PMV Haven

If you’re a PMV fan looking for a PMV Haven, you’re in luck today. The acronym stands broadly for Picture Music Video, but let’s be real here: you’re reading this on ThePornDude because you’re interested in a more specific type of PMV, one that’s conducive to jerking a load of spunk into your favorite cum sock or the Pringles can at your bedside. Yes, ladies and germs, I’m talking about Porn Music Videos, so grab your headphones and a bottle of lube.

You’ve probably deduced this from the intro if you weren’t already in the know, but PMVHaven.com is a free tube specializing in sexy montages set to music. It’s something of an undersung niche, rarely mentioned on the bigger sites out there, but judging by the traffic here, this kink may have found its moment. The site just launched recently, but is quickly closing in on a million visitors a month. Who else is ready to stroke it to the beat? Let’s check this out.

In PMV Heaven at PMV Haven

I’ll admit it: as much as I fancy myself on all things pornographic, I didn’t immediately know what I’d find when the link to PMVHaven first slid into my inbox. While I have encountered the genre before, it’s rare enough that I needed a quick refresh to remind me what those initials even stood for. At a glance, the site sure looks a lot like any random joint you’ll find on my big list of Free Porn Tube Sites here at ThePornDude.

Visually, they’ve got the basic wall-of-thumbnails presentation you’ve seen a million times by now. The logo is clean and could easily be mistaken for something fully SFW were it not for all the naked ladies below. Those ladies are getting into all kinds of freaky situations, from car ride blowjobs to footjobs to all-out orgies. I couldn’t find a full Tags list anywhere, but the header includes quick links to popular categories like TikTok, Hypno, Korean BJ and HMV (Hentai Music Video).

If PMVHaven.com still feels like your average free tube by this point, just click one of those mouthwatering thumbnails and it’ll set you straight. These are no ordinary cowgirl, lesbian or squirting scenes, playing out by the numbers like they do everywhere else. No, these videos play out by the rhythm, the groove and the melody, all while staying as filthy as you jaded perverts demand. If you’ve been beating off to Ariana Grande videos on YouTube, prepare yourself for the next level.

The first PMV I watched in the Haven was set to the tune of Head Like a Hole, the classic tune that put Nine Inch Nails on the map. The thumbnail has a Seizure Warning and a kinky-looking babe wearing fishnets while getting fucked, so the whole thing appealed to my inner goth and my inner epileptic. While Trent Reznor sang about bowing down to the one you serve, I was treated to a rapid-fire, beat-synced montage of bouncing boobs, jiggling butts, and women getting dick from every angle.

More PMVs Than I Expected to Ever Find

Porno Music Videos are kind of a hidden niche, aren’t they? I don’t think the average internet masturbator even knows they exist, which would suggest there ain’t all that many floating around out there. Looking at PMVHaven.com, though, it’s clear that this isn’t the case at all. There are nearly 8000 PMVs in the library already. Hell, that’s enough to start a new version of MTV that actually plays music, with the added bonus of being fully fapworthy.

Maybe I’m a cynical bastard, but when I first saw how many PMVs were on the menu, I kind of assumed they were all old. PMV Haven is a newer site, after all; newer sites with large collections tend to have stocked their shelves with whatever they could find online. Even if PMVHaven front-loaded with this approach, it’s clear that the stash is still growing, and it’s growing fast.

Creators are uploading new Porn Music Videos all day, every day. With deep niches, you’re lucky to get a steady trickle of fresh material, so I was genuinely impressed by how much activity I found here. I’m whipping up this review on a Tuesday afternoon, and there have been 26 new PMVs added within the last 24 hours alone. That NIN-synced video I watched was added just 7 hours ago, followed by music vids with poolside bimbos and TikTok thots.

I like how this site gives credit where it’s due, offering up a big list of Creators linked right in the header. A lot of the smaller free tubes out there rely on random perverts to upload their favorite videos they’ve squirrelled away over the years, but here, you’ll find original content posted by the horny artists themselves. If you find a video you really like, I highly recommend seeing what else its creator has put together.

Hey, Where’s the Menu?

I was hoping PMVHaven.com had a browsable list of songs to flip through, but I couldn’t find one—not a working one, anyway. When I was checking out the Creators page, I noticed a Songs button near the top, along with similar icons for Tags and Models. None of these buttons can be clicked, but it looks like they have the infrastructure in place to unroll these lists at any point. So, what gives?

Honestly, I don’t know. My initial thought was that songs aren’t listed because it might be a copyright nightmare. The big porn brands often look the other way as long as nobody’s pirating full scenes; a fan-made montage can be excellent free promotion for the official, paid version. Music’s a completely different story, as it ain’t uncommon for videos on platforms like YouTube to get pulled just for having something recognizable playing in the background.

Even if it’s a copyright thing, that doesn’t explain why the Tags and Models buttons are blocked off. I think this is either a temporary glitch, or those additional menus just aren’t ready yet. I’ve got my fingers crossed PMVHaven will drop these features soon, because a collection of this size works best with multiple ways to peruse the stash.

Bobbing My Head and Jerking My Dick

While I was perusing the newest uploads to PMV Haven, I caught a glimpse of a familiar face in the thumbnail for one of today’s fresh drops. Anya Olsen is in a passenger seat with the driver’s dick in her hand, and I really wanted to see what else was going on in that video. In case you missed it, Anya visited me on the PornDudeCasting couch a while back, and I’ve been itching to revisit the fucking and sucking.

The PMV is set to Chinchilla’s Little Girl Gone. I wasn’t familiar with the track before, but if I ever hear it again, I know it’ll bring to mind cock-riding sluts, dick-sharing nuns, hungry girls at glory holes and my friend Anya taking a ride with a mouth full of dingdong. Whoever put this one together used a lot of religious-themed porno, which might offend the Bible thumpers in the audience, but I love the naughty wrongness of it all. Maybe I’m just an unrepentant sinner, but I heard there’s no sex in heaven, anyway.

There’s a Download button beneath the PMVHaven video player, so you can save whatever you want for your permanent spank bank. This is a cool feature anywhere and I always look for it, but I think it’s particularly useful for anybody considering making their own Porn Music Videos. You can download some PMVs, chop them up and put them back together to your favorite tunes. When you’re done, come back and share them with the rest of the class.

Deep-niche fetish sites can often be kind of half-assed and get away with it; fans will settle for a sloppy, spammy experience if it means access to rare content. PMVHaven.com really does their users right by building a kickass, well-stocked platform full of Porn Music Videos you’d be hard pressed to find elsewhere. The site is designed well enough to attract the creators themselves, making this ground zero for fresh fuck flicks set to music. With my adblocker running, I didn’t even see any spam, so there’s really no good reason not to take a visit to PMV Haven.