Do you remember YouTubeToMp3.com? A website where you could grab literally any video on youtube, convert it to MP3 and then download it? Well, this website will do the exact same thing, but with various porn websites. Basically, what happens on AdultOffline.com is: You take a video from some porno websites, you take the link, and you place it on the white square in the middle of the page, and you hit the download button, and once you did all of that you will be able to download the video. Simple as that. Is there a catch? Do you have to pay any amount of money or do you have to sell your soul to C'thun, the old god? Let's find out!
What they're all about
The folks behind AdultOffline.com believe that you should be able to download various porno videos from pretty much every website out there for completely free, and I'm not even gonna say anything, as I love this idea! I mean, I'm aware that this doesn't pay off for a whole lot of websites, but hey...who cares? All that matters to most of us when it comes to pornography is us getting that sweet orgasm and beating our dicks to the cutest girls.
In the intro, I've teased you a little bit, and I said that the website might or might not charge you for these downloads, and obviously, I was joking when I said that it would cost you a certain amount of money. However, you need to kill a small puppy, draw a big pentagram with the blood of the puppy on the floor and say a prayer to C'thun, Y'sharaj and the rest of the mad gods. Once you've done this, all of these videos can be download for free. Okay okay yeah, I'm kidding. You don't gotta pay for shit! It's all free.
Gotta put a little bit of makeup on that
What's the first thing that goes through your head when you take a look at a page such as this one. Horror, I'd say. The design is pretty awful...but it's still quite easy to get around and to find whatever the fuck you're looking for, so I guess that it's not that big of a deal. But still, the design is an eyesore. This can be forgiven, though. The website doesn't have a lot of content on it. I mean, it doesn't really have any content on it. All it does is convert videos, and it makes them easier to download, and that's it. The only "necessary" part of AdultOffline.com is the bar where you enter the URL of the video you want to download, and that's it.
Taking this into consideration, you can't really hate them for the way they have designed their page. At least the color palette could have been a little bit prettier. But oh well, before you people start doubting my sexuality because I care way too much about the design of the website, rather than the girls that can be found on the website I'll just move on to the more important things.
You better free up a terabyte of disk space at this point
By now, you've noticed that AdultOffline.com's free service allows you to download pretty much any porno movie to your Android phone or even your personal computer. After this, you can watch them at any time, really, and you don't need the internet to do so. That's a no-brainer. I mean, that's why AdultOffline has "offline" in its name. With their help, you can download any video from any of these popular porno websites such as XVideos.com or PornHub.com. Even Xhamster is available, and there are hundreds upon hundreds available to you, and all it takes it just a little bit of scrolling and clicking, and that's about it.
The page will show you a few ways to categorize all the videos on the page, and it will also show you the most popular searches on AdultOffline.com. For example, recently, people have been searching for amateur porn and mature porn the most, and for this reason "download amateur porn" and "download mature porn" (written in red letters) are displayed in the "most popular" section at the top of the page. Right underneath these letters, you find the bar which you use to download any video you like. All you've gotta do is put the link in and voila!
If you keep scrolling, you will notice that all the supported websites (and by supported they mean the websites from which you can download videos for free) have been listed, and they have been sorted out alphabetically. I've already said that there are lots of big names here, but even the not-so-famous pages in here are pretty great, so you should definitively check them out. For starters, there's Beeg.com and cumlouder.com. These are both somewhat famous, and they are crowded with amazing videos, so I guess you'd want to download something from these pages.
If you scroll to the bottom of the page, you should be able to see a little American flag. If you click on it, you should be able to change the language of the page. Plenty of languages are available, such as German, Spanish, French, Hindi, Japanese, Russian, and so on. Basically, they have the most important languages sorted out, which is neat. Maybe they should add Chinese if AdultOffline.com isn't banned in China. I don't know. Maybe it isn't?
Now, three golden buttons can be found at the top of the page...well, in fact, four can be found, but I won't count the most important button (the download button). The "download by pornstars," "download by tags" and "download by date" buttons are the most important ones (and pretty much the only buttons you're going to find on AdultOffline.com.
Let's take a look at what happens when you click on the "download by pornstars" button. Click on this button and what you'll find are loads of pornstar names. Lots of big names can be seen here, such as Skin Diamond and Sarah Nicole, but then again, there are loads of great pornstars that are not that famous in here as well...and that's pretty much it.
Then, there's the "download by tags" button, and this one might help you out a bit when it comes to finding the right type of porn as there really isn't a categorization system on AdultOffline.com. For this reason, you will have to resort to using tags, which isn't that bad. There are all sorts of tags in here, and there are hundreds of great tags. Gorgeous, Goth, Grandma, Muslim, Muscular, Mulata, Movie, Newbie, Gyno, Hairy, and so on and so on. This section of the website will help you find both vanilla and freaky pornography, and you don't need to waste your time.
Then, there's the "download by date" button, and basically, if you click on it, the newest porn videos will pop up. The videos on top of the page all the videos that have been downloaded recently, and if you keep scrolling you get to see videos that are really old. However, this does not mean that the older videos are in any way inferior to the newer ones. This section is neat if you don't really know what you're looking for, or rather if you've been browsing this page for quite a while and you need to see some new content.
Not another brick in the wall
Honestly, I never thought I'd see the porn equivalent of YouTubeToMp3.com. That might not be the exact name of that website that allowed you to download youtube videos, but you know what I mean. It's pretty amazing that a website that allows you to download videos from all over the internet onto your phone or on your computer even exists. Not just any videos, porn videos that you are not supposed to download otherwise! It's a pretty great thing if you ask me. The design of the page might be ass, but at least its' easy to get around the page, and I would also have to mention that I didn't really run into any advertisements on this website, which is also a major plus. If you don't really care about the looks of your website, then you should at least care about the various advertisements that can be found there. No one likes seeing ads, so hats off to the people behind AdultOffline.com.