TheSlutPorn

I thought The Slut Porn, aka The Slut Bay, was going to be a porn torrent site when I saw the name, but it turns out the whole thing is a lot more instantly accessible than any variation of The Pirate Bay that has sprung up over the years. Torrents still have their place, sure, especially if you’re looking to download a lot of big files, but sometimes you just want to load something up on your phone so you can beat off while everyone else in the office thinks you’re taking a huge dump. That would require some preplanning if you were cranking it to torrents, and I just don’t have time for that today.

It ain’t a torrent site, nor is it a traditional free tube either. Nah, TheSlutBay.com is a blog collecting nudes and sex tapes of hot social media chicks. They’ve been around since 2018, which was like a decade ago in internet years, and get a couple million visits every month. Despite what your parents told you in high school, popularity actually counts for a lot; those numbers tell me there’s a lot of content worth lubing up for in the Bay’s archives. Naturally, I had to check it out for myself.

Let’s Talk Nudie Content

These days, social media content is a different story. It’s a story told all over the front page of TheSlutBay, where the traditionally famous chicks are in the minority. Most of the women here are sexy internet celebrities from sites like OnlyFans, TikTok and Instagram. You’ll find more homemade pornstars than girls you recognize from Brazzers, though you will find some of the “classic” variety of sluts.

Case in point: current front-page available content includes nude galleries and sex tapes from babes like the rapper Ice Spice, who keeps getting confused with the Brass Against singer who peed on a guy’s face on stage a year ago. I also spotted Bhad Bhabie, aka Danielle Bregoli, aka the girl who went on Dr. Phil and said, “Cash me ousside, how ‘bout dat?”

Some of you masturbators are going to feel old, because if you ain’t up on your social media sluts, you may not recognize a ton of women. Kalani Rodgers, Jailyne Ojeda, Brook Vitton and Malu Trevejo all hold spots among the Popular Videos on TheSlutBay.com’s front-page sidebar menu. The good news is that even if you have no idea who Hannahowto is or how Danielley Ayala got famous, you can still fap to them because they’re still hot as fuck.

As far as the presentation goes, TheSlutBay rolls with a pretty standard blog layout. Beneath a simple header with a site logo and a couple links, the rest of the page is devoted to thumbnails from the most recent posts. I do like how most of the thumbnails incorporate different screencaps and still shots, which will be particularly handy for those perverts who don’t recognize the names as well as they do a nice rack or pretty face.

Fresh Sex Content on the Daily

I’m whipping up this review on a Monday morning, the very start of my week after the breakfast Viagra has kicked in. There’s already been one post today, that aforementioned Ice Spice OnlyFans Content. Yesterday was a nice, productive Sunday, with more than a dozen posts, including Katie Sigmund doing doggy with her boyfriend, Mati Marroni fucking herself for OnlyFans, and TikTok star Leanedsns getting her fuck on.

Visitors and masturbators can expect a nice, fresh handful of The Slut Bay posts every day. I’m not sure exactly how they’re sourcing content, but it's coming in at a steady rate. You can probably tune in multiple times a day and find something new to shake your dick at each and every time.

As of this writing, the full library stretches just over 2,000 posts. That ain’t just 2,000 pieces of content, since most of the posts feature multiple videos and/or pictures. That Bhad Bhabie video I mentioned is a whole long-ass page of embedded video players and still photos. If I have any complaint about the setup, it’s that pages can load a bit slowly with all those big images. Smaller thumbnails would ease load times, though I doubt this will be a dealbreaker for anybody unless you’re still using a dialup modem from 1997.

Another recent post on TheSlutBay.com features this chick Katiana Kay. I wasn’t sure exactly who she was, because she’s more famous on Instagram and TikTok than Pornhub, but she’s definitely got a new fan in me. Again, the post starts with some sex videos before trailing off into a long, scrolling gallery of ass shots, POV titwank pics, cock rides and a whole lot of X-rated selfies.

I kind of wish there was a Pornstars or Models index like you’ll find on a lot of adult websites. It’s a minor nitpick, because I was able to find most of the internet sluts whose names I typed into The Slut Bay’s search bar. Bigtittygothegg, Belle Delphine, and Momokun were all just a couple clicks and keystrokes away. The notable exception during my searches was Amouranth, who just announced an indefinite break a few days ago. Let’s hope she returns to the scene under more favorable conditions.

On a similar note, TheSlutBay.com doesn’t really tag their content with the relative fetishes, subgenres, costumes and scenarios like you’ll find on other sites. Some of the posts do list multiple names, like Bree Louise and Breebabydance of TikTok and OnlyFans, but they don’t seem to have tags for things like ASMR, Feet, Cosplay, BDSM or BBWs. If you’re searching for anything besides names, you’d better hope the tag appears in some usernames or that the poster mentioned it in the all-too-brief descriptive blurb.

Fapping to Sluts on The Slut Bay

I checked out another recent post offering a FULL VIDEO SAMPLE in all caps from TikTok star Sofia Gomez. The gallery beneath the embedded video player was largely SFW, though I guess it depends on where you work. It consists of Instagram-friendly bikini beach shots, cleavage-enhanced selfies, and a shot of her chilling in a shopping cart that makes me want to jack off at the grocery store.

The screencap of the video shows Sofia’s titties, but I’m afraid I wasn’t able to watch the full show. During my visit, I ran into a number of busted links where the video wouldn’t play. This happens from time to time with social media porn sites and full-movie samples tubes, and I expect it to be a temporary situation as they figure out their video hosting issues. I really want to see the full Sofia video!

It really says something about The Slut Bay that my biggest beef with the site is something that may well be outside of their control. I didn’t even have a single piece of spam slip through my adblocker, which is a rarity on any kind of porn site and even more of a treasure in the social media porn genre. The extensive galleries are easily and instantly accessible without a bunch of bullshit getting in your way and slowing down your wank session. Convenience is one of the most important factors when it comes to free porn or really anything on the internet, and TheSlutBay nails it.

This one’s an easy recommendation if you’re into internet attention whores, regular whores, nudes and sex tapes. TheSlutBay.com has an impressive collection that’s growing at a more than respectable rate, hooking fans up with more than enough OnlyFans content and nudie galleries to get you through the long days and lonely nights. Try typing the name of your favorite social media chicks into The Slut Bay’s search bar. If you’re brand new to the genre and don’t know any names yet, well, poke around for a few minutes and you may end up with some new masturbatory crushes.