Aurora Snow Twitter

What’s up, you fine fucking pervert! I bet you’re wondering if some of the OG porn babes are still at it! Well, some are! But not the one we’re talking about today! That’s right, my friend… After who knows how many posts about new pornstars, ex pornstars, and pornstars flirting with the idea of retirement, (but still advertise their OnlyFans account) we’re going to be looking through the Twitter account of a pornstar who really did the game.

I’m serious! Done. Nothing. Not even an OnlyFans. Not even some sexy pics on Instagram. Not even a cheeky bikini shot! But before we go into that… Let’s get on the level for a sec. How are you? Seriously… I talk about a lot of porn… Like A LOT of it. I’m sure you can tell that I’m pretty into it. I might spend most of my waking hours trying to find the most fun and interesting things about porn, but that doesn’t mean you have to.

Hey… I’ve jerked off to so much porn, I’ve made it my life mission to uncover every crevice of every corner of the porn game. From mainstream to alternative to illustrations to Artificial Intelligence. So, I’m not exactly gonna start fucking preaching to you! Just make sure to take breaks alright?! I don’t want you complaining to me about having rug burns on your cock. Take some time off! Drink some water! Try to get a girl to fuck you! Who knows, maybe she’ll be into the same weird shit you’re into! You’d be surprised how many girls are!

Anyway, to the feature of today! We’re going to be following the Twitter activity of an ex-porn legend! None other than Aurora Snow! You know, a lot of girls like to say that they’ve retired from porn. They’ll be done for maybe a year or two. But it doesn’t take long until most of them are either opening an OnlyFans or straight up getting back in the game. And who can blame them?! Unless you’ve forgotten, they get to fuck for money! Haha! That never stopped being awesome!

But Aurora Snow is a little different. She’s really done. I mean really done. I tried searching for an OnlyFans, a Fansly, a Fancentro account… Trust me, if it was there, I’d have found it! So, what is Aurora doing nowadays if nothing porn-related? Well, she works as a columnist for the digital publication The Daily Beast. Yup! She went and got herself an official job! Not like there’s anything unofficial about porn… Believe it or not, there’s a hell of a lot of paperwork in porn! It’s no joke!

Aurora started her porn career when she was 18 years old… Years later, she would say goodbye to the adult video life and go into the mainstream. And it’s not like a Bree Olson situation where everyone knows she did porn and she uses that as her selling point. Aurora has genuinely entered into the mainstream medium! She appeared in the movie Superbad and even an episode of 1000 Ways to Die. She’s even made appearances on public discussion platforms like The Young Turks.

Aurora has remained an advocate of pornography as a career choice. (Hell yeah! We’re on the same page! Haha!) She’s even been critical of the ways pornstars are treated inside and outside of the studio. She’s talked about the professional sex life in fancy places like Harvard Law School. I bet they never thought they’d be speaking to someone who used to fuck for money! Haha!

That’s not all! Aurora is also partly responsible for pornstars having to legally wear condoms in most porn shoots! (Hey, you wouldn’t want your favorite pornstar out of commission because she hopped on the wrong cock without testing, would you? You owe her a thank you!) Nowadays, you can keep up with her on Twitter where she shares her daily life, random thoughts, and event announcements! That’s right! Still no porn! Fucking nothing! Haha! She’s completely reformed. If she’s still a slut, it’s definitely behind closed doors.

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If you take a look at the banner on Aurora’s profile, you might get a little excited. It features a collage of pictures featuring her. In the middle is a shot of her bending down next to a red and white rose with no bra on. That’s about as close to anything explicit you’ll be seeing from her any time soon, my friend! If you wanna see Aurora Olson in all of her glory, you’re gonna have to get off to her old content!

There is nothing else on her profile that indicates her past life as a porno legend! She currently has just over half a million followers. That’s more than most active pornstars on Twitter! And I’d like to take a guess as to just who makes up that following. I’m thinking about 40% of those followers are guys praying and wishing that she gets back in the game. The other 40% are people who read and respect her published articles. And the last 20% are people from her speaking events that heard she used to be a pornstar!

In her bio, you’ll find a few words on what she does. You can look all you want, but there are two links there: One the The Daily Beast’s website and one to The Daily Beast's Twitter page. She also disclosed her email in her bio… So, feel free to ask her if she’s getting back in the game anytime soon. Man… she’d break the fucking internet if she did, wouldn’t she?

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Just to hammer this point home… You’ll find absolutely no porn content on Aurora’s Twitter page, haha! Her latest post features her holding a teddy bear, and talking about how much it helps her while writing her book. She’s wearing a black T-shirt that covers her ENTIRE chest! Like I said… This lady is truly reformed! She does mention this @bLaCkBrAdPiT a lot though…

I assumed it was her boyfriend at first… Now I’m guessing he’s just… a friend?! Oh brother… We all know how that story ends. Sure, she may be posting you in her pics now and calling you “bestie”, but trust me… That’s a road that leads to fucking nowhere.

Anyway, Aurora is pretty active on her Twitter. You won’t find her posting every day. It’s more like once every few days. She doesn’t have much of an audience since most people are probably waiting in the wings until they get the chance to see some pussy! Kinda like her “bestie”!

While she may not post as often as every day, she still engages with her followers. As long as it’s on topic! If you’re commenting on one of her videos about how much she made you cum back in 2005, she’ll probably block you! I mean, her DMs are open… Why not give it a shot?! Maybe she has a secret OnlyFans she tells no one about. Make sure you let me know if she does! Haha!

I saw one of her posts on Valentine's Day. It read, “Happy Valentines aka Singles Awareness Day. It's historically been one of my least favorite holidays *but* thanks to friends, family & pets I've seen the light.” Yeah… There’s a good chance that she’s somehow STILL single… At 42! With a “male bestie”! Imagine getting all the cock you could ever ask for, winning awards for being that good at sex, getting a well-respected job, and somehow still being single in your 40s.

I mean, that’s pretty fucking tough! I know a bunch of dudes who would jump at the opportunity to have that in their life!

What I Liked

You might not find much porn there, but Aurora is still pretty engaging with her followers. If you’d like to follow Aurora just for the sake of keeping up with your favorite ex-pornstar, there’s a chance it might pay off! As long as her past is off the table, you’ll get the chance to interact with her yourself. Hey… Maybe you’ll become her next “bestie”, haha!

What I Didn’t Like

Well, what I didn’t like is pretty much the same as what you’re not gonna like. There isn’t even a hint to a personal platform where she stores a collection of bikini photos. If you want to enjoy that body, you’re gonna have to search her past clips. Her slutty side is reserved exclusively for “behind the doors”. Maybe her “bestie” is seeing some of that action! Let’s pray that he is!

Tips From ThePornDude

I don’t have any suggestions here. Aurora is living a completely different life. We’ve lost a porn legend. I can only wish her the best in her new life… In fact, my tip is for you… Unless you wanna follow your old porn fav, I wouldn’t waste my time waiting for a comeback from her.

Conclusion

If you came looking for updates of semi-nude photos from Aurora Snow, you’re in the wrong fucking place, my friend! You’ll find nothing but shower thoughts and pictures of one of her many cats! Haha! Feel free to let her know how much you enjoyed her old content though!