Lexi Lore

Lexi Lore porn! My busy calendar doesn’t contain a whole lot of free time. I keep to a tight schedule to ensure I don't fall behind. I watch porn for ten to twelve hours a day, consume some food, write a few articles, and then it's off to bed.

Life is Hard

I burn a shit ton of calories every day. You'd be surprised how much effort it takes to choke the chicken as often as I do. I’m basically a fucking endurance athlete. A man can't bob his dominant hand up and down all day without developing some muscle tone. The seven or eight hours of sleep a day you survive on isn't enough for me. I need a minimum of ten to recover fully overnight.

Of course, my diet has to be equally aggressive as my sleep schedule. I take in high-quality calories every hour and a half. To put it simply, I eat like a professional bodybuilder.

If I go longer than two hours without a Pop Tart, I'll slip into a post cum coma. While I’m not a proud man, I'm not trying to be found by the EMTs with my pants around my ankles. Plus, they probably wouldn’t let me relieve my blue balls once I regained consciousness at the hospital.

As you can imagine, unimportant bullshit like family and friends have to fall by the wayside. It’s a self-sacrifice I'm fully willing to make for the sake of you fucks. I know you dip shits need the latest and greatest in fresh porn, but your pathetic lives don’t have as much scheduled beat time as mine does.

You've prioritized what you mistakingly think is essential. Little do you know that family and friends are garbage if you're not fapping a few times a day. Although that seems like a silly fuck up to me, I’m glad you do it. If we all lived my lifestyle, the world would grind to a halt, and I'd have had no one left to read my shit.

A Bit of Everything

Today I'm talking about the incredible Lexi Lore, but as you have probably noticed, I'm down to fuck any variant of bitch as long as they're hot. I peel pussy apart so regularly that pussy variety is extremely important to me.

Otherwise, I contract a case of the pussy fatigue. Pussy fatigue is a medical condition I invented that I'm pretty sure only myself and Usher suffer from. It's why women like Lexi Lore were invented. I double-dog dare you to get tired of seeing Lexi Lore naked.

P.F Wangs

Pussy fatigue can only happen to alpha males who have sex multiple times a day. I'm talking about a level of vagina consumption that would make your tiny little head spin. You can't even comprehend this shit. I fuck pussy like my life depends on it because it does.

When you've been dipping your dick in gash every couple of hours, every day, for years and years, your vagina can all start to blend together in your head. It's much like repeating a word over and over to yourself until it ceases to have meaning. Pussy becomes an ethereal concept in your mind until you're unable to define what it is anymore. It might as well be a baseball or an order of orange chicken.

There is only one cure for pussy fatigue, and it's crushing more pussy. Preferably pussy as high-quality as Lexi Lore. Unless your me, pussy like Lexi's isn't tough to locate. For me, it grows on trees, but for you, it grows in underwater sea vents spewing magma. You'll never get it. All I have to do when I get a case of the pussy fatigue is pull out my cell and ask Lexi if she's up.

Why am I even bothering to teach you about this shit? There is almost no chance that even one of my readers is intimately familiar with the condition. I don't doubt that you suffer from masturbation fatigue, sure. But pussy fatigue is so far off your radar that it might as well be in the Kuiper belt.

Solutions

I've had to struggle through multiple bouts of pussy fatigue and have become an expert in the subject. One thing has become clear to me over the years: 18+ teen pussy is the best cure. That 18+ pussy is tight, pristine, and ready to make you forget about your troubles.

Something about the pristine nature of untainted 18+ teen pussy makes it the perfect cure for all forms of vaginal exhaustion. The youthful tightness and playful innocence of 18+ teen pussy is like penicillin for the genitals.

However, 18+ teen pussy is like smoke in the wind. It is but an evanescence that disappears as quickly as it arrives. Most women only get two years to make the best of their teen pussy, but a select few get to retain their 18+ teen status well into their twenties.

One such example of an eternal 18+ teen is Lexi Lore. At the ripe old age of twenty-four, she doesn't look a day over nineteen. She's still fresh-faced, her body is perfect, her tits are perky, and the pussy is like a vice grip.

Sudden Stardom

Like many modern porn stars, Lexi Lore got her start doing cam shows. It didn't take long for pervs all around the world to fall in love with every inch of Lexi. It doesn't matter what your thing is; you'll want to fuck this bitch.

Eventually, Lexi was making a shit ton of money on her Chaturbate account, but she was getting bored. Her dad suggested she check out Craigs List for a new gig, and that turned out to be a fate-filled suggestion.

That's because Lexi found herself an adult ad on Craigs List and decided to pursue it. It's only logical that if your cam shows are doing well, porn is the next move. A seed becomes a tree, an egg becomes a bird, and a cam star becomes a porn star.

It didn't take long for a porn production company to jump on Lexi before anyone else did. Hussie models beat the competition, and Lexi released her first porn through them in December of 2017.

Many of her first scenes were filmed through Team Skeet, Bang Bros, Mofos, and Reality Kings. Those are some big ass names. When major production companies are the first motherfuckers you're filming with, it says something.

One of her first films, "Bracefaced Hook Up" has gone down in history as a porn banger. If you haven't busted a bit to that shit, get to it. You can thank me later.

Lexi had a big 2018. She dove head first into porn, and for their part, porn embraced her. Mofos "Stranded Teens" shoot is widely considered one of their best releases. If you guys pop that bad boy in, I guarantee you cum twice. Once again, you can thank me later.

Lexi Lore is so fucking good at what she does; even Black Valley Girls had to hire her. Lexi couldn't get paler if she was a vampire. That doesn't matter when you're as sexy as Lexi. Every production company wants her on set.

Both Holes are Open for Business

Some porn stars wait years before doing their first anal scene. Lexi isn't that kind of lady. She loves anal sex. There was no way Lexi was going to hold out on her fans like that. When a bitch has as cute an asshole as Lexi, you have to get it on camera as soon as possible.

If Lexi's pussy is tight, her asshole is a singularity. That tiny little brown eye is barely big enough for a finger, let alone a penis. Fortunately, Lexi doesn't let that stop her from packing massive stunt cocks in there. That's what makes Lexi the consummate professional. Sometimes comfort has to sit on the back burner in favor of producing world-class content.

Before the close of 2018, Lexi scored a coveted one-year contract with Erotique. Lexi was fucking thrilled. Her contract allowed Lexi to stretch her creative wings. Up to that point, she had been shoehorned into roles like schoolgirl and stepdaughter. E.E. knew she could be more than just the new fresh face. If it wasn't for them, Lexi might not be the force to be reckoned with she is now.

Lexi is probably going to look like an 18+ teen for another fifteen years. I imagine she and I will continue to have a close relationship when I'm home alone. However, that doesn't mean you shouldn't start beating her up this instant.

No matter what porn sites you frequent, you'll find Lexi there. Type her name into a search and get to beat your dick.