Fun With Feet

Do you have Fun With Feet? There’s a plethora of podiatric pleasures to partake in, from walking barefoot in the grass to stomping wine grapes to smoking cigarettes with your tootsies like some kind of freakish, human-ape hybrid. Of course, since you’re reading this on ThePornDude, I imagine you’ve got some pervier things in mind for those delicate arches, don’t you? Hey, I don’t blame you, because I’m having the same sleazy thoughts!

FunWithFeet.com calls themselves “The #1 platform to buy and sell sexy feet pictures and videos”. By the numbers, they do get a bit less traffic than FeetFinder, which I’ve reviewed here at ThePornDude, but they’re still pulling a couple million visitors a month. Traffic ain’t the only measure of a site’s worth, so I was curious what else they had to offer to gain that self-proclaimed top slot. As a bit of a foot freak myself, I couldn’t wait to have a little peek around.

Let’s Have Fun with Feet!

The tour page at FunWithFeet is polished, professional, and damn near wholesome compared to some of the filth I spend my days shaking my dick at. Despite the fetishistic imagery of pedicured toes and dangling high heels, it feels more like a SFW e-commerce site than something intended to help you blow a load into a woman’s sock you stole from the laundromat.

They break down the basics out front, and it couldn’t be simpler. You set up an account and start selling foot content, or you set up an account and start buying it. Unless this is your first time on the internet, there ain’t going to be a learning curve at all.

They offer a nice range of amateur foot fetish content, and list some of their most popular categories on the front page, with examples. High heels, socks, lotion and tattoos are big around here, as are dirty feet, dancers and mature babes going barefoot. The full category list gets into nylons, fishnets, and boots, plus kinkier fare like grannies, stomping, BDSM and footjobs. Who’s up for some cummy feet or some hairy ones?

Like OnlyFans and its many copycats, all kinds of content creators are signing up to peddle their pedal pumpers on FunWithFeet. The search page offers filters for age, ethnicity, and a surprisingly wide range of gender identities. They’re inclusive as all hell, with Transgender, Genderqueer, Agender, Non-binary and Intersex listed among the usual chicks and dudes.

I know most of my visitors around here tend to visit these sites as customers, but it’s worth taking a look at the terms if you’re even remotely interested in uploading some of your own pics. Instead of the usual cut they take on platforms like OnlyFans, FunWithFeet.com charges a small listing fee to use their service. It’s ten bucks for three months, or fifteen bones for six months. Depending on what kind of volume you’re moving, this could potentially mean much higher profit margins than the other content platforms.

Just Whose Pretty Feet Are These?

Call me a cynical bastard, but one of my first concerns when I pulled up FunWithFeet was the potential for phonies, fakes and scammers. Any asshole with a laptop or a phone can scour Reddit or Google Image Search for feet photos and then pass them off as their own. How do you know you’re really paying for exclusive content from the actual creators?

I took a look at the Buyer FAQs, which helped put me at ease. “We verify every seller on the site to ensure that our buyers are buying from real people and have the best experience possible,” they write. I guess it shouldn’t be too big a surprise, as they wouldn’t have lasted this long and gained such a fat userbase if they had a reputation for sketchy bullshit.

While not all masturbators are eager to slide into those DMs, one of the big appeals of sites like FunWithFeet and OnlyFans is that you can interact directly with the models. Fun With Feet doesn’t currently offer any monthly subscriptions, but does roll in a lot of those other social media features like messaging and following. You can even tip the girls if you want to show them some extra love.

You don’t have to sign up right away if you ain’t spending money and you don’t feel like messaging anybody, but the site did seem to work a little better when I took a few seconds to register an account. I’m not sure why, but I ran into some weird little navigation quirks as an unregistered guest, with certain links just not working. Once I had an account, everything worked perfectly.

How About Some Freebies While You’re Here?

Even before I’d signed up, I was already getting all hard and drippy from all the freebies. All of the available galleries include some free sample photos of sexy feet. Sometimes you only get a single peek at some glorious soles or painted toenails, but some chicks are a bit more giving toward the cheapskates in the audience.

Those of you stopping by for the free stuff without any intention of spending money will find a fair amount of material, though it pales in comparison to the level of premium content available. The models having Fun With Feet are active as hell, adding dozens of new homemade foot galleries every day.

I’m writing this review on a Wednesday afternoon, and today’s crop is just incredible. There are Asians doing foot worship shoots at the beach, chubby MILFs showing off pedicures while talking about walking all over you, and babes showing off their entire foot care routine. Some galleries feature new socks, some feature sweaty old ones, and a ton of them offer up beautiful bare feet in all their glory.

Most of the fresh galleries are focused on feet, with a few shining a spotlight on pointy heels or other footwear. There are a few outliers where the focus is a little less foot intensive, like a recent gallery of nylons, a new lingerie photoshoot, and one titled “Feet and Pussy.” Sorry, the previews for that one only show the foot half of the equation.

Fun Things to Do with Feet

After typing the paragraphs above, I took a brief break to eat lunch and conduct my daily twelve o’clock fap session. By the time I got back, Fun With Feet users had added more than two dozen new galleries. This new batch includes a dildo footjob, some gay domination with a dude stepping on his slave, and a few different beach galleries. I guess summer is officially here!

I clicked on the most recent collection, a foot worship gallery of a babe showing off some new fishnets. The full gallery is eight pics, including a couple very enticing freebies. The same model also has a collection where she’s lubing up her tootsies with baby oil.

Models set their own gallery prices, and they vary a lot. The baby oil collection is 4 pics for five bucks, but the fishnet pics are a bit pricier at 8 for $20. FunWithFeet.com accepts Visa and Mastercard right now, though I’d like to see some other options like PayPal, crypto and gift cards included in the future.

One feature I’d really like to see is a price filter built into the search engine. They have a nice set of filters for finding the type of content you’re looking for, but a price filter would help you dial in your preferences even tighter. I think a lot of users would end up spending more this way, because you could seek out the collections that offer the biggest bang for your buck.

While they ain’t nearly as popular as OnlyFans, FunWithFeet.com offers a healthy selection of amateur foot fetish content from a wide range of models. The platform is well designed and the interface intuitive, making it easy as hell to find what you want, buy it, and ruin yet another keyboard with sperm. They’ve got plenty of freebies to get you in the mood to spend some money, so I’d recommend a visit if you’re into arches, soles, or beautiful toes.