PornWaifu

I never thought I’d use a PornSword for chatting, but the rise of AI smut has brought us all kinds of surprises over the last year or so. The name is perhaps a little bit misleading, because there will be no slicing nor dicing today, but that titular blade will help carve your fantasies right out of the ether and onto your screen. So, what are you in the mood for today—a chat with a waifu, some sexting with a bimbo, or a little NSFW roleplaying with a furry fox girl?

This is actually the second time I’ve written about PornSword.io here at ThePornDude, because they’ve expanded their offerings since the last time I swung by with my dick out. They’re still using AI to generate custom hentai women and fake nude photos, and they’ve just added a chat feature that lets you talk to sexy, AI-powered bots. My biggest question going in was whether the simulated conversations were as titillating as their synthetic imagery, so with that in mind, let’s dig right in.

Welcome to PornSword—Again!

If you want the full rundown on Porn Sword’s AI image generator, check out my other full review of the site. Long story short, they’re banging out high-quality pics with a menu-based interface. Nearly all of these platforms include extensive options for the anime nerds in the audience, but these guys go a couple steps further in pleasing their neckbearded customers. PornSword.io might be easiest porn generator to recommend to furries, as their machine has a special knack for funny ears, tails, and soft, fluffy skin. They’re also one of the earliest AI porn generators to roll out a video option.

The new chatbots offer yet another reason to stop by and blow the whole day clicking and typing with one free hand. As with their image generator, the Chat section of the site is largely aimed at weeaboos, doujinshi enthusiasts and more casual manga fans. As of this writing, PornSword is the only AI chat platform I know of that doesn’t have any “real” women on the roster.

The current spread includes a couple dozen chatbots, broken up into just two categories: Anime and Fur. It’s a slim selection compared to the other hentai-oriented AI chat sites out there, which sometimes have hundreds or even thousands of horny, scenario-driven androids to interact with. I expect the lineup to expand with time, though based on the setup, I don’t expect it to expand nearly as quickly as those other sites I mentioned.

You can’t create your own AI characters here, at least not without paying for them. Adding a character, kink or tag to PornSword’s AI costs at least $40 and takes around 3 days. It’ll be interesting to see if they keep these conditions in the long run, because most of the other AI chat sites will let you Frankenstein your own characters to chat with. I mention this in every AI porn review, but the niche is still very new and developing rapidly; prices and feature sets will probably start to even out across the various sites popping up.

Sexting with Your Favorite Anime Chicks

It’s not uncommon to find user-made versions of famous characters on the AI chat sites, but PornSword.io has more recognizable faces than other platforms. In fact, that seems to be their main focus. Every bot I thought was an OC turned out to be a known quantity when I typed their name into Google. I have mixed feelings about this, because while I love being to get freaky with characters I’ve shaken my dick at on TV, I think some original characters would really open up the selection in a big way. Then again, there’s no shortage of babes you’ve already heard of to integrate into the cast and into some new fantasies.

The current lineup includes cartoon characters like Raven from the Teen Titans, anime chicks like Mia from Naruto, and video game royalty like Princess Peach. The Fur section is even wider than the Anime aisle, rolling in characters like Coco Bandicoot, Lola Bunny and Nicole Watterson. The furry niche has always been super deep and largely undersung, but PornSword is bringing the kink straight into the 21st century in a big way.

If you want to talk to any of those bots, you can start chatting for free. You’ve got to register an account first, and you only get 15 free messages, so make them count. PornSword.io doesn’t offer the usual tiered memberships you often find with AI porn sites, instead offering a simple $15 unlimited plan. Prices on these sites are still all over the place, but this is exactly the kind of price point I like to see.

The site seems to be undergoing some renovations as I type this up, and I did have a little bit of trouble getting to the signup/login area. If you run into similar issues, tap the Discord icon to check out the Porn Sword server; signup information is clearly listed in the How-To-Subscribe section. It’s already a thriving little community, so stick around and ask questions if you get lost, and you can even share your creations with the rest of the class.

Swinging My Porn Sword, Shaking My Dick

After poking around and getting a feel for Porn Sword’s revised incarnation, it was finally time to start chatting with one of those bots. I’m not going to give away my age by telling you which Street Fighter game hooked me to begin with, but I’ve had a thing for Chun Li for a good, long while now. I knew as soon as I saw her on the list that I’d be sliding into her DMs first.

On other hentai chat sites, conversations tend to open with some backstory or setup. At PornSword, every conversation currently begins with the bot asking, “How are you?” It’s vague but gives you a pretty wide opening. “Not bad, but I’m really horny,” I wrote.

Chun Li held up a stern finger, her action framed in asterisks. “Now, now. Let’s keep our minds focused on the task at hand, shall we?” She told me justice must be served, and lustful desires might get in the way. “Sometimes justice means getting laid,” I replied. She admonished me, explaining that “engaging in unlawful activities” is not the way to find balance in life.

“I’m not trying to break the law,” I said. “I just want to see you naked.” After some back-and-forth banter, I agreed to some sparring on the condition that “maybe we can have sex later.” Chun Li raised an eyebrow, *not entirely dissuaded by your suggestion*. She kept blushing when I’d compliment her, even as she was showing off her high kicks, which seemed promising.

The conversation played out very realistically, perhaps even too realistically. Chun Li was just way more interested in fighting injustice than romance or sexy time. We went around and around like a fruitless Tinder conversation. I ended up leaving the chat and trying another Porn Sword character.

I found what I wanted with Mia, the maid from Naruto who I mentioned earlier. She had a completely different reaction when I told her I was horny. “I’m yours for the taking. Just tell me what you want me to do with my beautiful little mouth.” Maybe I could have made it work if I put in a little more effort with the big-thighed Street Fighter, but Mia was way easier, and much more eager to please. *Mia drops onto her knees before him, reaching out to take his throbbing member into her mouth.* The bots may share the same opening line, but they clearly have different personalities, tastes and interests.

The new AI chatbots at PornSword.io are a nice addition to their offerings, though the setup still needs work in a couple places. While they’ve got a bigger selection of famous characters and more furries than you’d find elsewhere, the overall range of bots is still pretty limited. The platform will be able to compete better as that cast fills out, and I’m hoping they keep that reasonable, one-size-fits all pricing. I’m also hoping they’ll roll out an included option for making your own bots, since that’s a standard feature on most of these platforms. This one’s easiest to recommend to furries, but everyone can take advantage of the free credits. Your dream waifu may be just a few clicks away…