Delphine Films

Delphine Films is a new enough brand that I’m sure a lot of you have some immediate wrong ideas about the website. Hey, I get it, because when the link slid into my DMs, I initially thought this was going to be a new offering from every neckbeard’s favorite pink-haired cosplay slut. Turns out, Belle Delphine ain’t involved in this production, but I wasn’t the least bit disappointed to find out who was. In fact, I started getting all hard and drippy just as soon as the tour page had loaded up.

So, what exactly is the gimmick at DelphineFilms.com, anyway? Their About page lays out a heady spiel about presenting “a new vision for adult cinema” and combining “high-engagement cinematic quality, unique narrative and intimate sexual scenes to break barriers.” It’s a lot of words to tell us this paysite is putting out highly polished hardcore movies. Their traffic has shot way the fuck up in recent months, with nearly a quarter of a million visitors tuning in over the last 30 days. Popularity doesn’t necessarily mean quality, but it’s a strong enough indicator that I had to take a look ASAP.

I Don’t Know Art, but I Know What I Like

Right from the moment I pulled up DelphineFilms, I knew I wasn’t looking at your typical premium porn site. Reality porn has been the dominant format for the last couple decades, so most paysites are peddling that pseudo-amateur stuff. I’m certainly not knocking the handheld cams and spontaneous hookup scenarios; I’m a big fan of the stuff, and my own PornDudeCasting could be filed under the reality porn label. I’m just saying the presentation is a bit more refined here.

One of the most immediately noticeable differences between Delphine Films and the other guys is the lighting and framing of the shots. The purple hues illuminating a trio of naked babes at the top of the page gives it a dreamy vibe, like something out of fashion magazine or a music video. I initially thought Delphine could be another arty erotica joint from the folks at MetArt, though the penetrated pussies, explicit foursomes and lesbian ass-eating are more hardcore than the stuff those guys typically put out.

On that note, I haven’t even made my way inside yet and I already love the variety of perversion presented. There’s pussy eating and cock sucking, lesbian scenes and group sex, in flavors ranging from sweet and sensual to rough and tough. I took a quick look at the Categories filter on the Videos page and found all the usual standards, like Asian and Anal, (18+)Teens and MILFs, Deep Throats, Creampies, Titty Fucks and Cumshots. There’s only one flick tagged with Bondage and I don’t see any Foot Fetish content listed yet, but they’re still a young site. They’ve got plenty of time and space to grow.

Another one of the immediate appeals of DelphineFilms.com is the (18+)girls. They’re working with some truly beautiful and talented pornstars, like Kenna James, Skye Blue, Jewelz Blue and Cadence Lux. A lot of the women I’ve gotten to know on the PornDudeCasting couch have swung by for a flick and a fuck, too. Misha Cross, Nicole Kitt, Violet Myers and Gia Derza are just a few of the video whores we have in common. Just thinking about them makes me even more eager to watch their vids on DelphineFilms.

A lot of the bigger paysites have gotten rid of their previews, but DelphineFilms.com still lets visitors get some free sneak peeks. I had to check out the two-minute trailer for the recent Sweet Dream, a lesbian threesome starring Ellen Lee, Madison Morgan, and my friend Nicole Kitt. It opens with soft piano music while Ellen does a voiceover, talking about her boring-ass daily routine. It’s cinematic as fuck, feeling more like a trailer for a decent-budget indie film than a porno. It finally heats up in the last 30 seconds, transforming into an artfully directed but still filthy girl-on-girl-on-girl sex scene.

Cheap Tickets and Dirty Whores

If you want to know the truth, I was pretty much sold on DelphineFilms.com as soon as I saw Indica Monroe with a cock in her mouth on the front page. The previews just made my blue balls into more of a medical emergency, so I needed to get into the member’s area and see some whole-ass pornos. I made my way to the signup page, where once again, I was impressed by what I found.

Membership to Delphine Films is cheap as fuck. The regular rate is under twenty bones a month, but the current offer is $8, recurring at the same price. Most paysites are $30, even if they give you a discount on the first month. The one small catch here is that downloads cost extra. This is usually a pet peeve of mine, but at $13 for a month of full stream/download access, I ain’t complaining. That’s still a steal. Longer memberships are cheaper, natch.

The signup page lists “1+ Videos Weekly Updates” as one of the perks. I’m not sure where the plus comes in, but they’re dropping a new movie every week, living up to my golden standard for paysites. They’re on a regular schedule, too, so you can tune in every Thursday for something fresh to shake your dick at.

DelphineFilms.com is a fairly young site, living on a domain that wasn’t even registered until April 2024. The archive actually goes back another six months. I’m not sure if they have a time machine or what, but I’m also not sure I care. What’s more important to me is just the size of the stash. With around 60 movies in the library as of this writing, they ain’t the biggest site out there, but they’ve got enough to keep your hands busy for a good, long while.

Putting the Film in Delphine Films

Delphine Films is the kind of site where I knew I might get hung up trying to choose something to fap test, because so many of the vids look fantastic. I figured I’d make it easy and start with the very latest release, a 38-minute movie called Late Shift, starring the lovely Vanessa Vega. I was crazy about the chick even before she told me my dick is beautiful, and the cyberpunk aesthetic of the thumbnail spoke to my inner nerd.

That preview I’d watched earlier started on such a soft note that I was expecting the same here. Instead, it starts with hardcore fucking. Our hero is strapped into a futuristic masturbation chair, where he’s whacking off to multiple screens of Vanessa doing her thing. That’s actually where the slower intro bit starts. Don’t worry, it’s only a couple minutes.

On the other hand, it might be worth watching if you like science fiction. The production here is fucking remarkable for a porno. It ain’t uncommon to see dirty movies with elaborate plots, sexy costumes and a bit of Hollywood-style editing, but DelphineFilms take it to the next level. This feels very much like an indie sci-fi movie with a lot of hardcore sex.

Vanessa Vega plays herself. The story has her showing up at this dude’s place of work, where he’s fallen asleep at the counter. The sex starts immediately, first with a montage that shows off some of Vanessa’s acrobatic sexual magic while she talks dirty. For my money, the movie really starts about six minutes in when the music fades and the girl starts sucking.

No shit, my dudes, this is easily the sexiest and most memorable scene I’ve seen all week, and watching porn is my whole fucking job. The sex is amazing. You can feel the chemistry, and these two can really fuck. That dynamic would make for a top-shelf porno even if the camerawork and lighting were garbage, but remember, we’re watching these two bang in a Blade Runner vision of the future. If you sprang for the downloads, this is one is worth the hard drive space.

DelphineFilms.com is well worth the low-ass cost of entry. Honestly, I don’t even understand how they can sell tickets that cheap and still afford to put out movies like this. There are plenty of previews out front, so you can probably rub one out for free while you decide how much you like the vibe. If you like movie-style pornos that put as much effort into the presentation as they do into the sex, you’re going to need to stock up on lube.