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Hello and welcome to the world of Miss Banana. Yup, the name sounds like WTF, but I can tell you that this bitch looks fucking fantastic with a cock in her mouth and cum all over her face. I mean, she practically specializes in getting jizzed on. There's more to the chick than the weird name implies, and there are so many layers to her twitter.com/RealMissBanana profile that I need to write a full-ass review on it. To truly appreciate the hoe's Twitter account, you need to understand it first, and who's better for the role of the teacher than yours truly? Now, read on!

Dealing with her bio first

Miss Banana was fucking born in Sweden on the goddamn 21st of March, 1995. Just a month back, this cunt celebrated her 29th birthday, so happy belated fucking birthday, Banana! There ain't no better gift than a review from yours truly, the Dude, but hey, I ain't the type to give something just to stroke my own ego later. So, enjoy your goddamn present!

Miss Banana is a camchick, a motherfucking pornstar, and an adult model, and let me fucking tell you, knowing she's a camchick raises my goddamn expectations for her Twitter game. Webcam sluts better understand the importance of interaction way better than the others, and we're gonna see if Miss Banana puts that knowledge to fucking good use on twitter.com/RealMissBanana.

Another bio thing I found out about the hoe is that she popped her porn cherry somewhere in 2015, which means that she has nine years of experience in the biz. No juicy shit like fun facts and the list of Banana's hobbies, but I can live without that shit. Ok, so the lady behind twitter.com/RealMissBanana is a slutty, experienced pornstars and a camgirl, but let's see if she is good at tweeting. Continue reading!

10K posts and counting

Miss Banana jumped into the Twitter game just a year after diving into porn, and let me fucking tell you, that was a smart-ass move. The thing is that all porn, no matter how hot, needs to be pimped out on every damn platform possible, and Miss Banana ain't no ignorant motherfucker when it comes to that shit. Since 2016, she's been banging out tweets like there's no tomorrow, clocking in over 10K, damn near 11K by now.

Now, why the hell should you give a flying fuck about some random-ass number of tweets? Well, let me spell it out for your dumbass. See, 10K tweets might sound like a metric shit-ton of useless crap, but here's the goddamn truth - it shows just how fucking dedicated Miss Banana is to Twitter. I mean, it's not like you are gonna scroll down twitter.com/RealMissBanana to read the hoe's first tweet ever, and I fucking don't expect you to, but do the goddamn math, buddy. 10K tweets in 8 years cums down to over 100 tweets a goddamn month on average.

What's that mean for you? It means your lame-ass feed is gonna be blessed with a dose of Banana's juicy content every single goddamn day, at the very least. It also means Miss Banana gets your horny ass and knows exactly how damn crucial fresh content is for you. She's a goddamn Twitter genius, and that's why you should be following her on twitter.com/RealMissBanana.

A mega discount on Banana's OnlyFans subscription

It's about time you stop being a dumbass! Pornstars like Miss Banana plaster their OnlyFans shit all over Twitter, and it's because on Twitter, anything fucking goes. Pornstars know this, so they use their Twitter pages to pimp out their OnlyFans like it's the goddamn second coming. And you know what? It works like a charm.

Now, let's talk about the magic of it all. By following your favorite pornstars on Twitter, or in this case twitter.com/RealMissBanana, you're not just getting a non-stop feed of Banana's porn stuff. You get hints, promo codes, discounts, and announcements on sales. Once you start following twitter.com/RealMissBanana, you're damn sure to unlock access to her premium OnlyFans porn stash at a fraction of the usual fucking cost. How do I know? Well, right now, there's a sweet-ass 40% discount active on the chick's OnlyFans account.

Ok, by the time you find this review, this current discount might not be active anymore, but in any case, the point is for you to follow the chick and keep your eyes peeled on all the shit that she posts. Let's say you manage to catch that 40% discount. What would you get? Well, how about access to Miss Banana's exclusive OF videos for the price of only 6$ for a whole month? Just so you know, Miss Banana has uploaded over 1.8K videos to her OnlyFans profile, and that is way more content than some full-ass porn sites hold. It's a fucking treasure trove of porn stuff, and it's the kind of porn you can't find anywhere else on the web. Now, if that ain't a good enough reason to follow twitter.com/RealMissBanana, I don't know what fucking is. Moving on.

How much interaction can you really expect here

Alright, it's time for some brutal fucking honesty. You could shove glue down my throat and I'd still spit out the goddamn truth, so don't expect me to sugarcoat shit now! There are some things about twitter.com/RealMissBanana that grind my gears, but lucky for us, this balls-out review is about to shake things up. Let's face it, things could definitely use some improvement.

Here's the thing. Miss Banana's feed is mainly filled with nude selfies and teasers for her OnlyFans smut. Every now and then, she tosses out questions like "what do you think about my tits," but when people chime in, she's as silent as a fucking graveyard. Rarely does she bother to acknowledge her followers' comments or interact with them. It's a damn shame 'cause a little engagement could take her Twitter game to new heights, but for some fucking reason, Miss Banana keeps dropping the ball. Hey, Banana, if you're reading this (and I know you fucking are), start replying to comments. It might just give your follower count a nice juicy boost.

Right now, twitter.com/RealMissBanana has around 118K followers, and that's fucking a lot. Way more than I expected, that's for sure, and another thing I'm sure of is that this review is gonna help that number explode. The good side of it is that it is obvious that Miss Banana has enough firepower to attract horndogs to her twitter.com/RealMissBanana despite the fact that she doesn't interact with her followers, and the bad side is that among 118K followers, you are gonna have a hard time standing out. In simple English, I don't think you'll accomplish the mission of Miss Banana spotting your comment and replying to it, or getting a retweet from her. If you are into interacting with the chick, I suggest you focus on her OnlyFans.

Use twitter.com/RealMissBanana as a valuable source of dirty info

Twitter is free, you know? It works on all devices, and it's as simple as reading my reviews. You sit tight in a private spot, and knock yourself out, no strings attached. You don't have to pay for anything on Twitter, and the fact that it can be used behind a fake name and avatar adds another layer of freedom to it. Basically, you could follow twitter.com/RealMissBanana or any other chick you like, leave comments like "damn, that pussy is hot", and nobody will ever know. Unless they see you do it, of course, but that shit is on you.

As you can see, there's nothing to fucking lose. Twitter is free, and Miss Banana's content is not, so I suggest you combine the two. The outcome will be you getting a much better Twitter feed, and Banana's content at a fraction of the cost too. I have already said that right now, Banana offers a 40% discount on her OnlyFans shit, and if you miss that deal, I'm sure she'll post another one soon enough. While you are waiting for that shit to happen, you can enjoy twitter.com/RealMissBanana's nude selfies, naughty questions, and trailers where Banana usually swallows cum or plays with it. Good shit.

So, fuckers, I rest my fucking case. Following twitter.com/RealMissBanana is simple, it's free, and it's one of the things you could do to inject some much-needed spice into your Twitter feed. Banana is waiting for your ass.