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Telly HD! My colossus cock welcomes all cummers. I haven’t found a class of bitch I wouldn’t dissect with my rod and tackle, and I’m pretty sure that's because such a bitch doesn't exist. If boobs, vaginas, and booty are involved, I want my penis inside them. Women are fuckable, my twig and berries are erect, and that's all that fucking matters.

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With that now out in the open, I don't understand why Indian porn isn't more prevalent, especially among watchers of amateur content. If you enjoy the wiles of amateur porn but haven’t enjoyed some homemade Indian videos, you're making a substantial error. That's why I am bringing you guys the amazing Indian porn site Telly HD. If porn like this played on the regular telly, I'd actually buy cable.

Slutty Indian females don't get the praise they warrant in the adult industry. I don't let a day pass without beating my meat to Indian bitches. I'm sure many of my fans would also if they gave it a shot. Indian cock-gobblers get left out of the roster on many well-known porn tube sites. It's a shame because there is some superb Indian porn in the world if you give it the light of day.

One of the prominent reasons Indian porn isn't more prevalent is that they haven't produced a major star yet. Such was the case for Arab nations for many years. Nobody gave a shit about bitches in the Middle East. It was stupid. However, since Mia Khalifa made her debut, everyone jerks off to Indian cunts. India needs a Mia Khalifa to push them into the porn limelight.

Much of the perversion being exported from India is homemade amateur shit. But that doesn't mean their studio porn isn't fucking awesome. It's just that the amount of amateur porn being produced outstrips the professional stuff. However, plenty of amateur ladies on Telly HD deserve to become porn stars. These bitches are fuckable as all hell. I think you guys are about to be addicted to Indian pussy.

Generations of Research

Do Indian bitches get freaky? There's no fucking question. These cunts know how to ride a dick. They invented the Kama Sutra, for fucks sake. What more do you need to know?

What other cultures have spent generation after generation compiling the best sexual positions into one convenient piece of literature? That takes a dedicated devotion to all things sex. You only do that shit if you are committed to the art of bedding gash and launching luxurious ropes. Trust me. You want a piece of this action.

The Kama Sutra is not just about banging sluts to the best of your ability. It’s actually a handbook to living a satisfying life and appreciating your time on Earth. Sex is, of course, the cause of a considerable portion of the joy humans are capable of experiencing. To me, the ideal day is full of naps, good food, and incredible intercourse.

What else does a motherfucker need in his life? Personal achievement? That sounds like motivational speech bullshit you hear from the speaker at your college graduation. Professional advancement? What the fuck is this? An episode of Shark Tank? Fulfilling relationships? No, thank you. I'd rather have fulfilling relations without the "ship" part. Let's get right to the sex.

Vatsyayana Mallanaga is credited as the author of the Kama Sutra, though Vatsyayana admits that he assembled the book using ancient texts as his source material. No one knows much about who this genius and hero of humanity was, but it’s pretty clear he fucked more than a few times in his life. This horny motherfucker's body count must be astronomical. He might be my only competition. I'd love to compare numbers.

Training Camp Pays Off

If it weren't for the beautiful mind of Vatyayana, Telly HD wouldn't be so full of incredible bitches fucking dicks like they contain the meaning of life. They'd probably just be lying on their back, letting the man do all the work while they read a book.

When you see how amazing the porn on Telly HD is, you'll also want to go back in time and thank old Vatty boy. He will be the cause of many of your upcoming orgasms. Perhaps you should pray to him at night. It will probably be more effective than most Gods people pray to.

If I could access a time machine, my first trip would be to visit Vatsyayana Mallanaga. Most people claim they would kill baby Hitler. I guess I'm not so empathic. What am I, a history major with a minor in ethics? The only thing I'm concerned about is the pleasure of my penis.

Asking Einstein about the nature of the universe? Who gives a shit? Does the universe plan on fucking me with the tightest black hole pussy available? If not, I don't care about it.

No way did Einstein know how to crush puss. I think he was autistic or some shit. The only other person I might visit is that Ethiopian dude who was the wealthiest dude ever. He pilgrimaged with wagons full of gold and bitches. That guy is one hundred percent fucks.

Some of the bitches on Telly HD are like the Einsteins of porn. Who needs E=MC2 when you can have Sex=TellyHD+Cock Stroking. These bitches could write their own addendum to The Kama Sutra. I'll even invest. Plus, with modern tech, the ladies could include pictures and gifs.

Burgers, Frys, and Big Dicks

I've read that modern man’s highly nutritious diet has made us bigger. Does that mean if I visit the past, the pussies get tighter and the dicks smaller? If I march into a first-century bar full of wenches and pull out my hammer, will it be worshipped as a cock God? Will I be ripping sluts gashes up to their assholes?

You'll see plenty of bitches on XXX Indian Porn making full use of the Kama Sutra. If you can dream of a position, these cunts can fuck in it. You'll see angles you never thought possible.

The Kama Sutra For My Readers

Watching the incredible porn on Telly HD inspired me to create my own rendition of the Kama Sutra called “The Kama Fapper.” If you can't figure it out by the title, it’s a Kama Sutra for us pocket pool addicts. Don't tell me that you diddle your dangle in the same position every damn day? Jesus fucking Christ, what a dull and uninteresting life you lead. You already don't have sex; why make things worse for yourself? Not only do you get no bitches, but you don’t even bother spicing up your pocket pool. You can’t just play eightball all the time. Get a game of nine ball in every now and again.

When you combine the porn on Telly HD with my advanced fapping techniques, you'll cum in no time flat. There's nothing like suffering from premature ejaculation with yourself.

My book is sort of like if James Deen was a yoga teacher. You don’t have to be exceptionally stretchy, but a proper sense of balance helps. I also recommend wearing a rock climber's waist-mounted chalk bag full of water-based lube. Not only will you endure the best orgasms of your miserable little life, but you might even drop a little bit of weight. You could certainly use it, you fat bastards.

While you are preparing to make use of my jack manual, why not travel to Telly HD for motivation. Telly HD is an Indian porn tube site filled with content that will have you stroking your cock at eight thousand RPMs.

Design

Along with great porn, Telly HD also has a sharp and easy-to-navigate design. The main menu is up top and includes the options Home, Indian, 18+, Japanese Adult Video high def, Uncensored, Hindi movie, and Search.

Below the main menu is a category list organized by the first letter. If you want to see some ass, click "A." If you want to see some fisting, click on "F."

Down the right side is a content filter organized into three sections: Release year, Genres, and Popular movies. The center of the front page is taken up by video thumbnails split into two sections: Featured titles and Movies.

All content on Telly HD is available to stream or download. You guys know how important I think it is to maintain a personal library of your favorite smut. It could save your life one day.

There isn't much to complain about on Telly HD. However, I wish they included more detailed summaries than a single sentence. I like to know what I'm getting into.

The Indian sluts on Telly HD have been sharpening their sexual skills for generations. Take advantage of all that experience today.