Purple Bitch

Purple Bitch porn! I can’t stop jacking off to Purple Bitch’s videos. They’re different. They’re better. They’re the best. She and her friends are making the best porn videos in history, all on their own. No industry production, as far as I can tell. It’s all just a bunch of Russian babes who really know how to please an audience. This is some other shit. I’ve only ever met a couple of girls in real life who come close to this kind of sexual magic. The entire western porn industry looks like a joke compared to any one video that Purple Bitch has been in. Whether you’re watching her getting dicked, fucking her girlfriends or just lounging around in her bedroom, her videos are all GOATs. This is it. This is ten out of ten porn for the masses. I don’t see how it could possibly get any better than this.

Why the praise? Why the boner? Because she does everything and she does it better than everyone. Seriously, all the holes, all the time. Anal? Of course, all the time. She takes it up the ass more often than she stuffs her pussy and boy does she love stuffing her pussy. Cumshots? Of course, with cocks, but also augmented with a ton of fake cum because she really loves having actual gallons of white ooze inside and out of every single one of her holes. She does the ahegao shit. She moans, she groans and she bends over. She sucks, she throats and she never holds back. I’m almost certain that Purple Bitch was put together by a KGB cell that specializes in robotics, because there is no way a real human woman could be this perfect.

Greatest of All Time

If it wasn’t clear from the intro, I’m in love. I love this woman. I love her more than I love myself, and that’s a lot of love. I’m the coolest dude in the universe. I don’t bend over for just any woman. I want to get my hands on Purple Bitch. Give me 24 hours with her and I’ll fuck her nonstop until I die. The real question is whether I prefer her pussy or her asshole. Oh, who am I kidding, it has to be ass all the way. When a chick offers you the possibility of anal, you fucking take it. The pussy ain’t going anywhere, but that attitude, that’s not an everyday thing. A babe has to be in a particularly good mood to give up the ass fuck. Purple Bitch seems to be in a perpetual good mood, though. Does her asshole ever close? Our scientists are still working on it.

The sheer level of innovation that comes with Purple Bitch’s content is insane. I actually found a video of her sucking off her boyfriend, or whoever this guy is, then the dude straight up just fucked a sex doll with giant jugs for like 30 minutes. Purple Bitch just sort of sat there, touching and gawking. It was a really special adventure for the two of them. What’s the appeal of this kind of smut? Well, they only did it once, so they’re covering a spread. If this was all they did, no-one would give a shit about the content. But, the wonderful thing about Purple Bitch is that she innovates. “One of each”. She does all kinds of unique shit and that’s why she stands out.

Lesbian Anal is All the Rage

When Purple Bitch isn’t pushing the envelope on unique homemade triple A porn, she’s doing bread and butter videos, which for her almost always include anal penetration and lesbians. Her friend Octokuro is featured in like half of these. They are so obsessed with each other’s colons, it’s crazy. This is why I love them. They’re not break-your-mind gorgeous, even though they do pull off a mean double pair of titties. Most of their appeal comes from their love for anal gapes. They often do insane close ups with an ass in the air and a chick hovering just above it, licking the rim and penetrating the hole with some giant dildo.

My favorite anal performances by Purple Bitch involve double anal penetration with two lesbians sharing one double sided dildo. There’s something magical about two gorgeous lesbians with giant tits connecting to each other anally through one toy. It has no evolutionary background. I mean, it has nothing to do with baby making. Then again, we men love lesbians and they’re basically the only women who wouldn’t fuck us. I don’t know, for me it’s like free candy. I love lesbians and these are the best goddamn lesbians on the planet, period.

Cosplay is Her Main Kink

One thing I haven’t mentioned, that I kind of mustn’t forget is the strong dedication Purple Bitch has on cosplays. Almost all of her videos feature her in a cosplay. It’s funny because I’ve seen cosplay porn before, but usually it’s centered on the actual fictional character, as the sole reason to rope you into watching the damn video. You know, like a POV video of you fucking Tifa Lockhart or some shit. It’s a great format, but it gets stale if you’re not exclusively into that fictional character.

Well, Purple Bitch and her friends have a different approach. They’re almost always in costume, but the costume itself is almost entirely on their faces. They’re naked otherwise. They don’t even take time to strip, they start the damn videos naked. They know what you want to see. So, there are wigs, makeup and a lot of colored contact lenses, but the rest of it is all classical pussy, ass and titties. This is exactly the kind of porn that every hot-blooded male can enjoy.

The Cosplay is Just for Flair

The cosplay is an added bonus, not a focal point. And, for some reason, it really turns me on. I don’t personally care about cosplays, but in this case, I’m making an exception. Take for example this one video where Purple Bitch and three of her friends are together in one room, eating each other out and penetrating each other’s assholes, while they’re all dressed as some wizard chick from some anime that I’ve never seen. It’s amazing! The costume adds to the excitement. It makes sense somehow.

For some reason the character Hinata from Naruto is really popular among these videos. It’s like a recurring character or some shit. Purple Bitch really loves wearing wigs. She’s also obsessed with some Ankha character that I’m sure you nerds will recognize. It’s some sort of Egyptian cat woman with blue hair and big yellow ears. Below the neck she’s practically naked, with a few strips of white cloth that I’m guessing are supposed to suggest she’s a mummy.

The Hottest Butterface on the Planet

Let’s not get too lost in the technical aspects of the smut. Let’s talk bodies. Purple Bitch has a perfect body. Plain and simple. She’s got the hourglass figure, but she’s not skinny. Far from it. She’s got all the assets needed to make a man die of boneritis. The tits are huge, but not so huge that they’ll start sagging in a few years. They’re round and they’re perfect. I think I detect a hint of cosmetic surgery on those babies, but I can’t be sure. Some women just happen to be perfect by nature.

She also sports nipple piercings and I’m a huge fan of these. I still remember the day I first tasted a nipple piercing on a chick. She was a thin blonde with medium sized breasts and an amazing petite form. I thought they’d get in the way, but it was actually pretty hot shit. I think they increase nipple sensitivity in some way. I’m not sure. Either way, Purple Bitch makes it work. Unfortunately, Purple Bitch’s face is kind of … buttery. In that she’s a butterface. But you can’t tell, at least not in the modern cosplay videos we’ve been talking about.

Fap to Her Smut, Now

I looked up her previous work and found some videos in which there is no over the top makeup. Just cocks and anal penetration. They’re great but they’re missing that Purple Bitch charm that I’m used to seeing on PornHub nowadays. Plus, in those videos you can really see the flaws in her face. She’s much hotter with the cosplay shit on. It hides her flaws and makes her look like a sex goddess.

In other words, she’s not the kind of chick you’d want to marry, because when the makeup comes off, you’ll be very disappointed with the situation. But she is the kind of chick you want to fap to, because she knows exactly how to please you through the screen. Check her out today. Most of her content is free anyways. Oh, and start with videos of her and Octokuro together. Thank me later.