Liz Jordan Twitter

Who would have said - the chick behind twitter.com/notlizjordan IS Liz Jordan! She's just yanking my goddamn chain, making me second-guess myself, wondering if she's the same chick I'm supposed to be reviewing. Yeah, her bio mentions small tits, and sure as hell, her selfies on twitter.com/notlizjordan match up. Consider this small-tits talk my dirty revenge for her fucking with my head like this!

Hey, let's get one thing straight! There ain't nothing wrong with Liz's tiny tits standing all perky and hot, and if you've got any brain cells left, you'll know that this review is the ultimate fucking compliment. I mean, how many pornstars out there can say that their Twitter account got a nod from the infamous Porn Dude?! So, let's dive into this shit.

Liz started doing porn in 2020

Let's see who is NOT Liz Jordan! Most certainly, she is not the kind of chick who would rock fake tits. Then, she is not the kind of slut who waited to turn 30 to start shooting porn. She had enough confidence to set sail to the smutty waters at the age of 19, and she is not the one who would quit shortly after starting. Liz has embraced the hardcore reality and has been living in it for around four years. Also, she is definitely NOT one of those prude chicks who bang in missionary only. Hell nah, this bitch does it all - she sucks cocks, gets down in gangbangs, and licks pussies with the same goddamn gusto! Now that's what I call a real fucking pornstar!

The slut behind twitter.com/notlizjordan was born in 2001, in the USA, and she rocks one of those real slim bodies with all the right junk in all the right places. One would expect such a young and petite hoe to fit into the role of submissive chicks, and she does, but you know, she is one of those bitches that stare right into your eyes while you are slapping her ass and calling her a dirty hoe. There's the sass element to her, and the xxx industry has recognized that fuck talent.

For now, Liz J proudly flaunts the achievement for CherryPimps Cherry of the month, and Nubiles flavor of the month. Her bio states that she was featured in over 170 covers, 50+ galleries and over 120 porn videos. The bitch doesn't fucking sleep on her work, that's for damn sure! Moving on.

Shifting the focus to twitter.com/notlizjordan

Now, Twitter. That platform and porn? They go together like dicks and pussies, if you catch my drift. Pornstars use Twitter for all sorts of dirty purposes, and let me tell you, there are plenty of motherfucking benefits for you. If you're a true porn aficionado, you better damn well think about following a bunch of sluts on Twitter. Not only will it spice up your goddamn boring online presence, but it'll also open up a whole damn world of opportunities that could save you some serious cash while diving balls deep into paid content. I know, I know, it all sounds like a bunch of bullshit right now, but this review is gonna open your goddamn eyes wider than a whore's legs.

Twitter.com/notlizjordan was launched two years ago, roughly speaking, and during that time, Liz has tweeted over 4K times. Now stop and think about it - how many times does a person need to tweet per month to reach the number 4K for a period of two years. I'm gonna help you with that. Over 160 times a month, motherfucker! That's just how much time and effort Liz J invests in her twitter.com/notlizjordan and that's not because she doesn't have anything better to do with her life. It's because she understands how this wicked world works! After you are done reading this review, you're gonna know too!

TPD scrolling down twitter.com/notlizjordan

The newest tweet is a selfie with the focus on the tits. 2.4K likes on that one! The next one goes on and on about Liz having a bad experience with some motherfucker on another platform, and that's not very interesting for this review but it does reveal a couple of things about Liz's Twitter habits. As you can see, Liz doesn't only use twitter.com/notlizjordan for promotional purposes. She is half a pornstar, half a regular chick who simply uses social media to share stuff from her personal life, and even though that shit sounds like a natural thing, it's actually a phenomenon that lights a serious fire in the groins of her horny fans! Let me explain!

Fans of pornstars eat that shit up because it makes them feel like they're getting one step closer to their favorite star. It's like a goddamn virtual intimacy, proving to them that they're nothing but extra horny humans who love interacting with other horny motherfuckers online. It's like porn but with a side of personal touch, and let me tell you, it's a goddamn turn-on for them dirty bastards!

Now, here's another goddamn thing you need to fucking know. While I was scrolling down twitter.com/notlizjordan, I stumbled upon a tweet where Liz posts a full-nude selfie, asking people if they like her tanlines. I mean, can you see how fucking invested I am in this shit?! I'm turning over every goddamn stone to come to conclusions to benefit your sorry ass, and what do you do for me, huh?! At least Liz J is hot enough to give me boners! Anyways, this is the tweet where I expected Liz to really fucking engage with her followers, or at least like their goddamn comments (and there's a shitload of them), but nah, she kept her mouth shut. So, don't go getting your hopes up about ever having a proper fucking conversation with Liz J on twitter.com/notlizjordan. It just ain't goddamn happening.

Twitter is great for all dirty purposes

Let me break it down for you why following your favorite pornstar on Twitter is a goddamn genius move. First off, it's free as fuck to join Twitter and start following people. You don't gotta cough up a single goddamn penny. And once you're in, the possibilities are endless.

So, what are the benefits, you ask? Well, for starters, you get a front-row seat to all the juicy behind-the-scenes shit. It's all there - steamy selfies, links to exclusive content, and it's all happening in front of your horny eyes. Your favorite pornstar is dishing it out right on your goddamn timeline and all you have to do is enjoy the damn spectacle. And let's not forget about the interaction - you can shoot them a tweet, slide into their DMs, or even engage in some steamy back-and-forth banter if you're lucky.

Twitter offers a bunch of goddamn options to enhance your stalking experience. You can turn on notifications to make sure you never miss a single titillating tweet, create lists to organize your favorite pornstars into categories, and even mute or block annoying assholes who try to ruin your fun. Plus, Twitter can be used anonymously, meaning that you can spend an eternity on this platform and never reveal your true identity. Just respect the boundaries, ok, and don't use that anonymity cloak to offend people. Liz J deserves your goddamn respect.

200K followers at the time of this review

Alright, let me sum this shit up in a way that'll make you wanna whip out your dick and hit that fucking follow button faster than Liz J riding a big cock. Following your favorite pornstar on Twitter is like injecting a shot of pure fucking adrenaline straight into your nuts! It's thrilling, it's goddamn exhilarating, and it's so fucking addictive you won't know what hit you.

By following this goddamn account, you get access to Liz’s exclusive content, and I mean her sexy-ass selfies, behind-the-scenes footage, clips, trailers and all that jazz. And they say that Twitter is nothing but a haters hub! If you find the right profile, you could interact with your favorite pornstar on a personal level - shoot her a dirty tweet, slide into her DMs, or engage in some spicy banter if you're feeling horny as hell.

Right now, twitter.com/notlizjordan has around 200K followers, all drawn in by Liz J's daily tweets, and let me tell you, having an active pornstar on Twitter takes the whole fucking experience to a whole new level. It's like having a backstage pass to the hottest fucking show in town, and those 200K followers? They're proof that this shit is lit! So, if you wanna spice up your timeline, get closer to your favorite smut stars, and experience the thrill of the adult industry like never fucking before, then following Liz J on Twitter is the goddamn move. Don't miss out on the action!