Charming Milana

Charming Milana "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. Bah. Where do I even start? First of all, she's so fuckable I'm audibly exhaling. Second of all, Milana, lemme smash. I haven't even seen her tits naked yet. They look so good when she's got cleavage showing. And you know, that's what we like. These are tips and tricks for all the ladies out there who love showing off their tits. The less cloth, the better. But keep in mind, men like a little mystery. I've been in that scenario many times. A chick I'm with is trying to be all sexy and make me hard. I mean, I already got a stiffy 99% of the time, so the mission is almost pointless. Nevertheless, she does some Ahegao face and shows me her tits. And then all the magic is over. I like the hard-to-get shit. It's not my fault, it's the way I'm built. At least when the titty is out, I can go ahead and suck it. But come on, I want some fucking foreplay. Don't just shove tits in my face. Keep the cleavage, it's a great tease.

Milana does this shit right. She knows our fucking secrets. And these tits... They're incomprehensibly delicious looking. Milky as fuck. Very nice color and shape. I wish I could just plop many pictures into my reviews, because you gotta see this shit, like pronto. And the shit she decides to wear, it's killing me softy. She knows how to do outfits for the male gaze right. So many chicks get in clothes that they think are for the male eye. But they miss the mark completely. It's now sundress season. Sundresses are the creme de la creme of deliciously fuckable. And Milana wears them well. Cute ones too. Not those hippie ones with weird ass trippy patterns. When I see those I just think the woman doesn't shower and lives in the woods with monkeys. In the pictures I'm salivating over right now, Milana is wearing a skin-tight dress. White, breezy with hearts on it. And the cherry on top is, one of her straps has fallen onto her arm. The epitome of a woman I want to bang.

My Fucking God These Breasts

Okay, it's screaming time again. I need to express my raging boner in one way or another. But jacking it right now would be pointless. I already did that ten minutes ago. I have to wait and get cum back into my balls to jizz for Milana. And yes, if you didn't know, cum is stored in the balls. As well as pee. Kids these days get all the wrong information. Sigh. Back to the glorious mommy milkers. The fucking shape of them is Godlike. If Milana was a character in League of Legends, you'd hear "godlike" on repeat. All the players would gather around her. The game would become pointless. No one would actually be playing it.

It's strange how she has a figure woven by angels themselves. It's as if she was custom built by a horny teenager. It seems to me that she picked and chose her bits and parts. No one can be this hot by nature. How could nature make that? Seriously. Her waist is the size of two croissants and one bagel. Hips, childbearing. Tits, end me now. I want to die after seeing those tits. Either by the prospect that I won't get to fondle them, or because I don't want to see anything anymore. Yesterday, I saw a sunset setting over the mountains. I know right, one of the prettiest things to see in life. But fuck the sun. Fuck mountains and fuck touching grass. I want to fuck Milena. I don't give a shit about anything else right now. Except for putting my cock in between those tits, which is technically not fucking her. If I was forced to choose between having those tits in my hands or fucking her for 10 hours, I'd choose the tits.

She Even Has Personality

I can babble on about how men don't care about personality. At least the men that fuck a lot. I get, I get it, I fuck a lot too. But the chick has to like, speak before I get to plow. So it's preferable that she has a brain. Something to entertain me with while we sip our rum and coke and pretend that we're not banging in 2 hours. Milana has posts in nature in shit. A lot of porn stars don't give a crap about showing anything but their holes. Their Instas are plastered with tits galore. I mean, that's what I want to see, tits and ass. I didn't come for nature content. But I like the fact that she is a real human and not a sex doll. I have enough sex dolls already. I keep them in the basement along with my sex slaves. For legal reasons, that was a joke. A lot of chicks have that kink you know? They love to have a master that feeds them cock when they deserve it. I feed them even if they don't. Have to blow my loads somewhere you know? I'm not gonna waste it and cum in socks all day.

I have not yet mentioned the face of this woman. She is so hot. Especially when she sticks her tongue out. She's not the type of girl that sticks it out in a cringe way. Like the aforementioned Ahegao face. I blame Belle Delphine for this. No one actually finds that shit hot. It's such an unnatural expression of pleasure. Belle has brainwashed women into thinking it's hot and now everyone does it. Quit it with that bullshit. Give me a tongue I can slide my cock on and stop crossing your eyes. There was this rumor that if you cross your eyes and someone hits you behind the head, they stay like that. You wouldn't like that to happen, would you? Cease being idiots, people. Learn from Milana. Make her your role model.

Ass For Days

I want my hands firmly on it. I am never letting go. This is your warning, Milana. If I get access to that hot caboose, I'm staying there. Sometimes I'll slip my cock in, sure. But the main objective is to caress, forever. I need to find out what the strongest glue is. Eventually, I'll get tired so it's better to just be permanently stuck on it. Drop your glue recommendations in my DMs. How does she even dare to wear the hottest lingerie I've seen since 1969? Simple, small, laced, black thongs. It frames her ass in such a way that it looks irresistible.

The rest of her is no joke either. I wasn't lying when I said she's built like masturbator's dream. I think she thrives mostly in black and red lingerie. Milana, wear that, only and forever. You don't need anything else on top. I don't think anybody's gonna mind if you walk around in public like that. The paparazzi will come, and you'll get super famous. See, I'm helping. It's all about advertising. And you are the advertisement itself. Those things, yum. Delicious. Scrumdiddlyyumptios. They could easily give me a thigh job. I know right? Who even wants a thigh job? But with Milana, that's like the second job you want. The first one is a titty job of course. I can't get those titties out of my mind. My neurons are firing at twice the speed after seeing those tits. That's how I feel after looking at those tits. The world is suddenly a bright happy place. Thank you, Milana for your service. If they start to drag down, I'll pay for your boob lift. If that's even a thing. If it's not I'm inventing it.

Only Solo Content

I'm a little sad right now. She only does solo content. I really wanted to see her get fucked. That would be the hottest thing since her tits were first formed. Imagine if she had content with other chicks. That's the fucking dream. Now I have to jack it to my own imagination. Milana, give sauce, please. I need to see you getting dicked. Don't worry, we'll record our session. It'll be for my eyes only. I don't feel like sharing the piece of art we'd make. My toy, I play with it myself. Or I'll just play with myself and then cry myself to sleep.

At this point, I don't care too much about the solo content. The beauty in this chick is in the photos she makes. They're perfect for posters in rooms of horny teens. Which I am not. At least not a teen. Horny for Milana, yes with a piece of apple pie, cream, and cherry on top. I'd plaster that shit everywhere. Her porn is mainly masturbation sessions. I did complain about it, doesn't mean it's not hot as fuck. Just not my general preference. I think a lot of you jizz to this hard. Solo content can get stale because it's the same thing over and over again. But with that body, not a chance. She chooses her outfits well and knows how to make you harder than you've ever been in your life.