Vave

Somebody sent me a Vave link this morning and asked if I’d take a look, and I assumed I was in for another afternoon of whacking off to pretty (18+)girls and orgy movies. Imagine my surprise when the site turned out to be dedicated to another vice entirely. The joint wasn’t much use in helping me fill up an old gym sock with millions of my unborn children, but it did light up my brain with a nice cycle of risk and reward. Do you see what I’m hinting at yet?

Vave.com ain’t a free sex tube, a premium porno paysite or one of those amateur forums where your dad shares pics of your mom and your auntie. Nah, this is an online gambling den with slots, betting and live games. They’re a newer joint and have only really begun building their userbase, so naturally I wanted to get in there early and take a look around for myself. After I took care of my usual after-lunch fap session, I loaded up the site and got ready to win some money… hopefully.

Who Gets to Play at Vave?

First things first: not everybody gets to play at Vave. If you’re trying to gamble from the USA, you won’t even be able to get in the front door without a VPN, instead getting a message saying your region ain’t allowed. The Terms and Conditions section of the site lays it out thusly: “Players from Belarus, Curacao, Estonia, Israel, Latvia, Lithuania, United Kingdom, United States of America, Сyprus are prohibited from playing real money wagering games at Vave.” They go on to say they can’t guarantee successful withdrawals or refunds in restricted countries. Canadian players can get in the door, but they’re not allowed to play NYX (NextGen) games.

That said, I was able to connect and easily set up an account from a country that technically ain’t allowed to play. Whether you’re willing to risk it or not is up to you, but I mean, we’re gambling anyway. You could always choose another, potentially more suitable site off my list of Betting Sites here at ThePornDude. If you want to sneak past security, though, I offer some tips and resources among ThePornDude’s ranking of Best VPN Sites.

The landing page feels welcoming as hell, wherever you’re connecting from. It’s sleek and well designed, with smooth gradients and easy links to the various games and distractions offered within. Some of the biggest perks are listed right at the top of the front page, where they hype the nice welcome bonuses offered to Vave.com noobs.

Right now, they’re offering 100% bonuses on both your first and second deposits, up to $100 USDT. You also get 100 free spins with your first deposit and 50 with the second. As always, I highly encourage you to check out the Promotions page on Vave and any other online casino, because there are often perks that ain’t listed out front. Right now, these include high-roller bonuses up to $2000 USDT in the casino, reload bonuses on Thursday, and VIP programs for their Casino and Sportsbook.

When I got my Vave validation email, I found another welcome bonus option listed. If the 100% bonus and free spins ain’t conducive to your style of gambling, you can opt for a free bet up to 100 USDT. For those of you who keep wondering what I mean by USDT, I’m talking about cryptocurrency pegged to the US dollar. If you need a whole crypto lesson at this point, you may want to ask your grandkids, old timer.

Vave.com calls their site “The highest level crypto casino,” which is a hell of a brag. They’re a little young to be claiming such a title, but they do seem to have the makings of a champ, and that includes a solid range of banking options. They take all the usual shit like Visa, Mastercard, Google Pay and Apple Pay, plus Changelly, Onramper, and Moonpay. It’s a real fucking shame if the recent explosion of FTX costed you a whole lot of BTC, but here's an opportunity to win some of that back.

Bet on Sports in Your Underwear

I picked a good moment to check out Vave, because the World Cup is going on right now. I’m happy I didn’t spring for a ticket out to Qatar, because I’d probably get executed for being a drugged-up pervert. While the spectators in the stands bitch about not being able to buy beer or expose their legs, I’m taking bong hits in the buff while I check out the sportsbook. I’ve also got a hooker on the way over, and I’m going to have her suck my dick while I place bets.

Vave’s got full-featured Sports Betting and Live Betting options, so you can bet on damn near any sport you’re into. If the FIFA shit doesn’t do it for you, how about some rugby, some golf or some MMA? There’s Snooker and Gaelic Hurling, plus Ski Jumping, Water Polo and even Starcraft. More esports are listed in the Live Betting area, where you’ve got access to ESport FIFA, Dota2 and NBA2K.

I’m always curious about the oddball bets I see on some online casinos. Vave has a section labeled Specials, but it was empty when I checked it out. Hopefully as the site matures, they add some weird, unusual shit to bet on, like TV shows, awards programs and politics. You may as well make some money off that bullshit even if it’s fucking up the rest of your life, am I right?

Hit Me or Miss Me

After putting some money down on some upcoming matches, I made my way to the Vave.com Live Casino. Again, I found a nice selection of ways to risk my life savings. They’ve got live dealer versions of all the classic casino games. The Popular picks at the top of the page include Live Roulette, Keno, Oracle 260 and Music Wheel. Below, they offer numerous variations of favorites like blackjack, baccarat, and poker.

If the games look familiar, it’s because Vave is working with the same tried and true, respected providers you’ve seen on the other reputable online casinos. I’m talking about brands like Atmosfera, Goldenrace, Luckystreak and Swintt. The Slots on the site tell a similar and familiar story, though the list of providers is quite a bit longer.

Vave currently has over 3000 slots to spin your day away. I’m definitely an advocate of pulling a crank over and over throughout all your waking hours, even if it is a virtual crank in this case. (When you’re ready to get back to flesh cranking, you know where to come to find your ideal porn site!)

They’ve got Demo versions available, just in case you already blew all the money in your bank account or you just like the flashing lights. I ended up playing Dwarfs Fortune for longer than I care to admit. I’m not going to tell you how much crypto I won (or lost) in that ambiguous span of time, because I don’t want you to get jealous (or sympathetic). You know how it goes.

Vave.com only got a couple thousand visitors back in August, but their traffic has exploded since. After poking around the site for a while, it’s fairly obvious to see why. The site looks good, works well, and it’s easy to navigate, which means there’s nothing standing between you and that wide array of ways to gamble. Presentation aside, the real draws are going to be the sportsbook, slots and table games, with those fat welcome bonuses offering the initial hook. If nothing else, I recommend taking advantage of that initial deposit bump and see how well the games keep you coming back. What have you got to lose besides time, money, and the respect of your peers?