Sheena Ryder

Sheena Ryder porn! I love this new, globally connected world we live in. Folks are pumping out mixed babies at an incredible rate. It didn't take long for it to become clear that mixed bitches are better looking than their purebred counterparts. Competition is getting tough, and the mutts are winning.

That's why when I heard that a new half-Puerto Rican and half-Greek bitch was entering the porn industry, I was eight types of excited. That sound's like a mixture I need in my life this instant. Plus, the food is going to be delicious.

From Naughty to Globally Fuckable

Sheena Ryder was born in Los Angeles, California, on January 19th, 1984. As with many porn stars before her, Sheena spent her youth in southern California. Los Angeles is the home of porn in the US and around the globe. She was born with slut in her blood.

Sheena was a real provocateur in high school. She skipped class, didn't do her work, was impolite to teachers, and generally didn't give two shits. When reflecting on that period in life, Sheena isn't sure why she made those choices, but the deed is done, and the results are awesome.

After dropping out, Sheena got her GED and began working little part-time jobs here and there. Eventually, she found herself filing medical records and considering a career in medician.

Because she wasn't a good high school student, Sheena chose the military to get her medical training. There she could learn and make money simultaneously. However, crisis followed Sheena to the army, and soon she got into similar trouble as in school. The bitch was too busy carousing and being young and dumb.

However, she did manage to get some proper medical training and worked in emergency rooms, burn wards, and the like.

Throughout this tumultuous time, Sheena was fucking a lot. It seems like naughty girls always are. Her strong sexual urges led her to the southern Cali swing scene, where she became a notable member. It's in the swing scene that Sheena begins meeting porn stars.

Thanks, Marcus

Professional stunt cock Marcus London was the first to tell Sheena she should get into the industry. However, it would take a couple of years of investigation before she would feel safe jumping in.

By 2010, Sheena felt knowledgeable enough to give porn a try. A friend took sample photos of Sheena that she brought to her first agent. It was obvious to said agent that Sheena had the magic. She was fuckable, skilled with a cock, and pumped out fuck-me energy. The agent hired her on the spot, no questions asked. Her first scene was a blow job scene shot for the Goo Goo Girls with Rodney Moore.

That Sweet Ass

Since then, Sheena has become notorious for her naturally plump thirty-nine-inch ass. That puts her official measurements at 34-27-29 with D-cup titties. That's quite the fucking body. I'd fuck her all day long.

Now that we know a bit about a bitch, let's look at her Twitter page. It's the perfect way to keep up with everything Sheena is up to in the porn world. Trust me. You don't want to miss a thing this cunt does.

Sheena describes herself as an Adult Video News Award-nominated "beautiful disaster." Alright there. Calm down, Taking Back Sunday. You didn't even attend your last couple of years of high school, so I doubt you were that emo.

Sheena is an agent at 101 Modeling, so contact her if you plan on getting into the industry anytime soon. I'm sure most of my fans would make for great stunt cocks. I couldn't even type that jokingly without it causing me some hurt.

Check out Sheena's Link Tree to see everywhere she releases porn. If you're looking to hire a bitch, shoot her an email. Try not to pay attention to the fact she still uses Yahoo mail. I had no idea that it still existed.

Sheena opened her social media accounts in July of 2010 and has since garnered millions of followers between different platforms. Those are massive numbers for a porn star. There are bitches more well-known than her that hover around three hundred thousand followers.

The tweet currently pinned to the top of Sheena's page is a sexy picture of her in lingerie with the caption, "Get me on your set. Always tested and available in Los Angeles and Las Vegas. Direct message or contact 101 modeling for bookings." This slut is always on her hustle.

If you like what you see, and it's award season, Sheena asks that you vote for her for the XBIZ awards. Her ass deserves all the accolades it can get. I'm about to steal a Grammy from Beyonce's mantle and give it to Sheena. Beyonce won't even notice one Grammy missing.

Coupon Cummies

If you're reading this review soon after its release, there is still time for you to take advantage of holiday savings on Sheena's official website. You can watch content, catch live streams, and do much more there. It's certainly worth your time and money.

Let's get into this sluts personal life. Sheena is a bit of a foodie, but despite her trips to Vegas, she has never visited Hell's Kitchen. However, she planned a date night with a friend to go soon. Date night with just a friend? I'd be happy to take Sheena anywhere she wants, pending it's not as a friend. Or perhaps as a friend with benefits. What I'm trying to say is I'll take Sheena to a nice restaurant owned by a celebrity chef and then bone the shit out of you afterward. Sound like fun?

Hitting the Gym

Sheena works hard on staying fuckable, and I, for one, would like to thank her for it. I want Sheena to know that all the effort in the gym is worth it. It's working. She's sexy as all hell, and that booty pops off her little waist like an explosion frozen in time. According to social media, Sheena isn't the only one that deserves thanks: "I want to thank Lillian at Stari Mage for my amazing body thanks to miracle machines that melt the excess fat that's stubborn to diet and exercise. My waist is super snatched."

Yes, it is Sheena. Your snatch is super snatched, also. Actually, every inch of you is snatched better than the last. Please never stop visiting Lillian and getting nude on the internet.

Spank Chain named Sheena their December Spank Mate of the Month a few days ago. Few booties are as smackable as Sheena's. They should just make her Spank Mate of the Month every month. Who else has earned it more?

Red Alert!

My God, Sheena. This post worries me: "I miss marathon sex and orgasms so amazing I cry (also known as attitude adjustment). I need twenty-something-year-old stamina but fifty-something-year-old knowledge."

Pull the alarms, folks. This is not a fucking drill. We have a serious situation here. Someone get me a plane ticket and Sheena's current location. I'll be there as soon as possible to bone the fucking shit out of Sheena for as long as she needs me to. I'll go to the end of the year if you want me to, bitch. This dong is all yours.

Here is a silly question Sheena recently asked, "Hey, lovers. When should I do another live show?" Right, the fuck now, Sheena. In fact, you should be on live twenty-four-seven. I want complete access to that ass at all times. It would mean a lot to both me and my penis.

Since this year's XBIZ and Adult Video News Awards, Sheena has been releasing a shit ton of hot new content. She's been doing a lot of content trades with other porn stars that attended the award shows. That makes now the perfect time to follow her on Twitter, subscribe to her official website, and check out her profile on Porn Hub.

Sheena has her own account on the Hub, and her library of videos there is superb. No Porn Hub visitor should go without laying eyes on this cunt.

Feet Fuckers

Before I go, let me speak to all the foot fetishists out there. Head over to Clips 4 Sale if you want some foot fetish content from Sheena. She recently released a scene titled "Sweaty and Smelly Feet with Sheena Ryder." My readers don't deserve to suck on clean toes. You only deserve the foulest feet available.

Sheena is an exceptional performer with an ass that will send your balls into seizures. Whether you're looking at her ass on porn Hub, listening to her jerk-off instructions on her official site, or smelling her feet on Clips 4 Sale, the end result will be buckets of cum.

There isn't much that Sheena's Twitter account is missing. Just keep feeding us that sweet ass.

I know you want to see all thirty-nine inches of Sheena's booty, so stop holding out on yourself.