PornShow

If you directed a Porn Show based on your own fap fantasies and wet dreams, what would you include? Me, I like a mix of babes: blondes and brunettes, Asians and Latinas, MILFs and newly minted 18-year-old teenage pornstars. If you’ve seen my work over on the PornDudeCasting couch, you probably already knew that. Today ain’t about my hookups, conquests or dirty movie shoots, though. No, this is your day, and this is your very own Porn Show.

You’re literally just a few clicks away from seeing your dream girl completely naked, and perhaps even stuffed full of cock. PornShow.ai is an AI porn generator making nudes out of nothing. Perhaps “nothing” ain’t quite the right word, because it’s actually making those dirty pics out of the details you feed it. If you know me, you know I’ve got an absolutely filthy mind, so I couldn’t wait to plug it into the machine. Let’s see what me and this porn robot can come up with.

Welcome to the Porn Show, Directed by You

Raise your hand if your mind has been absolutely blown by the sudden, meteoric rise of artificial intelligence in recent months. Raise your dick if you’ve tried using them to build custom nudes and porn scenes. I think it’s the natural inclination of not just perverts like me, but dudes in general. We are visual creatures, after all, programmed to seek out boobies, butts and pretty faces.

I’ve seen some high-quality fake photos of beautiful women coming out of services like DALL-E and Midjourney, but my own experiments with the well-known mainstream services haven’t been anything to write home about. They’re powerful as hell, but designed more as all-purpose image generators than automatic porn machines. You’ve got to massage your requests repeatedly, tweaking the parameters again and again if you want to come up with something good. Even then, NSFW content is often excluded by default.

PornShow uses the same technology, but they’ve trained their AI model specifically for horny folks like you and me. The resulting images are a lot more limited in scope, but they’re a hell of a lot easier to shake your dick at. The front page shows a rotating selection of pics created by their engine, and I’m already all fucking horny from the samples.

If I didn’t notice the AI domain tacked onto PornShow.ai, I might not immediately assume it was AI site. I don’t see any of the usual deformities you expect on the front page--no extra limbs, melting faces or tits melded together. To the contrary, it’s banging out high-quality fake nude photos and impressive hentai imagery.

It's an enticing tour, that’s for sure. PornShow is part of the first big wave of AI porn generators that I’ve reviewed recently, and offers one of the nicer presentations. The layout ultimately doesn’t matter half as much as the actual AI porn-generating service, but as smut peddler myself, I appreciate the care they’ve given to the user experience. So many of these sites are rolling with the most barebones presentation that a pretty one like this stands out.

Let’s Make Some AI Nudes

PornShow.ai is technically a premium service, so you’ve got to break out your wallet if you want to get the full set of features and benefits. That said, they offer a free trial for the low, low price of just one sacrificial email address. Open up yourself to a little bit of inbox spam and you can make some fake porn for free. Seems fair.

They use a simple menu-based interface for creating AI porn. The prompt-based porn generators may theoretically be a little more versatile, but I’m assuming the menu here helps keep the machine on track, which ultimately helps cut down on the weird AI deformities you find all over some of the other sites. You literally can’t ask for something PornShow is incapable of creating, so it shouldn’t get confused and start spitting out eldritch horrors beyond human comprehension.

You’ll start by choosing one of several Generator models to work with. I decided to keep it simple by creating a Woman, but you can also create Men, Anime, and a handful of sexual positions like Titfuck and Blowjob. From there, it’s as easy as checking off the features you want in categories like Body, Ethnicity, Environment and Clothing.

I asked for a Porn Show of two huge-boobed, big-assed MILFs with long legs squatting topless in a church, wearing nothing but thongs and angry faces. Then I clicked the Generate button and waited. And waited. And waited.

Turns out, the system was down when I first visited. When I tried again the next day, PornShow.ai banged out almost exactly what I’d asked for in about ten seconds. These AI porn machines don’t necessarily hit all your checkboxes, especially if you’ve chosen a bunch of them, but the only one they missed here was Thong. Instead, the babes are fully naked, letting it all hang out in church. I think the priest is probably going to be pissed--not because of the nudity, but because they’re legal-aged women. Fucking creep.

Customizing Those Custom AI Babes

If you want all the features that Porn Show has to offer, you can snag a premium membership for twenty bucks a month. Shorter wait times are always one of the main draws for an AI porn generator, because every second is precious when you’re whacking off. I tend to create tons of similar images once I find a good set of parameters, and who wants to wait a minute or more between fake photos and anime porn?

Besides the priority queue placement, the premium membership also offers a small handful of image-enhancing features that ain’t available everywhere. For starters, I was able to quickly upscale my small photo of those dirty church girls to a big, crisp 4K image. The Repair button subtly massaged the pic, giving the girls prettier faces and removing the high heels tips that were poking out of their bare feet.

The Fine Repair button performs a similar function, but on whatever part of the pic you choose. I tried it on one MILF’s head and shrunk it like that scene in Beetlejuice, which wasn’t the easiest fap. I tried it on the other squatting babe’s butt and PornShow added a glimpse of pussy between her legs, which was considerably easier to beat off to.

The Inpainting feature takes things one step further, allowing you to select a portion of the photo to rework using the same AI generation menu you started with. I had mixed luck with this one. Changing someone’s facial expression seemed easy enough, but I wasn’t able to completely swap out AI chicks with new ones. I really like the concept, and I’m hoping to see this feature improve with time. Given how fast AI porn has been evolving, I think it’s going to be fucking amazing.

PornShow.ai currently only creates still images, but I think they’re working on an AI video generator. I can’t tell you when they’re planning on unveiling it or really any other details, but a throwaway line of text on the front page hints at the coming feature. “More AI porn videos and AI sex picture continue to be updated every day.” The English ain’t perfect, but the message is perfectly clear.

Even without a video feature, though, Porn Show is a hell of a lot of fun to play with. Once I’d gotten a feel for the system, I was churning out a little army of ideal sluts. It fucked up my productivity, that’s for sure, but I did manage to whip up some donations for the local sperm bank. Hopefully they accept Coca-Cola bottles full of spunk.

PornShow.ai is a solid menu-based AI porn generator, and their set of image-enhancement features gives them a slight edge over a lot of their competition. We’re still in the early days of AI porn, and I believe we’ll see more platforms integrating similar gimmicks, but these guys are clearly ahead of the curve. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’ve got to collaborate with this robot on some porn pics.