Jayden Michele Twitter

You know her. Even if you think you don’t know her, you know her. You’ve seen her. Even if you watched someone else’s pussy get pounded, Jayden was there, right next to the video, in an animated ad. The camera loves her and marketing experts love her too. They pick her for promotional shots all the time. Or, I should say, they used to pick her. She’s moved on to greener pastures, but don’t worry – she still flashes her tits and pussy on camera all the fucking time. Let’s not forget the most important aspect of this review, though – I’m looking at the damn Twitter account.  There’s that, and a bunch of other info on Jayden that I need to cover. I’ll make a quick pit stop somewhere in the middle to talk about her tits, don’t worry.

Born in California, USA, Jayden Michele is a talented and prolific cock sucking cum goblin with a body that won’t quit and a personality that your mother would love. She’s confident, funny, interesting and has a killer smile. Oh and she doesn’t mind taking monster cocks in her ass. That’s a real pro, in my book. She’s an all around perfect pornstar. I said that you have to know her and I stand by that. Even if she’s far from your favorite or whatever, this chick has been a significant part of the western porn industry since the very first day she took a cock on camera. Today, she’s… kind of … retired. Look, she still spends most of her time naked in front of a camera and there are some sexy recent developments, but if you expect to see her in an upcoming Brazzers video, give it up. It’s probably never going to happen.

Smashing the Porn Scene

It was a dark and stormy night. I remember it like it was yesterday. I had my cock in my hand and I was checking out new porn releases. And then, she came into my life. Out of nowhere, Jayden Jones frolicked into my life and I got rock hard. She was just as hot then as she is now. She was young, but not too young. She also had really curly hair. It looked kind of dumb, but I was too busy staring at her tits to care.

This happened back in 2006. That was a long fucking time ago. She was 20, which nowadays is what we call an old pornstar. She had giant, round fake breasts and no concept of too much sex. She could take just about anything. Hell, her first cock was a black python. She didn’t complain. She killed it. For what it’s worth, she also has blue eyes, which is really cool and attractive, but you can barely make out that detail in old videos. Jesus Christ, how the fuck did we use to fap in 360p? Anyways, why am I telling you all this? Well, because she got her implants removed last year, before giving birth to a child and turning into a proper house mommy. That said, she still gets kinky, in other ways.

Twitter and Today

All right, so, she quit and she had a kid. The quitting very much meant that she would not be taking cock on camera any time soon, or possibly ever. It makes sense. I doubt she’d want her kid to be able to look her up on the internet and see her gaped asshole. How do pornstars even raise children? Do they just keep them away from the internet indefinitely? I’m getting sidetracked. Look, it’s not my fault. She has this info on her damn Twitter. Oh sure, she occasionally posts some images of herself, but it’s all clothed. Prim, proper and kind of prude. She went from being an anal sex queen to being a stern mommy. On the one hand, I’m very happy for her, on the other, I miss her tits. I don’t even think I’ve seen her tits after the implants were removed.

Anyways, Jayden’s Twitter is loaded with posts that pretty much just share her opinions. You can tell that she’s running the damn place herself and I love her for it. I get really triggered when I visit a social media account of a person I admire and I see that they’re just having some dumb ass intern post memes on there, pretending to be the actual star. It’s disgusting. No, Jayden Michele doesn’t have that problem. She does her own stunts. Her pinned post is straight up just the stop the hate hashtag, which stands against hate crimes on college campuses, I think. A noble cause, but the damn comment has been pinned there since 2017. Oh well, fair enough. It’s not like racism has been rooted out yet. We’ll keep trying.

A Proper Lady

Pornstars get judged too harshly. It’s a fact. We all fap to them, but most of us look down on them. Why? Because they take cocks for money. I wouldn’t be as pissed about it if it wasn’t for the hypocrisy. Women complain about the abundance of lesbian porn, but they’re the highest demo for that category. They watch more lesbians than the rest of us, but they bitch about it, as if it’s our personal perversion or something. The same happens with trans babes. They catch flak from bigots, but those same bigots are the top demo for people who jack it to trans babes. The world is fucked.

Anyways, Jayden Michele is here on Twitter, among her peers I might add, showing us that pornstars like herself are just normal people, like you and me. Well, maybe not like me. I’m anything but normal. I don’t have kids, I make kids. Who knows how many of the little buggers I’ve left out there? We may never know. Unlike me, Jayden Michele is not a full-time slut. She was a professional slut and she made hundreds of fantastic videos that are being enjoyed by everyone including your grandmother, until this day. She might be retired, but the work she did during her time in the industry is going to stand the test of time. That much we know for sure.

But Wait, There’s More

This would roughly be where the review would end if Jayden Michele just went dark after she quit, but instead, she restructured. First of all, let me make this clear – she’s rich, very rich. Her porn career was lucrative. She doesn’t need to feign celebrity in order to keep afloat. I think she genuinely enjoys being famous and communicating with her fans. That’s awesome. More power to her. Anyways, she decided that she wouldn’t take cock on camera anymore and she would focus more on her family life, which led to the natural evolution, from pornstar to softcore OnlyFans starlet. Yes, she’s one of those now.

Her OnlyFans is super active and she promotes it regularly on her Twitter, though her Instagram is probably a slightly better indicator of what you can expect to see. Still, she’s making the big bucks. She also couples her OnlyFans with a personal website. It’s just her name dot com. Simple. She has a very short FAQ there that I recommend you read, because she outlined exactly how you can get in touch with her if you want. Hell, she has an actual how-to on getting a hand-signed print of her, goddamn it. Yes, she’s giving out autographs, for free! I mean, you have to buy the print itself, but the autograph is free. You do have to ship the image to her with return postage, though. Fair enough, methinks. I’ll mail my dick skin to her, have her sign it and hopefully it’ll come back fast enough for the doctors to graft it back on.

She’s Spreading Wisdom

Between her clearly altruistic stances, her love for her family and the fact that she keeps showing us her tits, to this day, even though we’re not asking, Jayden Michele has proven a thousand times over that we have every reason to worship her. She’s gorgeous, talented, smart and productive. She gets shit done and when we wrap up our daily responsibilities, we fap to her. I’ve always had a deep respect and adoration for Jayden and I recommend that you follow her on Twitter. That is, if you frequent the platform.

As a post script, yes, Jayden Michele is in fact Jayden Jaymes and also Michele Lee Mayo by birth. Stage names and all that. Also, another fun tidbit, she sells her used panties. Oh and if that wasn’t enough, she actually auctioned her breast implants. Check out the post on Twitter. She actually fucking went and did it, the mad woman. I love this chick and I hope you enjoy her ramblings once she comes back to Twitter posting full time.