoping to say “GetJuicy nailed it in one,” but nah, I got a pic of a beautiful, realistic women sucking a disembodied dick she held in her hand. I ran the request again and got another dud, and then another. If you’ve got John Wayne Bobbit castration fantasies, you’d probably love these pics, but that ain’t my thing.

As with other AI porn generators, GetJuicy can technically do hardcore sex pics, but it’s going to require some trial and error. Artificial Intelligence is great at dreaming up naked ladies just standing around, but still struggles putting together action shots. This is another reason why I’m hoping sites like Get Juicy move away from the token-based subscription model, because experimentation can get expensive.

Even if they keep nickel and diming customers for every pic, I am confident their porn machine will continue to improve as the months roll on. The nudie pics this thing bangs out are already noticeably better than the output of similar platforms just last year. They’d be doing themselves a solid by getting rid of the blur on sample pics, because I think more people would sign up after seeing exactly what their AI is capable of.

GetJuicy.ai represents a beautiful evolution of the AI porn generator niche, offering up faster, higher quality output than earlier web apps offering the same thing. This thing excels at fake nudie photos and gorgeous, fapworthy hentai, can do celebrity deepfakes, and hardcore porn capabilities are on the way. I think we’re now living in the future, my horny friends.