LoveTorrent

What do you expect Love Torrent to offer, just hearing the name? Were it not for the 21st century connotations of the word “torrent,” we’d probably all picture a massive load of sperm gushing from a dick at the end of a good fuck or satisfying wank session. Twenty years of BitTorrent has really changed the definition of that word, hasn’t it? There are a lot of spunk-squirting dingdongs on this site, though I’m not sure I’d call them the main focus.

As you’ve probably guessed from that modern title, LoveTorrent.net is a site with a modern purpose. This ain’t your typical free tube, so those hoping for instant streaming action may find themselves disappointed and their balls blue. It’s a torrent tracker where you can find torrents for quality porn movies samples. The site’s been around for years now and gets well over half a million visitors per month, and you know, that kind of healthy traffic is pretty fucking essential for a good torrent site. Let’s see what the pervs are sharing, shall we?

Unleashing a Torrent of Love at Love Torrent

Pulling up the front page of LoveTorrent, you might immediately assume it was another free porn tube. The presentation is definitely an upgrade from the older torrent trackers, those boring text-based lists that required a lot of searching and clicking to find something good. The previews here ain’t buried behind a half dozen links, instead showing you a thumbnail right out on the front page. As much as I loved The Pirate Bay back in the day, the setup here is just much more convenient, and frankly more along the lines of what I’d expect in this day and age.

They keep a count of the total submitted torrents out front, and it’s a nice, fat number. There have been over 166,000 torrents posted so far, and the number keeps growing. Of course, any torrent is only as good as its seeds. I kind of figured there would be a bunch of dead torrents deeper in the collection, so I made a quick trip to the very bottom of the stack, page 4099. To my pleasant surprise, even Love Torrents this far back in the archive had a healthy number of seeds.

It's hard to overemphasize how important those seeds are. If you’re new to BitTorrent or just don’t really know how it works, you may assume LoveTorrent works like any other site where you’re just downloading off a webhost or file locker. Torrents are shared between people who already have the file, the seeders, so anything without seeds is going to be impossible to download. The more seeds, the faster you’ll get the file.

I’m not sure where else these torrents get posted, but LoveTorrent.net clearly has the kind of dedicated community needed to support a good tracker. As I reviewed the site, the counter out front always said at least a dozen members were online, usually much more. These are the fellow deviates who you’ll be downloading and sharing files among, so much respect to my horny seeders out there.

Big Studios and Major Sluts

The immediate disadvantage to any torrent site is that you’re going to have some wait times before you whack off, compared to the instant gratification of a tube. On the other hand, one of the biggest immediate advantages is that you get access to quality porno movies samples.

I saw a familiar face on the front page, and I clicked through for a closer look. Sure enough, it was a torrent of my recent scene with Alexa Payne from PornDudeCasting. It was just posted and already has 62 seeds, so it looks like I’m pretty popular. I had to take a screenshot to include on this year’s Christmas card. Grandma is going to be so proud! I’ve made it to the big leagues, baby!

Alexa certainly ain’t the only famous chick, nor the only chick I spotted who I’ve boned personally on the casting couch. Since the torrents tend to be from big-name studios, they tend to shoot with big-name bimbos. The site is crawling with well-known pornstars, gorgeous newcomers and sexy amateurs. Angela White, Syren De Mer, Kenna James and Chanel Preston are just a few of the names to be featured recently out front. Angel Youngs, Anissa Kate and Harley King are just a few of the names LoveTorrent has in common with me and my own porn site.

Love Torrents in Every Filthy Flavor

Before you can whack off to anything on LoveTorrent.net, you’ve got to download something. Before you download something, you’ve got to pick something. With over 166,000 options, you may have your work cut out for you. They’ve got a killer selection of content, though, so there’s no reason to settle for anything less than exactly what you’re looking to beat off to.

The front-page spread as I type up this review includes Latina hookups, anal casting scenes, and interracial gangbangs. There are Easter-themed threesomes, double penetration, naughty stepsisters and cuckolding situations. There’s even some extra-freaky content for the true deviates, like a recent torrent of a chick with absolutely huge jugs lactating. Who’s thirsty for some human protein?

Sometimes torrent trackers absolutely drop the ball when it comes to tagging, which makes the collections difficult to browse and hard to search. I’m not sure who’s tagging content around here, but Love Torrent is organized very well. My recent PornDudeCasting flick is tagged with Big Tits, Blowjob, Brunette, Creampie and MILF, among other relevant keywords, meaning fans of any of these subgenres can find the movie easily using the search bar.

On a similar note, I was a bit surprised LoveTorrent.net didn’t have a browsable Tags menu anywhere. List of tags, pornstars and studios would make the site slightly easier to peruse by giving users multiple options. It's definitely not a dealbreaker, because the site still works well and is easy enough to search, but as a professional smut reviewer, I’m always looking for these little conveniences.

Let’s Get to Those Files

Once you’ve found something you want to crank off to, it’s just a matter of downloading it. I’m going to assume you have some familiarity with BitTorrent clients, so I’m not going to walk you through the whole process. One of the biggest disadvantages of torrents is that there is still a slight learning curve involved. Your grandpa may not be able to figure it out, but it shouldn’t be a problem if you’ve got a basic level of technological aptitude.

LoveTorrent’s got an interesting setup. They don’t even have the torrent files hosted on their domain, instead shuffling you offsite to grab them elsewhere.

LoveTorrent.net may lack the immediacy of the free tubes, but what they lack in instant gratification they make up for in terms of quality and quantity. Torrents require a bit of knowledge on your end to download properly, but sites like this one offer a practically endless array of dirty movies. A good torrent can be a much faster download than anything off of file hosts like Keep2Share, making Love Torrent a more accessible stash than any of the porn download blogs or forums out there. Use the power wisely and try not to spend all day jacking off.