Nonolo.ai

Nolo is not the kind of thing I ever imagined I’d be reviewing when I first started ThePornDude. I’ve only been building the world’s greatest directory of adult websites for about a decade now, and it’s wild how much the porn scene has changed over the years. The next-generation amateur stuff coming from sites like OnlyFans has really blown up since the pandemic, and virtual reality has been immersing masturbators in futuristic 3D sex scenes on more big-budget paysites. Even with these massive developments in the industry, I’m still fucking blown away by what Nolo is offering.

So, what the fuck is Nolo.ai? As they spell out on their front page, it’s a service that lets you “Make any image you want in seconds using AI.” Since you’re reading this here, you already know what that means: you can make your own custom AI-generated porno. The site’s brand new but picking up steam fast, which ain’t a surprise given the premise. Hell, I’ll tune in for smut even when it’s somebody else’s fantasies, but I’m even more excited when I’m running the show.

Oh, and before we go any further, it’s worth looking at the link for a second. The regular front page for Nolo.ai is actually pretty SFW, showing off artificial human beings and anime characters wearing all their clothes. No.nolo.ai, on the other hand, has the same layout but a much dirtier selection of images. Tacking that “No” on the front basically unlocks the NSFW version of the site. When in doubt, just use my links!

Welcome to the Future, Pervert

I had my first brush with AI-generated porn a couple years ago with a now-defunct site that promised to strip the clothes off any photo you ran through it. I’ve since reviewed a couple similar sites, and I’ve been absolutely fucking blown away by how far the technology has progressed in such a short time. Check out my review of DeepSukebe if you’re interested in that sort of thing, because it’s currently the best of its kind, and works like a filthy fucking charm.

Nolo takes a different approach, one that’s arguably more work for the machines since they’re starting with nothing but an idea. You’ve probably seen the concept in action before, though perhaps with less focus on nudes. Platforms like DALL-E and Midjourney have blown up over recent months, and Donald Trump just released another batch of AI-generated NFTs. Like me and everyone else, you’ve probably been dumbfounded by the sheer quality of these machine-dreamed images.

Sure enough, the front page of no.nolo.ai is covered in pics that you never would have guessed were AI-generated, or at least you wouldn’t have a year ago. It’s spitting out surprisingly realistic “photos” and high-quality hentai, either of which would feel right at home on a nude photo site or hentai library, respectively. I have to look very closely to spot any signs of AI art, like extra fingers or limbs bent the wrong way.

Frankly, you can get some faps in on the front page even without generating your own pics. The front-page images seem to be selected based on popularity, though the quality remains high even as I scroll down to the ones without any Likes. In fact, the more I saw, the more eager I was to try out Nolo’s services for myself.

Making Pretty Girls Out of Nothing

No.nolo.ai has a menu-based AI generation system similar to what you find on sites like Made.Porn, which is slightly different than sites like SoulGen, which create images based on a text prompt. The prompt-based systems seem a little more versatile in their creations, though there’s something to be said for the simplicity of a menu. If nothing else, perhaps limiting options leads to fewer AI quirks and deformities.

You’ll start by choosing a Style, either Photorealistic or Anime. Then select either One Woman or One Man, followed by options like Ethnicity, Age, Face Expression, Body Type, Clothes and Setting. I dialed in settings for a laughing, photorealstic Latina in her 20s, with braided red hair, goth clothing, a skirt, lipstick and sunglasses. I chose a street for the setting, front view with natural lighting, and then I hit the Generate Image button.

Little did I know I needed an account to do anything. Nolo.ai asked for an email address and password, and then told me unlimited image generation was $12 a month. That includes no wait times, priority access to new tags, and the promise of other perks as the site develops. They offer a couple different payment options, but unfortunately, they don’t seem to be giving out free test drives right now.

I had to redo all my selections on the Nolo menu, but this time it generated an image in a matter of seconds. The system is simple and fast. The resulting image is indeed a photorealistic Latina, but it's a headshot that didn’t meet all my specifications. She’s not wearing a skirt, nor goth clothing. Honestly, it wouldn’t be the easiest fap, though I could jack off to this if I was hard up.

AI Nudes by You and a Machine

I generated a few more images, choosing different options each time. One of the most frustrating things for me was the fact that there weren’t really any sexy tags to click on. I wasn’t sure how they generated all those pics out front, because there weren’t options for tits out, full frontal, dripping twats, lesbians or lactating nipples. Sometimes, the system seemed to hang, leaving me with an endlessly throbbing bubble reading, “Creating…”

I was getting a little bit annoyed, and started looking for other things to click on. That’s when I finally found my account settings. If you want to create nudes, you need to visit this page and check the boxes that say you’re over 18 and that you want NSFW images. They go on to specify, “Visit no.nolo.ai for NSFW access.” I was sure I started there!

Once I’d changed my settings, a few more options appeared on the AI generation menu. Now, I could select NSFW Anime as my style, Creampie as a Body Modifier, Cowgirl as an Action, and choose my Breast and Butt sizes. Nude and BDSM now show up under Clothing Style, and there are more Clothes like Fishnets, Thongs and Bikinis.

I reentered my original request for the red-haired Latina. This time, though, I embiggened her tits and ass, and chose Nude instead of the Skirt I was trying for before. I clicked Generate Image, waited a few seconds and got… another headshot! At least there’s some cleavage visible in this one, I guess.

If you want to try again, click the button to Open Image In Editor, where you can either change your settings or try for the same image again. I just left everything the same and clicked Generate. This time, I finally got a thick, topless babe laughing with her huge tits out. It’s only the top half of the gal, so no big ass as requested, but it's definitely fapworthy. If I didn’t know better, I’d assume it was a real photo, too.

I wish I’d known about the NSFW options earlier, because I feel like the whole system really opens up once you’ve got the full set of options. I started creating my own little harem of Nolo chicks, including big-booty goth girls, athletic Asians, creampied hentai girls and cyborg MILFs with their massive jugs out. It doesn’t always touch on every single box you check off, but it does a very good job approximating what you were looking for.

The results were consistently impressive. I feel like Nolo.ai has a lower error rate than some of the other AI porn generators out there, which cuts down on the freaks and alien deformities you often get from machines trying to pretend they’ve got human brains. None of the photos or hentai I created looked to be an obvious AI pic, but most of them made my dick hard.

No.nolo.ai is already one of the better AI porn generators out there, and I think it’s only going to get better as they continue building it and adding more options. The NSFW menu is hidden, which is a mild annoyance, but my biggest complaint is just the fact that they’re not currently offering any free image generation. Then again, given the power I’ve seen this thing display, I ain’t too surprised. For twelve bucks, this is a hell of a fun AI toy to play with, and yeah, you can definitely crank off to it, too.