Melissa Stratton Twitter

Hey, hey! Look who's creeping around twitter.com/kittybaby_cam? That's right, it's yours truly, and it seems like this little slice of the internet is under the reign of none other than Melissa Stratton! Now, I'll be honest, I don't have a goddamn clue who this broad is (names ain't my strong suit), but twitter.com/kittybaby_cam slid into my DMs this morning, and wouldn't you know it, I'm feeling pretty damn good. What a fucking day to be Melissa, am I right?! I gotta say, that last name would be a whole lot more badass if it were Strap-On, but hey, before I start spewing bullshit, let's dive into Melissa's bio first. I'll dig up the juiciest shit and share it with you, and then we'll get into all the cool shit Melissa's got going on over on Twitter. Stay tuned!

Who is Melissa and is her real name Melissa Stratton

I found out that Melissa has an official website on her own, and that means I’m half-embarrassed that I still can't remember the chick. The name doesn't ring any bells, but her tits might! I found Melissa's bio on Boobpedia and you know, that's always a good sign. According to the intel, she's an American model, a camgirl, a pornstar, and all that other shit we already know. I wasn't satisfied with that crap. Since her official website didn't have her bio in an obvious spot, I had to roll up my sleeves and dig deeper. You wouldn't believe the goddamn trouble I go through to write these seemingly simple reviews! I'm busting my ass for you, you ungrateful bastards!

I struck gold! Found an interview with Melissa from 2022, so that's like two fucking years ago. She was 32 at the time, so you do the goddamn math. In that interview, she spilled the beans that her tits are fake (no shit, Sherlock), and she lost her virginity at 18. Started webcamming during Covid, like most other bitches, and get this - her biggest turn-on is when a guy confesses to cumming too quickly because she's too fucking hot. Premature ejaculation ain't no biggie, folks, so wipe that sad face off you've been rocking for the past couple of years.

Now, since I'm bored as fuck reading through this review, let's cut to the chase: Melissa's shot porn for big names like Brazzers and Reality Kings, and you know what that means? You need to fucking focus on her Twitter. It's your ticket to getting one step closer to a real goddamn pornstar.

Let's see if there are some brains in that pretty skull of hers

Aha, she sometimes goes by the name of Kitty Baby! That's why Melissa Stratton wasn't ringing any bells! Ok, I'm just fucking with you, none of the bells are ringing, but my balls tell another tale. I fucking dig what Melissa does with her twitter.com/kittybaby_cam. She is proving to the world that she is more than a pretty face, and who's better to back her up on that noble mission than me? The Lord knows just how much I work to promote these bitches just to give them something back for the endless boners they have given to me and my fans, and when I see they understand the importance of regular updates, I want to shout their names from the rooftops! Melissa, I love what you are doing with twitter.com/kittybaby_cam!

Why all the hype? It's simple really. The info on twitter.com/kittybaby_cam says Joined June 2021, and that is three years ago, give or take. At the very top of the profile, it says 7.2K posts, and that's enough for me to draw a conclusion. You see, three years is 36 months, and if you divide 7.2K with that number you cum to the fact that Melissa tweets 200 times a month, on average. Of course, this is just an average statistic, but it reveals that Melissa knows just how horny her followers are, and she is all about making them happy. If you jump on this bandwagon, which is free by the way, you'll get to enjoy all the attention that the chick keeps giving to her followers.

Speaking of followers, right now twitter.com/kittybaby_cam has around 235K of them. Apply the same calculation as above, and you'll realize that, on average, this profile attracts over 6K new followers each month. Do you think that fuckers flock to this profile just because of her hot profile picture?! Unlike me, horndogs know the name of Melissa Stratton, and they are aware of all the hotness she is hiding underneath her lingerie. She is hot as hell, as soon enough, when this review sees the light of the day, the entire globe will know it, and soon enough, she'll have so many followers that her twitter.com/kittybaby_cam will burst at its seams. When that happens, know that I'm the one to blame. Moving on.

Melissa interacts with her followers

So, I've done my fair share of reviewing pornstars' Twitter accounts, and more often than not, I've seen those chicks doing nothing but posting trailers and promoting their shit. And hey, that's cool too, but let me tell you, twitter.com/kittybaby_cam is a whole different beast. Yeah, Melissa does drop a shitload of trailers and professional pics on her profile, but she goes the extra mile for her followers. You see, she's a camgirl, so she knows damn well the importance of interaction and attention.

Somewhere on twitter.com/kittybaby_cam, I stumbled upon Melissa's tweet saying, "What sports are we watching today?" She attached an erotic photo to go along with it and that kinda encouraged her fans to respond to the question. And you know what happened next? She fucking replied! She churned out replies like there's no tomorrow, and let me tell you, people like you, mere mortals, eat that shit up.

See, when a pornstar like Melissa takes the time to interact with her fans on a personal level, it makes them feel seen, appreciated, and fucking special. It's like getting a shout-out from your favorite celebrity, but way more intimate and arousing. Plus, it adds a whole new level of excitement and anticipation to following her profile. You never know when she might drop a reply or shoot you a flirty message, and that, my friend, is what makes twitter.com/kittybaby_cam worth hitting that follow button for.

You could grab a discount

Kitty Baby, Melissa, or whatever you decide to call her, is a professional slut. This chick shoots the kind of hardcore shit that's usually hidden behind a paywall, along with content for her official website. You know as well as I do that shit ain't cheap. Still, there's a way to get across those paywalls by paying less than others, and the key to that thing lies twitter.com/kittybaby_cam. Melissa's got a trick or two up her sleeve to help you save some goddamn bucks and sooner or later, she's gonna throw them your way.

Here's the deal. Melissa's Twitter account, twitter.com/kittybaby_cam, is the place to be for all the filthy discounts and special offers. She uses the profile to promote her stuff, so it's only natural that she sometimes gives the upper hand to her followers. If they are lucky and quick on the draw, they might get heads up about discounts, pre-sales, and even shit like behind-the-scenes and exclusive content. Don't get me started on twitter.com/kittybaby_cam holding private photos of Melissa that you won't be able to find anywhere else on the web. So, when she drops a discount code or announces a sale, you jump on that shit faster than a horny motherfucker in heat.

Twitter is free as fuck. It's simple as fuck too, and it can be rocked anonymously. Long story short, you could slap a fake name and a random avatar there and use it just like the rest of the people. Before I end this shit, I want you to know that once you join twitter.com/kittybaby_cam, you'll become a part of a whole community that loves Melissa, and over time, you followers are gonna end up following each other on Twitter. You will love that feeling, I promise you that.

This was fun

Twitter is cool in more ways than one. You could use it for mundane chat with fellow pricks, but at the same time, you could use it for something way more sinister than that. You could use it to follow twitter.com/kittybaby_cam, and that means getting a shitload of hot pics and videos for your feed. Due to the chick posting shit left and right all the time, you'll spice up your feed better than ever before! Then, there's the interactive factor. You shouldn't underestimate that shit. Also, if you get lucky, you might snag a discount or two on Melissa's hot content. So quit fucking around and hit that follow button already!