Beatrice Segreti

Beatrice Segreti "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. I can’t quite put my finger on what... but something is really strange about Beatrice Segreti. I'm getting a vibe. Seemingly, she’s a standard hottie with a standard body. Perfectly normal tits, slim build, all that jazz. But there’s something about her that doesn't sit right with me. It’s not in the way she rides cock, or in the way she flicks her bean. I’m picking up some odd vibes. Jesus. These young chicks I bang have taught me all kinds of new lingo. Now I’m thinking about picking up vibes and auras. It might be my dick telling me not to stick it in crazy.

Not that there’s anything specifically crazy about her. That is the kind of thing a woman doesn’t show. It is something a man has to sniff out. Before sniffing any butts, please, sniff the chick's vibes. You can usually see it in the eyes. I’m sure you’ve come across the term crazy eyes. The chick acts normal and shit, nothing out of the ordinary. But then two months later, all hell breaks loose. She trashes your place, keys your car, and pees on your dog. And these types of women are super problematic. Because that pussy so good. Crazy pussy is an experience every man should go through at least once. Crazy pussy fucks like Hiroshima is crashing in three hours.

But beware. Once you go crazy, you’re not coming back. Those bitches be witches. They put spells on you to trap your cock and breed themselves. They rub their pheromones all over you like cats. So, beware of Beatrice. I will go down her rabbit hole so you know the content. I know, how nice of me. I’m sure I’ll come out of it just fine. Hope she doesn’t enchant me or anything. Upon further inspection, she definitely has the crazy eyes. In one interview, she’s wearing a lace mask on her eyes. What’s the point when in her porn she shows her identity. I’m telling ya, that mask is concealing the crazy eyes. This is a conspiracy now. That pussy good though?

I’m Not Saying She’s Not Fuckable

I mean, of course, she’s one hot piece of Italian pepperoni. Literally, she’s built like a pepperoni. Very tall and lanky. Tan all over, Jan all over. She must live somewhere near the equator. Her legs are the color of fried sausages. I keep talking about food. Must be hungry. I’ll eat some titty milk cereal for dinner. I have my own personal woman in the fridge. I milk her every morning. Delicious stuff. Beatrice’s butthole is also delicious. Or so I’d like to imagine. I’ll taste it and get back to you in the upcoming video. Comment down below for story time. Because she is so tan, her asshole looks like chocolate. Something akin to caramel and hazelnut flavor. Yep, I’m definitely hungry now. I think my tongue would fit quite well right into the hole.

Her ass is tiny but cute. Like a little squishable toy. At least it’s shapely as fuck. She looks like she’s naturally slim and fit. Everything on her is tight. Like the wrapping around hotdogs. Her mouth looks like a cock docking station. Ground control to major Beatrice. Prepare for docking. I’m coming in, and bringing tons of white, sticky, smelly liquid with me. Be prepared. Did I say smelly? I meant to say smells like roses, rainbows and unicorns. I swear, I have good, sturdy cum for you. Very healthy and full of vitamins. I told you; I drink titty milk on the regular. Do you even know how healthy that shit is? It’s made to grow fucking tiny humans into big, greasy adults. It’s the elixir of life. Yeah. You heard it here first. Titty milk is the elixir of life. So, I’ll basically pump you full of life. Literally and figuratively. Thanks, Beatrice for listening to my Ted Talk. I hope I’ve convinced you enough to let me dock my cock in your mouth.

Tiny Titties

Beatrice, come on now. Grow out them titties. This way, I can’t milk her much. What use will she be for me? Sigh… I’ll just keep the chick I’ve already got in the fridge. I’m getting really bored of her. Every time I go and get a snack, she nags me. She keeps asking me to let her out of there and be free. What a fucking weirdo. Imagine being in my fridge, you get free food and the ultimate snack, me. Beatrice’s tits aren’t exactly too snackable. They are only somewhat suckable. So, let’s not get things confused. Tits can be a lot of things, but a pair is rarely perfect on all accounts. That just makes me think of MollyFlwers. No shade to Beatrice or anything, but Molly stole my heart-shaped cock recently. You can’t just expect me to get over her willy-nilly. So there, Molly, have a shout-out. Go check her out, and beware because you’ll die of thirst and hunger for that body.

Excuse me Beatrice for taking the light off you for a moment. I only have one cock and it has a crush. Not my fault, he has a life of his own. I like the tattoo by the way. She has an artsy fartsy tattoo underneath her tits. I’m sure you’ve seen them here and there. Like jewelry hanging underneath the tits. I’ve always thought that shit looks very pretty on a woman. Not so sure how it would look on a man. Haven’t seen one yet. Just imagine man tits, hairy nipples, and a dainty artsy tattoo underneath. I’d like to see that.

Hello, devoted fans. Get this tattoo so I can see it and laugh. Thank you. Also, for the women. If you have this tattoo, my DMs are open and I’m expecting photo evidence. Of course, I only want to inspect the line work and quality of the tattoo. I care about you, you know. Beatrice’s tattoo is top-notch. It even gives off the illusion of bigger tits. It’s all about the shading and framing of the tit. The glass is half full, of course. Because she has dank nipples. I’m so happy when I see pretty nipples. Nipples are a spectrum and go from absolute horror to absolute perfection. Like the ones on Molly… Every time I review a chick, it’s like opening up a present. I have no idea what’s inside that bra, but I can’t wait to find out. Sometimes I want to throw the gift in the trash and sometimes I want to eat it. Put it in my mouth. Munch munch crunch it.

ZzzZ ZzzZ…

I’m booooored. Give me the fucking pussy bruh. All her videos are the same old same old trap again. It’s not like she fucks bad. That’s not the issue. It’s that she’s smart with her marketing. She does it right and only shows us a minute of fucking. And her videos? Oh, I don’t know… Fucking fifteen minutes long. It’s not even all foreplay. There are lots of other scenes here and there. A whole movie, a whole story. It’s like the Japanese porn. There’s a whole plot and everything.

I mean, sure, she rakes in the big bucks like this. At the end of every video, the cock slips in her pussy, slips out and it’s the end. Then you’re met with her OnlyFans info. I’m not paying for that shit. Or maybe I am, my cock has not decided yet. You don’t give me enough content to make it an easy decision, Beatrice. Show me the pussy and I will give you the money. At least she does a good job of being seductive. In one video, she’s wearing a schoolgirl outfit. Skater skirt, thigh highs, and glasses. That’s the fucking dream right there.

Titty improvements

Okay, now I got to see her titties live. I mean in a video. Moving and bouncing all about. I’ve slightly altered how I feel about them. I gotta say, they’re pretty hot for the size that they are. Hey, never forget, all titty is good titty. It’s still a titty. There is nothing more magical in the world. Except for pussy? I can never decide which one is my favorite. I salivate to both equally. And don’t even get me started on ass. Actually, ass ranks number two in my book of favorites.

Did I forget to mention she has wacky hair? Yeah, quite exotic-looking. It’s curly and upright. Cute. I'm watching her suck cock at the moment. She’s staring right at me, I swear. Beatrice is definitely much hotter in action. There are chicks who look awesome on Instagram and dreadful when they’re fucking. And vice versa. It’s rare that a chick is top diggidy dog at both. So, I don’t blame her. When you go down the Beatrice rabbit hole and are ready to stroke your peen, just go straight to the porn. I suggest you watch her sucking cock, like immediately. The crazy eyes are gone, she’s more relaxed and happier. Truly, born to suck cock. I’m proud of her.