Diana Daniels

Diana Daniels "leaked" OnlyFans porn & nudes? Nope. After much lively dispute, I think I have calculated the sexiest thing a lady can say. Before I drop this chunk of critical knowledge, take a couple of guesses as to what it might be. Perhaps "please, stick it in" or "ram it in my ass." "Can I blow your cock" is certainly up there.

The Best Phrase Ever

As great as those phrases are, they aren't the sexiest thing a lady can say. The true answer is short and sweet: "Please, cum inside of me." God, I love that sentence.

Let's briefly break the statement down and explore what makes it so arousing. The phrase begins with "please," which can't be overlooked. Being polite can get you pretty far in this world. Please might not be the meat and potatoes of the sentence, but it's the frosting on the cake. Not only does the whore want you to jizz inside her puss, but the please adds pathetic desperation. It's like she won't be able to go on without your sperm in her pussy.

The second word is cum. Obviously, this is the best word in the expression. Anytime I'm asked to cum, I proudly deliver. Orgasms are my favorite thing in the entire universe, and the word should be required in every sentence.

Cum might be my favorite word in the sentence, but "Inside" is the most essential. There are many places to deliver your load. You can bust between a slut's jaws, on her face, on her tits, on her TV stand, on her fine china, and even on her ferret.

Despite all those incredible options, most dudes agree that deep inside the vagina is the best. I love basting a bitch's cervix. That's why I watch Diana Daniels fuck so often. She loves being creampied almost as much as I love cream pieing her. It's a match made in heaven. We should probably get married. I'm just saying. You have to be okay with me cheating, though.

A hundred years ago, you could just cum inside a bitch without asking. It was expected. Invited, even. Diana would have had a field day. Unfortunately, many bitches will make you pull out these days. It fucking sucks. There are no words I hate to hear more. That's what makes the words "Pease, cum inside of me" so mighty. It's the perfect surprise to hear after putting in some solid stroke work.

Diana hasn't asked someone to pull out in her entire life. She's a fucking cum sponge. Whether she's at work riding a stunt cock or at home fucking dudes for shits and giggles, she wants a snatch full of jizz.

Cream Pies Are For Everyone

It's no wonder that cream pie porn is consistently one of the most popular subgenres in porn. No matter what other fetishes you may have, from midgets to septic tanks, finishing inside a bitch's guts is still the gold standard for sperm release.

Whether you like 18-plus teens, BBWs, milfs, scat, gimp suits, BDSM, or feet, everyone wants to inject their cum into a cunt's birth canal. I bet my readers are drooling down their faces right now.

All it takes is reading descriptions of cumming inside a bitch to make a man's penis engorge with blood. Especially if the man reading never gets to dump loads in bitches. Your imagination must be running wild.

Nothing Compares

I know that many of my fans have spent hundreds, if not thousands, of dollars on Fleshlights, pussy sleeves, auto blowers, and male vibrators. But it doesn't matter how much dough you spend, how fancy the pocket pussy is, or how many RPMs the thing is capable of. It will never feel as good as slinging rope between a bitches vaginal walls.

I'm sorry you guys will never experience a cream pie. I feel a little extra shitty at this moment because I slung ropes into a bitches slit only five minutes ago, and it was fucking awesome. I highly recommend it. Five stars.

The bitch wasn't Diana, but she was just as hot, which really says something considering Diana is pornfection. She was made for a life in the industry.

If you are a fan of creampie porn, there is no better bitch to look up than Diana. She's a cum queen. A jizz genie. A Sperm sponge.

But cream pies aren't Diana's only superpower. No one will debate me when I say tits are the shit. They’re squishy, bouncy, squeezable, suckable, fuckable, and hypnotizing. When boobs burst forth out of a bra, it is like the light of the Lord shining down upon me. Our jaws drop, drool hangs from ur lips, and we walk toward them, making a grabbing hand motion. We can’t help ourselves. The desires reside deep inside our DNA. We want our children to have a fat titty to suck gallons of milk out of. Yum.

But our undying love for bouncy chunks of fleshy meat doesn’t stop at tits. If you’re like me, the one thing that beats titty is ass. God damn, is booty not the absolute best thing on the planet?

Of all its many natural and artificial treasures, does ass not rank among the chiefest? It does. Slappable, spankable, twerkable, penetrable, and place-on-faceable. An actual work of art. The perfect ass attains the beauty of the golden ratio.

Cheek to Cheek

What draws men to the booty like a shark? Scientists have done their research and come up with a few different hypotheses. I'll save the most interesting one for last, but let's start with something obvious.

We aren’t supposed to look at and touch it. Humans love to desire what they can't have. If I approach a lady on the street and attempt to place my face between her ass cheeks, she will be more than a little angry. I will likely be arrested and labeled a sex offender.

I’ll interject a personal theory here. I think that privacy is one of the reasons foot fetishes develop. Feet are generally hidden away under shoes and socks. While the foot isn’t a private part, it is considered somewhat intimate by body part standards. Men want to put anything we aren’t supposed to see or touch in public in our mouths.

Booty makes for an excellent pussy handle. Whether you’re giving out a simple hug or deep dicking a slut's gash in a Jiffy Lube parking lot, you can use the booty handle to angle the pussy onto your rod and tackle. By getting a firm pinch locked in from the under booty, you can even stop it from walking away and bring it back into range for further fondling.

There is nothing like grabbing Diana by the ass, gathering leverage over her gash, and pumping her love tunnel full of every drop of jizz in my balls. The booty handles ensure you're completely drained of baby batter.

The question of society’s role in the popularity of fat asses is akin to the age-old question, ‘What came first, the chicken or the egg?' I think it’s a little column A and a little column B. Humanities’ natural propensity for loving ass brought it into the cultural spotlight. Once there, loving bums became a self-fulfilling prophecy.

A lady's ass is one of her most feminine features. Sure, both men and women have an ass, but each has a distinct look. The gentile curvature and hairlessness are just two of the myriad things that make a woman’s ass far superior.

Background of a Cum Cave

Diana's ass was born in Hlavni Mesto Praha on March 1st, 1997. It's attached to a five-foot-five frame that weighs one hundred and nine pounds. Her measurements are 30-23-36. That's plenty shapely. Your penis will be more than pleased gazing upon her naked body.

Not that you guys will ever get the chance to fuck this bitch, but in case you were curious what Diana's turn-ons are, they're Handcuffs, Toys, Spanking, Cream pies, and Shopping. Perhaps if you're rich enough, you could take Diana on an expensive enough shopping trip that she gives you a hand job. I wouldn't hold your breath, though.

Diana Daniels is one sexy-ass bitch. Her passion for getting jizzed in is one of my favorite traits in a woman. If you love cream pie porn, look no further than Diana.

The only thing Diana Daniels is missing from her catalog is a scene with Blacked. I want to see this bitch get pierced by a ten-inch black cock.

In the meantime, beat off to Diana's many cream pie videos. You'll be happy you did.