iSexyChat

i Sexy Chat is a straightforward chat site that markets itself as a place to have fun sexy chats with women (or men) around the world. The site asks you your gender and what you are interested in, and from there directs you to one of several chatrooms so you can start your journey of meeting someone to bust a nut with.

However, the reality is not quite as fun. Many of the chatrooms are filled with spammers, with hardly any girls and no proper understanding of the people you’re talking with. It can very easily be that the “girl” you’re talking to might actually be a 50-year-old professional balls sniffer. For those of you who grew up using the internet in the 90s, i Sexy Chat is really just a portal to various sex IRC chatrooms, with ads plastered around. There is no way to chat through video or audio, so if you somehow DO find a girl, you’ll have to go elsewhere.

I can’t completely hate iSexy Chat because at least the chatrooms are active and there is fun to be had, although probably not what you expected. I suppose that if you spend enough time here, eventually you’ll find a girl or two to chat up and try to sext with, but honestly, I think the place works best when you just want to swap pictures with other porno fans and shoot the shit.

If you are looking for a place to have live video or audio chats with girls as they talk about how much they want to suck your cock, well, you can stop reading.

A website from the 90s

The design of iSexychat reminds me of web surfing in the late 90s. This was a time when websites were starting to get a little more sophisticated than just graphics and text, but it still was far from the smooth and polished experience you can find today. This makes sense because iSexychat basically runs through IRC chat rooms, which are super basic with no video or fancy features. Frankly, I haven’t used IRC since over a decade ago, although it’s probably still good for filesharing.

The front page of the website is frankly a mess. You have big ugly photos of various men and women that get entirely covered up by a big ugly sign saying, “OUR CHAT ROOMS”. From here you start by picking one of seven different types of chat rooms.

The chatrooms look very different based on which one you go to. For example, the roleplay chat room is just a big ugly dark box with no ads, and no people either. Meanwhile, the main sex chat room embeds an IRC chat room into the website, and then there are ads all around the chatbox. It’s very basic and functional, but really nothing to be impressed by.

One thing I will say is that the chat asks for your gender before you go in, and you can see what everyone put as their gender to help you pick out what you’re looking for. They are basically all guys though…so be careful. CuteLisa85 may actually be a big hairy dude getting off to your pics.

Many different chatrooms

There are seven featured categories which include: sex chat, gay chat, lesbian chat, roleplay chat, general chat, trade contact chat, and trade pics chat. Be warned that some of these chatrooms share rooms, for example, the gay and lesbian chat rooms. Sex chat is by far the most active, with hundreds of people in the room spamming their porn and asking for private sessions constantly. It is a nice little blend of sexual frustration and weirdness, and really reminds me of the chatrooms from back in the day. I really wonder just how many real bitches are on this site.

Gay chat is combined with lesbian chat and fairly popular, with 114 people in the room when I checked it out for my research. The chat didn’t seem to have that much activity, and definitely not much sexual activity, and really just felt like random people hanging out and talking about their day. It was more a place to come and sit down and relax, rather than come in with your balls hanging out trying to bust a nut within the hour.

The last two chat rooms worth mentioning are the trade contacts and trade porn chat rooms. These rooms were reasonable active, and it looked like people were interested in trading pics. The other rooms I listed had very little activity and aren’t even worth mentioning.

One thing I want to mention is that iSexychat has a lot of fucking rules. It’s weird…there’s literally like 20 rules for the chat rooms! Do they really have moderators with such pathetic lives that they spend their time enforcing all this? Anyway, I guess I should never underestimate human depravity, and I do know that an unsupervised chatroom can go really bad really fast. Anyway, make sure you follow these rules if you like these chat rooms, although in my opinion, you won’t be missing out on much.

What I Like

I appreciate the old school feel to these chat rooms. Back in the 90s, I used to hang out a lot in IRC and AOL chat rooms just chatting and being bored. It was a simpler time.

It looks like there are plenty of people still living this online lifestyle, because the main chatrooms on iSexychat are pretty damn active with a consistent community. I was shocked! Yes, many of them are spammers, but even spammers need customers.

The site was also responsive and easy to use. There are a lot of annoying ads, but nothing that really infuriated me like ad portals or ads with sounds. Everything was relatively clean, maybe even boring, and you’ll find yourself in the chatrooms in no time. I also like that the site displays everyone’s gender, and I felt like most people were being honest about what sex they were.

I also greatly appreciate that you don’t need to register or sign up to start using the site. Registration is free, but it’s so good that you can just type in a nickname and start chatting right away. I don’t need weird sex chat emails clogging up my Gmail.

What I hate

This website is nothing like how it’s marketed to be. The site makes you think that you are going to be talking to some hot ass bitches who are touching themselves and ready at a moment’s notice to give you a private video show. Instead, you’ll just find a bunch of dudes probably in their underwear scratching their balls, sharing their porn stash, and talking about their day.

The site is also very limited. There is no video or audio, and the rooms featured are all only chat. The design is bad, and everything just feels very old and not updated. I think it would be strange for you to go to this site as a first-timer and then become a fan. Many of the people in the chat room seemed like they’ve been there for years.

Suggestions

I think a site like this is doomed to die at some point. It seems to have maintained itself simply because of the following it had for many years, but I can’t imagine that young people today would be captivated by this place. There’s no porn, and the conversations aren’t sexy at all. Most of the people here are too desperate or too casual, and not fighting the good fight of trying to find some hot ass bitches.

I would recommend they at least update the layout and add some sexier content. This way, they can at least attract some suckers who will accidentally click their ads once in a while. My first time visiting iSexychat I literally yelled: “where is the fucking porn!?” Hell, I am still pissed about it. I can’t jerk off to words okay?

A decent chat community, nothing more

If you are really really, and I mean really lonely, then maybe iSexyChat is a place you can hang out and make internet friends. But for jerking off, I think even your shitty imagination outranks this place. There is frankly nothing to jerk off to. No women, no pictures, no video, no sounds, nothing!

I will say that it’s a decent place to swap pics. The swap chatrooms were pretty active with people posting lots of pictures. Personally, I don’t get why you would bother trading pics when the internet has more porn than you can ever find in your lifetime, but I guess there is a community aspect, plus some pics may be hard to find.

For me, it was nice hanging out in an IRC chatroom again after so many years, but I don’t think I’ll be back. I got nuts to bust.