Gianna Michaels

Gianna Michaels porn! When it comes to male pornstars, many people often think that they have the best job in the world. After all, they just have to show up, stay hard, and slam their veiny fuck stick into the wet and hungry pussy of some self-confessed slut who is biting her lip, rubbing her tits, and saying, ‘’Please fuck me until I squirt?’’ right? Wrong!

As with any career, a male pornstar has to take the rough with the smooth. Sometimes, their job will require them to enter a sexual hornet’s sex and go toe to toe with female pornstars who have earned a vicious reputation for themselves on screen due to their ability to fuck the brains out of their co-stars and laugh in their faces when they ask for a time out.

I’m talking about the kind of nymphomaniac women who, in the eyes of their male co-stars, feel like they are the porn equivalent of stepping into the carnage of the Colosseum of Rome. In the Noughties era of porn, there was one woman who became the dictionary definition of sexual fury on-screen.

Amongst those who had fucked her and were still able to formulate enough words to tell the tale, the common saying was that you don’t get to fuck this woman; she fucks you! She was the kind of big-boobed harlot who could sexually chew up and spit out a man with ease and move on to her next porn target.

Her name? Gianna fuckin’ Michaels. This is a pornstar review I know many of you have been eagerly awaiting, and it’s finally here. Now, if you feel that you’re ready to be led by the hand of The Porn Dude on a trip down porn memory lane and meet one of the industry’s most notorious names, keep reading!

Who is Gianna Michaels?

If you’ve never heard of Gianna Michaels, I’ll admit I’m a little jealous. This means you’re one of the porn fans who gets to experience the thrill of discovering this XXX gem in all of her glory and live through the divine shock that many of her scenes were able to deliver. But who exactly is she?

The story of Gianna Michaels begins in Seattle, U.S. She was born here on the 6th of June, 1983. Ironically, her birthday is the anniversary of D-Day in WW2, and it’s fair to say that we were delivered with an even mightier payload in 1983 than that which hit the Atlantic Wall in 1944!

Her early years aren’t very remarkable, apart from one funny as fuck job she had before porn, but I’ll talk about that shortly. Bored of Seattle, Gianna and her then-boyfriend decided to pack up and head out to the West Coast. After settling in Southern California, she landed a mundane job as a receptionist.

However, there was a storm brewing between this harlot’s thighs that would soon be unleashed. Gianna was far from satisfied with her admin job, and she ended up taking part in nude modeling shoots where her all-natural tits were a huge hit. In turn, this saw her transition into the porn industry, and those who cast her likely had no idea of the sexual tornado they were about to unleash!

Although she was initially skeptical about shooting porn, Gianna quickly discovered that she had a built-in talent for smut, and her performances were soon captivating people worldwide and leading to her being in high demand amongst porn studios across America. She would soon be starring in hundreds of porn films, many of which saw her working alongside iconic industry names of the Noughties, such as Lisa Ann, Priya Anjali Rai, and Nikki Benz.

Her porn services were also recognized in the form of numerous sought-after industry awards that ranged from AVN awards to XRCO accolades. In 2011, she was also handed the Urban X Award for Best Three-Way Scene she shot with Sophie Dee & Justin Long, and 2013 saw her land the Exotica Fanny Award for Female Performer of the Year.

But while that’s her backstory covered, we still haven’t gotten into what made Gianna Michaels such a formidable porn force that went down in XXX history. After all, she was the kind of sexual tornado who often left her viewers with their jaws agape and who was able to sexually intimidate almost anybody she came across. Woe be upon anybody who tried to fuck with her, as you’ll discover in the next section!

What are the Most Notorious Gianna Michaels Porn Scenes?

Here we fuckin’ go! While there are hundreds of Gianna Michaels porn scenes to choose from, it’s the following three that stand out the most. Some of these scenes went down in porn infamy, and after watching them, you’ll quickly understand why. Prepare yourself because this bitch is wild!

● Do Not Fuck With Gianna Michaels - Let’s dive in at the deep end here. This Gianna Michaels scene was so infamous that it ended up on eFukt. While driving down the street, Gianna spots a convoy of leather-clad bikers. After flashing her divine tits at them all, she invites them back to an apartment to fuck her brains out on camera. Man, I love an impromptu gangbang! Gianna does what she does best and fucks and sucks the life out of all of these biker dudes in a divine orgy. However, while most of them are respectful and appreciative of the fact that they’ve been given the chance to bang an iconic pornstar. One of the guys is acting like an immature dick and blatantly disrespecting Gianna. The porn fury in her eyes tells you that something wild is coming, and after sucking a fat load of cum out of one of the biker’s balls, she stands up and spits a mouthful of jizz right at the guy who was fucking with her. Naturally, he went pretty quiet. The high five she makes with her fellow topless pornstar at the end is iconic, and it reminded everyone, do not fuck with Gianna!

