xMissy

xMissy.nl has been going at it ever since 2005, which is quite impressive. That's around 13 years of posting filth on the internet! An important thing that has to be mentioned about the filth you find in here is that this is almost exclusively Dutch filth. Well, I'm not saying that the porn here comes exclusively from the Netherlands, that's for sure. What I mean is that this website is primarily available in the Dutch language. However, we have been blessed with an option to check the page out in the English language, too, which is a great thing! There aren't many speakers of the Dutch language in the world, so this is a very good thing.

The basics

You'll notice that x Missy has been divided into a few sections, but primarily, there are only four sections. The first section is the "home" section, and what you'll find here are Missy's videos, Missy's babes and pictures mixes of real girls. You'll notice soon enough that xMissy.nl is all about girls. Like, there aren't many dudes in these pornos. In fact, there are pretty much none! I mean, that's not really a bad thing. Well, for girls it is, probably. But you'll have to see your fair share of man meat someplace else, hetero girls. However, us straight men and gay/bi girls are going to enjoy the fuck out of xMissy.

So, most videos here are solo videos or girl-on-girl videos. You'll also find a few other things within the "home" section. For starters, there is the "SinClub," and what you find in here are live webcams of some of the hottest girls on the internet, and I'd have to say that you definitively won't get disappointed. There are few more sub-sections in here that have to be mentioned, such as the Sinns.com section (this one is still all about babes), the Nederporn.TV section which isn't much different than the previous one (but you may see a guy in these videos here and there), and there is also the xMissyStore toyshop where you can buy all kinds of sex toys.

The blog

This is the second section of xMissy.nl, and what you find in here are basically random pictures of sexy girls (which isn't that surprising), and these pictures have been divided into a few sections. First off, we have the "funny" section, and I'll have to be very, very honest with you. This shit isn't funny. But okay, I can imagine someone busting a nut to these pictures, so it's completely fine. Next, there's the "sexy" category, and honestly, I don't see why this category has to exist. I mean, aren't all categories supposed to be sexy? Yes, they are. Next, there is the "porn" category. This one has uh...porn. Mostly softcore stuff, mostly girl on girl, and sometimes even guy on girl, and when guy on girl actually shows up its hardcore porn. So yeah, don't expect any lovey-dovey stuff in here, except if it's two girls. You may also hit the "alle categorieen" button up there if you want to see all of these things at once while you scroll through the page.

Shortcuts?

This section is a thing as well, for some reason. The shortcuts section has a few sections within it, and it has been divided into two sub-sections. First off, there is the "all videos" section which has nothing but girls in it, which is completely fine. I don't mind. The first section of the "all videos" subsection has only solo videos of girls. So basically, it's just girls masturbating and being recorded. Right underneath this section, a section about girl+girl videos is found as well. The porn in here just so happens to be hardcore most of the time.

Then, there is the "all pictures" section, and this one is pretty weird, but it's still pretty useful when it comes to busting a nut. The first category within the "all pictures" section is called "Artcore pictures," and basically, what you find in here are pictures that are primarily supposed to be artsy. Pictures that are supposed to display "tasteful" nudity, but they are also slightly pornographic in nature. Next, there is the "pix-mix," and what you find in here are random pictures that the people behind xMissy.nl found to be sexy. Then, there is the "pix-mix HARD!", and what you find in here is basically the same thing you find in the original pix mix, except these pictures are always hardcore.

Next up, there is the "Pics Series" section, and what you find in here are loads of photo albums, and each one of these albums has a "thing" going on for them. For starters, there are albums that are all about girls in stockings, albums about girls who suck fake dicks (so dildos, basically), albums about girls touching other girls and even pictures of girls playing with themselves. Sounds good, right?

Next, there is the "popular girls" section, and what you find in here are names of various girls who managed to become famous on xMissy.nl. For example, the names you get to see here usually are "Maria Rya, Michaela Isizzu, Sapphira, Miela, and so on. Oh yeah, little caprice is in here too.

The design of the page

A true fan of pornography will learn to value every single little thing about his website of choice, and so on, he will learn that having a decent page design is very, very important. For starters, you (who might not be a huge porn enthusiast) should know by now that a nice page design can make the experience much better. So basically, if xMissy.nl looked like shit and failed to deliver that vibe that we crave, we wouldn't like it as much as we like it now, right? Right. That beautiful purple background makes the page look real nice, and it gives xMissy a wonderful "early 2000s aesthetic". On top of this purple background, you find mostly white letters and loads of pictures of naked girls, which is why we're here in the first place. Now that we've come to the conclusion that this page has some great aesthetics, we need to talk about a few other important things. Are there ads in here? Do they bother us too much and is the player good?

Movies!

The majority of content in here is basically just pictures and nothing else, however, this doesn't mean that videos aren't present in here. Try and find a video in the "girl on girl" section (since you are most likely to find them in here unless you go to the "Missy's video" section) and click on any movie you like. You'll notice that it will load quickly. However, the movies don't last too long, which is a shame. For the most part, they last no longer than 10 minutes, which is a disappointment, to a degree. I mean, I can't bust a nut in ten minutes, but I guess some other dudes can, so maybe it's just me.

Some of the videos will end up being HD. Some will be nothing more but simple snippets, so yeah. One more thing that annoys me are the ads that pop up whenever you click on the player. I mean, I usually run into this kind of thing on other websites, but there's none of that on xMissy.nl, which is a great thing. Imagine trying to lower the volume while some girl moans loud as fuck in the background, and you aren't able to do so because 30 ads have popped up all over the screen and you can't close them all, isn't that horrible. It is, especially if you don't live alone. So, you don't have to worry about that.

A few words to finish you off

Basically, if you are a fan of naked bitches that don't move an inch, if you want them to sit still until you bust a nut, then this is the place to go. Little to no videos on xMissy.nl, but there are loads of great pictures that have been sorted into categories, and they are sure to make you cum within a few minutes, so you are surely in for a great experience at xMissy. No ads, no bullshit, just porn.