JawBreakerz

JawBreakerz is kind of an unusual name for a porn site, so I immediately started wondering what was in store when the link slid into my DMs. I’ve reviewed some seriously freaky, rough BDSM and fetish sites, and I half expected to see a stern dominatrix booting some poor sap across the face. Turns out, nobody’s actually getting their jaw broken, but these babes seem able to unhinge them like a snake, swallowing prey you wouldn’t even expect to fit in their mouths.

Do you see what I’m getting at yet? JawBreakerz.com is a premium porn site where little chicks suck massive monster dicks. The domain’s been around for a while now, but the site itself was only officially launched a couple weeks ago. They didn’t spring up out of nowhere, though, as there’s a good chance you’re already beating off to this company’s smut. Let’s take a closer look at this new offering to the horny wankers of the world.

Just Who Are These Jaw Breakerz?

I knew I was looking at something special just as soon as the Jaw Breakerz tour page loaded. The presentation ain’t too different from other high-end porn sites. It’s well polished, with a colorful logo and topped with a big photo of a cross-eyed girl eating a huge black human sausage. The recent screengrabs stretching out below are all very similar interracial images of beautiful women and dongs as big as their arms.

It’s obvious there’s some money behind the operation. Besides the modern layout and crisp photography, another big selling point is the selection of women getting all full up on man meat. They’re shooting with some big-name pornographic talent. If you’re a fan of dirty movies, you might even catch some of your favorite girls.

The current lineup features video sluts like Steve moon, Mina Lux, Eva Nyx and Anna Kovachenko. I also spotted Lana Smalls and Mazy Myers, who I had the privilege of getting to know really fucking well over on the PornDudeCasting couch. I knew I recognized that cross-eyed cutie out front!

I don’t often mention the male talent on porn sites when I’m writing up these reviews. Even if we’re talking about prolific humpers like my friend Donnie Rock, I know most of you cats don’t care too much who’s throwing their cock around. It’s a little different with JawBreakerz, though, because Brickzilla and Jovan Jordan are slanging some of the biggest, most famous BBC in the world. If you want to see girls getting stretched the fuck out, you’ve come to the right place.

A lot of paysites have been ditching the free previews, with “Play” buttons that just tell you to sign up instead of giving you a peek. JawBreakerz.com lets visitors check out some short video trailers. They’re only about 30 seconds, but they do a good job showing off the production values, and just how tiny these chicks look compared to the straws they’re drinking out of.

A Baker’s Dozen of Premium Porn Sites

I’ve got some good news and some bad news for you. The bad news is that Jaw Breakerz is so new that their catalog is still skimpy. The tour page is misleading, because they make it seem like they have multiple pages of content available, but there are only nine JawBreakerz movies so far. If this was a typical paysite charging the typical price, it’d be a tough sell.

Now here’s the good news: JawBreakerz.com memberships are cheaper than your average paysite, and come with network access to at least 13 paysites. Most premium porn will run you thirty bones a month, but this one’s only twenty. The yearly rate breaks down to just under eight bucks a month, which is one of the best deals I’ve seen on premium American porn in a while, especially with that whole network thrown into the package.

This ain’t some half-ass network full of low-grade amateur joints that you’ve never heard of, either. If you’re curious, you can check out my reviews for included sites like Cum Blast City, TeasePOV, and Mylked. Long story short, these paysites peddle facial scenes, POV porn and handjob flicks, respectively and respectably. Come for the big-dick interracial action of Jaw Breakerz, stay for a variety of sexual tomfoolery on the other sites.

Speaking as a professional masturbator, I can tell you the network will probably continue to expand. Most successful networks tend to snowball, picking up steam and building up their various stashes faster and faster. These guys ain’t growing quite as fast as a brand like TeamSkeet, but they did add Edge Queens to the package about a year ago. Only time will tell what’s next.

Holy Fuck, Watch That Mouth Work!

One of the most challenging aspects of my job as a professional masturbator is just deciding where to begin my official fap tests when I’m reviewing a site like Jaw Breakerz. With just nine flicks to choose from, it wasn’t as paralyzing a choice as picking from a well-stocked free tube, but all of the current films look hot as fuck. Do I want to see Kianna Kumani sucking monster cock, Demi Hawks gagging on BBC, or Mina Lux applying her Asian flavor to some huge chocolate dingdong?

To be entirely honest, I knew I was going to watch Lana’s movie as soon as I pulled up the JawBreakerz front page. I find myself reminiscing about our scene together when I’m beating off in the shower, so I couldn’t resist the opportunity to see her in action again. Whoever’s booking talent around here has impeccable taste in women, I’ll tell you that much.

At around fifteen minutes, Colossal Cock Deep Throat ain’t the longest porno in the world, but they don’t waste much time with introductions. As soon as I hit the Play button, I saw Lana on her knees with Jovan’s enormous member in her face. She kisses the tip and caresses that monster hog before trying to fit it in her mouth. No fucking shit, her hands don’t even fit around it!

She jerks, strokes, and spits lube on her prize, going just a little bit deeper every time she takes it into her mouth. She can’t fit much more than the tip without her eyes going wide, her entire mouth filled up with engorged flesh. Lana’s a real trooper, though, somehow managing to expand her human anatomy to permit such heavy oral penetration. A broken jaw would probably really help.

The camera switches to a first-person POV about halfway through, so you can see what Jovan saw while Lana bobbed her pretty face on his junk. Since she can’t fit the whole thing her mouth, she uses a two-handing stroking technique while simultaneously working her mouth. This, my friends, is what separates the true pornstars from the amateurs and the wannabes.

In case it ain’t clear yet, JawBreakerz is a heavily blowjob-oriented site. That’s part of the reason why the movies are so short, since they don’t include the usual range of positions. This ain’t the site if you want to see some doggy after the beej, but the big-dick interracial blowjob fans are going to love it.

Downloads are included with the standard membership package, so go ahead and stock up while you’re here. Lana’s film is a worthy candidate for the permanent, offline spank bank, so I helped myself to the high-quality MP4 file. It only takes up about half a gig on my hard drive, and is totally worth it.

The only real drawback to signing up for JawBreakerz is that, as a new site, they’ve still got a small collection. They’ve been adding movies every few days, but the site’s so new it’s hard to say if they’ll keep up the pace. I suspect they’re getting a head start on building the stash, and they’ll probably slow down soon. Ideally, they’ll still be dropping a fresh flick weekly.

The small stash might be a dealbreaker were it not for the other perks. The entry ticket is cheap, and they round out the membership with a dozen other sites, with a variety of different pornographic themes being explored. JawBreakerz.com is easily worth a look if you’re into seeing huge cocks in small mouths, but be sure to consider the full package if you’re thinking of signing up.