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I think a big reason why Indian porn isn't more prevalent is that they haven't had a major star yet. For many years, no one has been paying attention to Arab porn, but since Mia Khalifa made her debut, everyone does. India needs a Mia Khalifa to push them into the porn limelight.

Much of the smut being shipped from India is homemade amateur shit. Studio porn happens, but those releases are few and far between compared to homemade content. However, there are plenty of ladies on XXX Indian Porn that deserve to become porn stars. These bitches are sexy as all hell. I think you guys are about to be obsessed with Indian pussy.

Indians Wrote the Book on Sex

There's no question as to if Indian bitches get freaky. They fucking invented the Kama Sutra. What more needs to be said? Who else spent years and years compiling the best sexual positions into one convenient location? That takes a serious passion for the craft. You only do that shit if you are dedicated to the art of crushing puss and slinging long ropes. Trust me. You want a piece of this expertise.

The Kama Sutra is not just about fucking bitches to the best of your ability. It’s actually a handbook to living a good life and enjoying your time on Earth. Sex is, of course, a substantial portion of the joy humans are able to experience. To me, the ideal day is full of naps, good food, and incredible intercourse. What else does a motherfucker need in his life? Personal achievement? That sounds like some bitch shit to me. Professional advancement? Who the fuck do you think I am? Mark Cuban? Fulfilling relationships? Yeah. If by that you mean filling up cunts with my cock.

Vatsyayana Mallanaga is credited as the author, though he says he assembled other ancient texts as part of his process. No one knows who this guy was, but it’s pretty clear he fucked and fucked good. This horny motherfuckers must have had one of the greatest pussy crushers in human history.

If I had a time machine, that’s who I would go back to speak with. Kill baby Hitler? What am I, a history major with a minor in ethics? Speak with Einstein? No way did that dude know how to bang. I think he was autistic or some shit. The only other person I might visit is that Ethiopian dude who was the richest dude ever. He pilgrimaged with wagons full of gold and bitches. That guy one hundred percent fucks.

I've read that modern man’s highly nutritious diet has made us bigger. Does that mean if I visit the past, the pussies get tighter and the dicks smaller? If I march into a first-century bar full of wenches and pull out my hammer, will it be worshipped as a cock God? Will I be ripping sluts gashes up to their assholes?

These are all questions I can never hope to answer without a proper time machine. Fortunately, my TSRPV2 (Tesla Sex Robot Prototype Version 2) has a first-century setting that tightens the pussy and creates inspirational dialog such as “Wow, that’s a fat hog you got on you, mysterious traveler.” and “I’m not sure my pussy will survive this walloping.”

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You guys might not believe me, but I am preparing to release my own version of the Kama Sutra called “The Kama Fapper.” If you can't figure it out by the name, it’s a Kama Sutra for us meat-beating addicts. Don't tell me that you play pocket pool in the same position every damn day? Jesus fucking Christ, what a dull and uninteresting life you lead. Not only do you get no bitches, but you don’t even bother spicing up your solo love life. You can’t just play eightball all the time. Get a game of nine balls in every now and again.

My book is sort of like if Mandingo was a yoga teacher. You don’t have to be especially flexible, but a decent sense of balance helps. I also suggest wearing a rock climber's waist-mounted chalk bag full of water-based lube. Not only will you experience the best orgasms of your pathetic little life, but you might even lose a bit of weight. You could certainly use it, you disgusting bastards.

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Claudia gets started by teasing us with a little strip show. I couldn't take my eyes off the screen. It took all my self-control to not skip ahead so I could immediately see her naked body.

After all her clothes come off, the stunt cock approaches to oil down that thick cake of hers. As you fuckers may already know, I love oil porn. It's the fucking best. Oil is like a highlighter for a bitches naked body. It makes every little detail pop.

Once she's doused in oil, Claudia gets on her knees and starts sucking the stunt cock. Judging by the look on homies face, she knows what she's doing. This isn't her first, nor her last rodeo.

After a thorough cock sucking, Claudia proceeds to take that dick in every position imaginable. Clearly, the director has read the Kama Sutra once or twice.

Finally, things wrap up with some good old-fashioned anal sex. There's nothing like an anal cream pie to put a smile on a man's face.

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