What a blast from the past! The great Cytherea. Why am I reviewing this old ass auntie-ass looking middle aged woman with average looks and a plain face? How dare you!? That’s the squirt queen you’re talking about. Cytherea has been projectile orgasming since before I was in business. That was a long fucking time ago, my guy. I’ve been around for a while, but this chick, she’s been defining genres. Nowadays, we have entire squirting sections on porn sites. Back in the day, we had Cytherea and we loved her for it. This chick didn’t invent squirting, but for millions of dudes she might as well have – she was our induction into the theory of pussy explosion.
I don’t know if you guys remember the 90s, but back then squirting was kind of a myth. We all knew it was a real thing that actually happens sometimes, but few of us had actually witnessed it. I had, but I’ve seen everything. In common culture, especially in cinema, squirting was something of a college dream. All the frat brothers were bitching about whether or not this shit really happens and which one of them has actually seen it in real life. It was a mess. Cytherea put them all to silence with a fuckton of porn movies that all revolved around her blowing a messy load, one way or the other. Sure, she did all kinds of smut in-between, with girls, boys groups, solos, pairs and all kinds of other combinations of lovely people who were all paid good money to get Cytherea to blow a huge load. Those truly were the days of our lives. We knew how to have fun in the 90s.
Squirting Was Rare Once
Nowadays, chicks like Cytherea are a dime a dozen. Squirting is less of a myth and more of a sport. Everyone squirts, sooner or later. I’ve seen amateur porn videos of chicks in the comfort of their own home, squirting on their fucking carpets. Very unsanitary, but more power to them – they make me blow my load and I appreciate them. Cytherea is a star from a bygone era when talents like these were rare and the pornstars who could pull off a proper projectile orgasm were in high demand. More than that, she was a proper legend and an entertaining pornstar. She didn’t just sit there and wait for the orgasm to come, she worked hard.
I’ve seen hundreds of Cytherea videos by now and all of them were satisfying as fuck. She’s the kind of legendary babe who doesn’t get out of bed to get dicked by just about anyone. She works with the pros. In her more recent videos, I saw that she actually got fucked by Johnny Sins. Lucky Johnny. I was going to make a joke about cradle robbing here, in thinking that Johhny Sins is two decades younger than this babe, but I’m out of the loop apparently – he’s way older. Dude’s 45. Don’t blame me for this mistake, the dude looks like he’s in his 20s. Sure, I could see him getting away with 30, but 45? Get the fuck out of here. He doesn’t look 45. But, back to Cytherea.
A Classical Porn Princess
This beautiful vixen might be getting on in years, but there’s little evidence of that on her body. She still looks like a drop dead gorgeous young pornstar with all the bells and whistles that come with being in your early 20s. Yes, you can kind of tell she’s middle-aged now, but that’s mostly all in the wisdom of her eyes. You can tell she’s sucking cock with maturity and elegance. Plus, her face is starting to show signs of aging, but in a good way. Her body is still popping, yo. I’d fuck Cytherea over any random 20-year-old that’s giving it away nowadays. Quality over age, my man. If she’s an expert on female projectile orgasms, can you imagine what she can do for my dick? I’m sure she knows a trick or two that I haven’t tired yet.
Having over two decades of smut is not a milestone that every pornstar can boast about. Cytherea is in the top 1% and she’s damn appreciated for it. Her smut varies in certain vibes, from the old videos to the shit she’s made recently, mostly because of the 90s and early 2000s effect. Porn was different back then. It had a certain cringe vibe to it, even when it was properly amazing. I don’t personally have a huge preference between the way we do porn today and the way we used to frame it back in the old days. Luckily, with Cytherea, you get hundreds of original videos regardless of which porn era you’re looking to revive.
So Much Smut Out There
A lot of the smut she’s done is already freely available everywhere on the internet, like on free porn tubes and the like, since it’s so old that studios don’t even bother trying to bank on it. However, if you trace the original videos to their source, you might be able to find a higher quality recording. I don’t think there’s a single place where you can get all Cytherea videos at once. She’s not a studio. Still, it’s easy as hell to find fucktons of her content out there without breaking a sweat. Hell, just look up her name. It’s all you need.
I checked out various combinations of Cytherea’s name with sexual acts like oral, anal, lesbian, and so forth and I found a ton of results for everything. The squirting is implied, pretty much every single time. It’s her signature move. So, if you’re watching an anal penetration video that features her, you get cock in the ass, with a guarantee of some squirting towards the end of the action. This is exactly the kind of smut I’d like to see. Just imagine: your favorite pornstar and her favorite go-to, guaranteed in every video and everything else is just … an added bonus. Can you imagine watching an anal sex video in which the anal is just an afterthought? That’s incredible shit. All thanks to Cytherea.
I Love Her Body
On her own, she’s just a wonderful female specimen. Her body is popping and her skills are undeniable. She also has a notably tight pussy. I mean, from what I can see in the videos. Her pussy is tiny as hell. Ironic, considering how much pussy juice it’s provided the world. Her tits are also really memorable. They’re a decent 8 out of 10, with some mild room for improvement, but still hotter than any tits you might have seen in real life. They’re fantastic. Her nipples are impossible to miss, with a very memorable dark tinge and small round proportions. Round areolas with a small surface area. Perfect for suckling.
Cytherea is a walking sex party, plain and simple. This babe was made for porn and she’s been proving that she’s the best at what she does for longer than some of you have been alive. Imagine that – an entire lifetime of explosive pussy loads. She loves it and she’s clearly proud of it. Just look at how many adult film awards she’s copped. This chick is out for serious accolades and she’s killing it.
You Will Love Her Too
I can’t recommend Cytherea enough. If you like your white girls bony, with near perfect breasts and a deep passion for pussy explosions, it doesn’t get any better than this. A lot of newcomers to the scene are competing, trying to upstage her with the size of their pussy loads, but it’s no easy feat. How do you upstage two decades worth of squirting? Not in one video, that’s for sure.
As for the actual squirting itself and whether it’s real or it’s just masked pissing… who cares? I don’t mind if a chick pisses all-over my balls while I’m destroying her asshole with my cock. If it means that she’s having an explosive time, more power to her. Cum on me again, baby. You have my blessing. I’d love to get to bang Cytherea someday, even if she’s in her 50s. I won’t judge. She’s a legend of smut and I am a legend of smut review. We need to get together so I can do a deep dive on her holes, then outline it all right here for you boys.