● Roadside Service with Gianna Michaels - Is there anything more synonymous with Noughties porn than a pornstar getting banged in the backseat of a minivan? In this scene, Gianna Michaels decided to put a different spin on things and pulled over to the hard shoulder of a highway in the U.S. before demanding her co-star fucks her doggy style in full view of passing traffic. It’s truly a divine scene that sees Gianna’s iconic milkers swinging loosely as she’s banged from behind. However, it was also the scene that saw her quip one of the best lines of her career. When the guy fucking her showed concern that people could see them banging, she casually said, ‘’Let 'em’ fuckin’ watch!’’ before sliding his cock back into her dripping pussy!

● You Don’t Fuck Gianna, Gianna Fucks You - Yep, this is where that infamous line came from. This is a classic Gianna Michaels porn scene that saw her wearing fuck all aside from a black pair of stripper heels and being fucked in the missionary position on a couch. The guy banging Gianna is utterly fucking exhausted, as she has ridden him harder than any other woman in his life. However, she doesn’t give a shit. As you can see this dude’s energy visibly waning, Gianna wraps her hand around the back of his neck and takes over. She starts thrusting her cunt into his embattled dick to seize the last energy it has, and it’s one of the most legitimately nympho porn performances you’ll ever see. But the best part? It has to be the way that she wraps her legs around his lower back to ensure he dumps every last drop of cum deep inside of her hungry twat. Holy shit.

● Gianna Michaels and Naomi Russell - This Gianna Michaels scene features the exquisite Naomi Russell. In an epic camera angle, we see Gianna’s wet pussy being mercilessly hammered in standing missionary that causes her gigantic titties to swing up and down uncontrollably. Meanwhile, Naomi has taken a seat on Gianna’s face and is taking full advantage of her hungry tongue lashing her wet pussy. The force of the cock slamming into Gianna’s pussy causes her giant tits to slap Naomi’s ass cheeks repeatedly, and it’s a piece of porn art that is downright unmissable!

Wild Facts About Gianna Michaels

Aside from being one of the most formidable on-screen forces to have ever graced the porn industry, there’s a tonne of cool and quirky facts about Gianna Michaels that even some of her most dedicated fans aren’t aware of. Now, let’s change that!

Even though Gianna never foresaw a porn career, fate dropped a few hints. Before porn, Gianna worked for a Seattle fast-food restaurant called Dick’s Drive-Thru. Are you fuckin’ kidding me? Who knew that a few years later, there would be a different kind of dick driving through her notorious pussy!

It’s no secret that Gianna has a powerful personality and is a woman who is not to be fucked with. However, many of her fans are shocked when they discover what she was like in her early days. Gianna has confessed that she was always shy, socially awkward, and introverted before she started porn. It seemed that smut awakened a sleeping beast inside of her!

While she might be classed as porn royalty, Gianna Michaels has also been featured in some mainstream productions. Alongside other adult stars, she landed a role in the 2010 horror comedy film Piranha 3D. Sadly, alongside Ashlynn Brooke, Gianna’s character met a grisly end.

What Do People Treasure Most About This Noughties Porn Icon?

Amongst porn fans, Gianna’s name has been perpetually notorious. So much so that she even has a subreddit dedicated to her that is home to more than 250K people. But what are some of the things that made her such an iconic feature of Noughties porn?

1. Her Iconic 38F Tits - Gianna Michaels is one of the few pornstars who many smut fans can identify just from seeing her tits alone. These chesticles were an iconic feature of porn in the Noughties, and they looked utterly epic when they were bouncing around on screen and out of control. Gianna also loved to drench them in oil, cum, and swimming pool water to make them look 100 times better!

2. Her Fearsome Attitude - When we talk about on-screen porn energy, Gianna is legitimately a cut above. She was fearsome and able to unleash some of the most intense sexual experiences many had ever witnessed. So much so that even the most battle-hardened male pornstars could be seen looking weary in the wake of her sexual fury. She was insatiable, dominant, and absolutely wild!

3. She Was Rocking The Bush in a Bald Era - It’s safe to say that the Noughties wasn’t the place for a hairy pussy fan to be in their element. Fully shaven twats were the order of the day, but Gianna did her own thing and often appeared with her divine pussy topped with a bush!

What is Gianna Michaels Doing These Days?

Sadly, as the Noughties came to a close, Gianna Michaels retired. She did make some reappearances on live sex platforms and also occasionally toured strip clubs across the U.S., but it seems her porn career is over for good. Thankfully, we have a wealth of her content to remember this formidable porn icon by!