Krissy Lynn

Krissy Lynn porn! Krissy Lynn is a porn star's name if I've ever heard one. I can easily imagine myself shouting it while she bobs on my cock spread eagle. Fortunately, this babe looks the part. I could tell Krissy was a porn star from a hundred miles away. Few ladies are as skilled with a penis, and even fewer show off their talent on the internet.

Living Sex Doll

Krissy is a miniature five foot three inches, ideal for throwing a cunt around like a ragdoll. It's no small task packing my enormous cock into her tiny tight little snatch. It's like fitting the square peg in a circle hole. Her pussy grips cock like a Gorilla beats his chest. It makes my eyes cross.

Krissy was born on December 14th, 1984, in Salt Lake City, Utah. As you're already aware, I know many porn stars and an unusual amount grew up in Utah. I can't imagine what the cause of that could be. MMMmmmm, How strange. I guess it's just random. (Cough cough)

Krissy began her adventure in adult entertainment, dancing at a local strip club called Southern Exposure. As you can probably guess from the name, it was a fully nude strip club.

At first, I was shocked to discover Utah has full nude strip clubs, but then I remembered that religious people are those most twisted, perverted hedonistic cock suckers in the solar system. Of course, they have a fully nude strip club.

Step by Step

After acquiring some experience in Utah, Krissy made the classic stripper move by hopping over to Las Vegas. Las Vegas is like heaven for strippers, pending you are hot and talented. A fuckable business-minded stripper can buy an island by the age of thirty-five working in Las Vegas. The key is to not spend your earnings gambling and blowing coke. That's easier said than done in the home of sin.

Krissy got hired at the world-famous gentlemen's club, Sapphire, and immediately began making serious money. Krissy loved it. She's a fucking natural. Men couldn't get enough of her amazing body. She's a sex Goddess. Guys were lined up around the block to get in.

It didn't take long for her work at the strip club to garner the attention of several people in the adult entertainment industry. They saw the potential inside of Krissy Lynn's pants and convinced her to give fucking on camera a try. She's never looked back.

In 2008, after some debate about where to go, Krissy signed a contract with the well-respected top LA agency, Direct Models. By 2009 she had released her first scenes. Krissy was welcomed into the industry with open arms, and dudes started beating her right away.

At this point, Krissy Lynn has worked with all the biggest studio names in porn, including Vivid, Hustler, Wicked, and Pure Play. In 2011 she won an Adult Video News award for the best three-way sex scene. I highly recommend you look up the footage. Your penis will reward you by slinging ropes.

In 2012 Krissy was nominated for a total of five Adult Video News awards but did not take home any plaques. Krissy keeps her fantastic body in shape by hiking, exercising, and living a healthy lifestyle.

Currently, Krissy Lynn wanders around the country in a van with her partner while working remotely. One of the great things about porn is that you can take nude pictures and videos of yourself anywhere you want. Thanks to advancements in modern camera tech, vans, hotels, and State Parks are all viable places to shoot porn. As long as Krissy's tits are available, she can create content.

Krissy Lynn is considered by her peers to be one of the most likable porn stars in the business. She has an extremely devoted fanbase. One of the reasons for that is she answers fan mail, messages, texts, and calls. She even accepts requests from fans keen to see her fulfill their fetish.

Staying Active

Now that we've covered some basics let's explore Krissy's social media pages to see what she gets up to. Currently pinned at the top of her Twitter page is a video clip showcasing some of the content she sticks on Only Fans.

Recently Krissy has been releasing old content filmed on her phone that she's been sitting on. Sometimes porn stars backlog content in case they get sick, but said content must be rotated occasionally.

These phone videos will give my readers a taste of the Krissy Lynn boyfriend experience. You guys fucking wish. I bet you'd kill your own mothers to go on one date with this bitch. You're desperate. To be fair, if dating Krissy earns me these kinds of messages, I'll marry a bitch right the fuck now.

Along with her Only Fans, Krissy also has a Just For Fans account where you can see every nook and cranny of this bitch's perfect body. I recommend subscribing to both. Otherwise, you're liable to miss some gold. Trust me. You don't want to miss a single frame of porn this cunt makes.

Krissy enjoys commemorating getting a new subscriber on Just For Fans by posting a short clip from her account on social media. Let's just say the rainbow-colored fishnets she wore recently had precum leaking out of my cock before I even touched it. I had to begin playing pocket pool immediately or risk suffering a stroke.

Krissy is a keen businesswoman first and a filthy little slut second. That's why she burst-tweets photos and asks for retweets. I'll retweet that body anytime she wants. I'm here for you. For the price of a blow job, I'll retweet everything you say for a week.

The Pussy is Not Just For Shits and Giggles

That brings us to a tweet that helps to clarify why Krissy is releasing older content saved on her phone. Krissy Lynn is currently preggo. That's right, good people. Some lucky bastard creampied this cunt's tight pussy and knocked her up. That's one happy bastard. I hope Krissy gets a C-section to keep her pussy in top-notch shape. I don't want her blowing out an O-ring.

Krissy has been keeping fans up to date on her pregnancy body since a little bump formed. Now, she is eight months in, and the transformation has been awesome and sexy. Her tits look entirely different. The nipples got larger and darker, the breast tissue took to a more tear-drop shape, and jigglyness increased by two hundred percent.

I have to concede that I'm not a huge fan of how she got pregnant. Krissy never thought she would be a mom. However, she decided to give getting pregnant two or three shots; if it didn't work, it wasn't meant to be. Well, she got pregnant.

Personally, I think more thought and agency should go into creating a baby than ordering Chinese food. "If they don't pick up in three rings, I'll be healthy and make a garden salad." This is why the world is full of dip-shits, retards, and douche nozzles. However, I admit that if it weren't for bitches diving headfirst into motherhood without thinking, we wouldn't have as many porn stars.

Furthermore, if I were dating Krissy, I'd be dumping loads into her as often as possible. Fuck condoms. Fuck pulling out. I wouldn't be able to stop myself. I'm filling Krissy's pussy with my baby batter at least five times a day.

Krissy's boobs aren't the only parts developing and expanding on her body. She also grew herself a thick forty-inch ass. Goddamn, maybe this cunt should just be pregnant all the fucking time. Is that possible? Do we have the technology? Somebody get a scientist on the phone.

Growing up

Motherhood has Krissy Lynn thinking about more than dick and dough. Now she ponders things like mental well-being, fitness, spirituality, and diet. Krissy wants to share her newfound new-age passion with her fans, but porn sites might not be the ideal place to do it. That's why she created her own Youtube channel.

If you want to know more about Krissy than just what she looks like naked, Youtube is the best way to do it. As of writing this review, there are only three videos up. One is an intro, the second is about juicing celery while pregnant, and the last is about grain-free diets.

Krissy is the essence of a porn star. She's fuckable, willing to try anything, diagnosably crazy, and dick addicted. Her pregnancy journey is making a lot of dudes sling rope. She might be able to retire after this.

I think we could all do without the self-help enlightenment bull shit when we are trying to jerk off. Keep that shit on your Youtube page and stick to nudes on your Twitter.

Krissy and her pregnant body are waiting for you on Twitter. To help this bitch buy some diapers.